> Summon the anti-gravity chocolate, the smell will surly attract some bears!

Oh yeah, that ronin easter egg...

You WALK to the RIGHT. Your heavy boots sink into the thick, wet grass. The night is chilly, and ahead of you there seems to be a large patch of SAND.





BRILLIANT idea! You call for an order of GRENADES to be dropped near your position. You can almost feel the rigid surface in your grip, the pin ready to be pulled, the small green baseball of doom practically whispering 'Throw me!' in your ears. You may have an overactive imagination, but it still means killin' bears.



Well that can't be good. Looks like the GRENADES weren't packed properly. You regret not paying for that extra shipping and handling.

Gold: -50









What ho! You have requested a DUMMY DROPSHIP. Within was there not only a GATLING GUN, but a CRAB too! The CRAB appears to be in possession of your GATLING GUN, however. He looks friendly.

Gold: -190 units





Holy crap! It's a CRAB with a GATLING GUN! You quickly drop to your belly and slink up to the edge of the sand pit. The CRAB and the DUMMY DROPSHIP have yet to notice you...





Crack! The first shot echoes throughout the dark forest, and satisfied with the sound and the kick of the rifle's butt against your shoulder, you fire a few more! Unfortunately, your shots only succeed in killing your CRAB ALLY and making him drop his GATLING GUN. On top of that, you put a HOLE in the DUMMY DROPSHIP'S ENGINE. It appears to be smoking. Smooth. CRABS aren't cheap.

--INVENTORY--
1x Hunting Rifle (Wielded)
45x Hunting Rifle Rounds
TradeStar BuyBux Card & Commlink
1910 units of Gold

Jeez guys. I didn't think I'd get so many responses on the first DAY. I do have to sleep.. and eat.. and work.. 'n stuff. I generally only respond to the first few but these chained together so horribly, I just had to... yeah it's a little slow, I know.

> pick up the gatling gun

>Shoot the mindless crab, get Gatling gun.

>pick up the gatling gun and run for your live and dont forget to shoot the dummy dropship!

you understand that the dropship is OURS, and the crab has the gun.

Order a girl you can spend the night with. Then look up at the stars.

>Ride the dropship, go right, and look out for any bears. If bears are sighted, retreat a few meters back and land. If not, look for more bears to the right.

I like this.

>Saunter over to the GATLING GUN and (E)quip it. Strike a HEROIC GATLING GUN POSE and fill the HEATHEN DROPSHIP full of lead. Report your victory over your COMMLINK.

DUMMY DROPSHIP gets pissed, goes on evasive maneuver, returns to Tradestar to picks up 20 stick grenades and attempt to drop them on the ronin dude.

> DUMMY DROPSHIP: Abduct the GATTLING GUN and liftoff. RONIN does not deserve it anymore.

SO?!
something ELSE can be there always...and something bad too,but it will crash...probably.

hey, is this dead?

> Ponder on the reason why youre on this godforsaken planet hunting for BEARS that probably dont even inhabit this particular solar system.