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zalo
Joined: Sat Feb 03, 2007 7:11 pm Posts: 1496
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Successful Crab to Clone Brain Implant!
We have accomplished what no other man in science has! We have successfully Transplanted the Brain of a Crab into a Clone! Usually, the most complex (and expensive) part of cloning is the formation of the brain, and then subsequent modification to accept Mother Brain signals. But with the Brain of a Crab, this is no longer so expensive! A clone that used to cost 85 oz now costs 50! Truly a great achievement in science. Here is a photograph of our Brain Child in action! Note: Due to Crabs normally having four legs, the balancing sensors that are in the inner ear in humans, are non-existant in crabs. Therefore, the crab brain does not know how to interpret the signals from it's new inner-ear, and may be subject to falling over, backflips, and head trauma.It looks, acts and functions almost exactly as it's human brained counter-part*, but it's 35 oz of gold cheaper! Get yours today! Attachment:
File comment: For those who still don't get it, look through the .ini code.
DrunkenClone.rte.rar [1.74 KiB]
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*Named "Drunk Clone" so you can instantly tell between a normal pricey clone, and our cheap awesome super clone.
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Tue Apr 21, 2009 3:09 am |
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chineseboy16
Joined: Sat Dec 16, 2006 1:50 am Posts: 236
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Re: Successful Crab to Clone Brain Implant!
How innovative.
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Tue Apr 21, 2009 3:18 am |
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Brainwashed
Joined: Fri May 16, 2008 11:12 pm Posts: 471
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Re: Successful Crab to Clone Brain Implant!
That thing ain't human. It's funny as ♥♥♥♥, though, and still almost as efficient as a normal blue clone except cheaper. Is it possible to give a clone's brain to a crab?
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Tue Apr 21, 2009 3:44 am |
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zalo
Joined: Sat Feb 03, 2007 7:11 pm Posts: 1496
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Re: Successful Crab to Clone Brain Implant!
Brainwashed wrote: Is it possible to give a clone's brain to a crab? You bet.
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Tue Apr 21, 2009 4:02 am |
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chineseboy16
Joined: Sat Dec 16, 2006 1:50 am Posts: 236
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Re: Successful Crab to Clone Brain Implant!
The ClamV2 wrote: It is innovative, he's made a crab with two legs and two arms. ♥♥♥hole. I never said anything negative about this mod -_-
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Tue Apr 21, 2009 4:15 am |
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zalo
Joined: Sat Feb 03, 2007 7:11 pm Posts: 1496
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Re: Successful Crab to Clone Brain Implant!
What have I done!?
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File comment: Where has Science Gotten us now?
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Tue Apr 21, 2009 4:31 am |
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Darlos9D
Joined: Mon Jul 16, 2007 9:50 am Posts: 1512 Location: Tallahassee, FL
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Re: Successful Crab to Clone Brain Implant!
ITT people learn that sarcasm is a tricky subject on the intarweb
Also, DrunkenClone and SoberCrab. Cute.
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Tue Apr 21, 2009 5:17 am |
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maddog321
Joined: Sun Aug 31, 2008 5:10 am Posts: 106
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Re: Successful Crab to Clone Brain Implant!
Now all you need is a Crab with clone's legs and head, and with terrible walk paths that make it moonwalk.
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Tue Apr 21, 2009 5:18 am |
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Durza
Joined: Thu Nov 16, 2006 9:35 am Posts: 8 Location: Australia
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Re: Successful Crab to Clone Brain Implant!
Or a half crab, half clone.
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Tue Apr 21, 2009 6:05 am |
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numgun
Joined: Sat Jan 13, 2007 11:04 pm Posts: 2932
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Re: Successful Crab to Clone Brain Implant!
Crabs that walk like humans and humans that walk like crabs. WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW HUH? This is pretty funny to mess with. : p
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Tue Apr 21, 2009 7:16 am |
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ramonimbao
Joined: Sat Jan 17, 2009 8:53 am Posts: 79 Location: Philippines
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Re: Successful Crab to Clone Brain Implant!
Durza wrote: Or a half crab, half clone. Divided vertically for lulz. Pretty cool. Not really useful though. But still pretty cool. Nice one, zalo.
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Tue Apr 21, 2009 11:23 am |
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Dauss
A HUMAN BRAIN, SAFELY INSULATED FROM THE TERRORS OF HYPERSPACE
Joined: Sun Jan 28, 2007 8:54 pm Posts: 1070 Location: Somewhere beyond the endless sea of hyperspace, fighting for your right to call a planet home.
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Tue Apr 21, 2009 12:49 pm |
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The ClamV2 [Bot]
Joined: Sun Mar 30, 2008 6:08 pm Posts: 408
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Re: Successful Crab to Clone Brain Implant!
chineseboy16 wrote: How innovative. Sarcasm directed at Zalo. See I wouldn't have thought it was sarcastic if it was more than two friggin' words.
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Tue Apr 21, 2009 7:30 pm |
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the4runner
Joined: Thu Apr 10, 2008 8:12 pm Posts: 37
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Re: Successful Crab to Clone Brain Implant!
Darlos9D wrote: ITT people learn that sarcasm is a tricky subject on the intarweb hmm, im getting there, just trying to figure out if THIS was sarcasm. amidoingitright? ON-TOPIC: this is weird. anyone seen Goldeneye, the bond film? when the guy falls out of the closet, after being klled during the semi-sex scene by natasha? i thought exactly that when he fell over the first time. plus the noise. *SPEURRRRR*. i love you zalo.
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Tue Apr 21, 2009 9:56 pm |
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Brainwashed
Joined: Fri May 16, 2008 11:12 pm Posts: 471
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Re: Successful Crab to Clone Brain Implant!
zalo wrote: What have I done!?You have created monsters. Cool monsters! (imagine the pipe is a thumbs up)
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Tue Apr 21, 2009 9:59 pm |
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