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[20:43] <Jack> what base is when someone rubs your penis with your pants on then pulls out his penis to jerk off and then gets denied and then I run away
[20:44] <Jack> except it was more of a 'sorry gotta go ttyl'
[20:44] <ComradePyro> laughing
[20:44] <ComradePyro> so ♥♥♥♥ hard
[20:44] <Jack> like first pitstop
[20:45] <PAUL> Q How do you know there if there is a fighter pilot at your party?
[20:45] <PAUL> A He'll tell you
01[20:45] <TheClamV2> jack
[20:45] <Jack> god he does this thing with his tongue
01[20:45] <TheClamV2> this is wh-
01[20:45] <TheClamV2> what
[20:45] <Jack> specially by my ear it is so awesome
01[20:45] <TheClamV2> oh god
[20:45] <Jack> if I wasnt so scared
[20:45] <Jack> gosh
[20:45] <ComradePyro> laughing
01[20:45] <TheClamV2> DON'T INVITE GAYS TO TACO BELL
[20:45] <ComradePyro> so hard
[20:45] <Jack> he like nibbled on it then worked on my neck oh :3
[20:45] <ComradePyro> I cannot
[20:45] <ComradePyro> ♥♥♥♥
[20:46] <ComradePyro> breathe
01[20:46] <TheClamV2> I can breath, I just can't comprehend
[20:46] <Jack> tucker what are you crying baby tears about lol
01[20:46] <TheClamV2> hilarious chat thread go
[20:46] <ComradePyro> you do it
[20:46] <ComradePyro> having trouble existing
[20:46] <ComradePyro> I am laughing so hard
01[20:46] <TheClamV2> I can't double post
01[20:46] <TheClamV2> it's not allowed
[20:47] <Jack> :/
[20:48] <Jack> he is a good kisser though
[20:48] <Jack> or as far as I know
[20:48] <Jack> he makes it so I like it
[20:48] <Jack> and when he strokes my hair I get super boners
[20:49] <ComradePyro> okay regained the ability to breathe