The reason I'm not doing this on Fantasy Grounds is because my router is a piece of crap and refuses to have its ports forwarded, so I can't host. IRC is my only option.

Also, I really need a day and time, peeps.

So Chief, what are the rules, and how do I do it, and when are we doing it?

Same time as with Miles' game sounds good.
6pm PST~

XD

sounds fun, I'll give it a go if you tell me how to play. Online usually 6(ish) to possibly 8,9 depending on wethering other poeple want to use pc

Now where is that recipe for combustive clay, or self-combustive cotton.

What recipe, citizen? Do you possess knowledge that is above your security clearance?

Oh, no!

Deny it!

If you've ever played or watched someone play or heard about how to play Dungeons and Dragons, it's a similar sort of thing except you don't have to roll any dice.

The GM (or in this case Friend Computer) tells you what's happening and you tell him how you react. You also talk to the other players via your character.

I suggest, no, MANDATE that you read through the Wiki article before playing, as I don't want to have to explain the entire setting beforehand. YOU WILL BE QUIZZED ON THIS >:U

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Anyways, paranoia is mental illness, not a game.

You are incredibly stupid.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paranoia_( ... aying_game)

If I am a troubleshooter, I'll kill everyone.

I want to be a Vim Ace.

You can't play, then.

Okay, I'll be a Seal Clubber.

White is achieved mostly by hacking the Head Bot.
Black, generally sucks bullocks.
Generally nobody survives trying to get above a Red, and Reds are Reds because they frame somebody.
Orange and Yellows are lucky.
The Bluish family gets it great, everyone's dream rank.

The Kingpin Computer is afraid of Commies, and it turns out that he and his civilization is a Commie a it could get!

Paranoia is about high-strung paranoid groups of people, who usually have six extra lives, strange weapons which have classified description, color coded ranks, and abilities, so generally, it revolves around the Computer's Trust, and you can do anything to lesser colors.

You are in a faction, trying to do something, ...

Yeah there are a few people I would suggest be barred from playing on the basis that they will be LOL RANDUMB XD. Though the game is crazy, it doesn't warrant such behavior.

You don't get to choose. Friend Computer in his benevolent and unending wisdom designates our secret societies among other things for us.
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