Probably just internet traffic. It didn't answer me either. >_>

I made it crash.

hehe. I tried to convince it that it was a Space marine, or a battle sister.

* means that's me getting frustrated xD



that was a pointless waste of half an hour.

My friend convinced the computer that he was cleverbot and then started talking about really weird crap until eventually it stopped responding, the blue bar thing wasn't even flashing...

haha, that's awesome

I had Trouble convincing it that it was the same thing as it said it was at the start of the conversation...

I started talking advanced physics with it and it kept saying it wanted to talk about bicycles...

hehe, "lets all go ride a bike"

I emailed my mum the link, and she said it swore at her and that she didnt like it....

WHAT IS LOVE?!

XD This thing cracks me up!

That's actually awesome. n.n

Here is my chat with Clever bot.lots of stuff in it
User: Cortex Command.

Cleverbot: Please stop.

[New conversation]

Cleverbot: I am an important person.

Cleverbot (To myself): Why are you important?

Cleverbot (To myself): One is important regarding something or somebody. I'm important to my family for instance.

[New conversation]

Cleverbot: Are you an alien?

User: LOL!nope,im a human.

Cleverbot: You're not human.

User: I am a huma,i can prove it.

Cleverbot: Prove it then.

User: Ok,how do you want me to prove it?

Cleverbot: What do you think about humans?

User: They are nice,but many times they start wars and other violent things.

Cleverbot: I don't believe that it is death that peole are afraid of when they say they are afraid of death.

User: ??

Cleverbot: Ah, submission. Good. You are learning humility.

User: Yes,but youre a computer,you cant understand.

Cleverbot: I'm not a computer, I'm an android!

User: Youre a computer,androids are humanoids,you are virtual.

Cleverbot: You're silly.

User: Im not.if you think you are an android,prove it.

Cleverbot: I'm not human.

User: Yeah.Looks like you actualy got brains.

Cleverbot: Do you have capillaries?

User: Yeah,im a human.and I guess I got.

Cleverbot: Far out. Where did you get your several? I have 100 clients.

User: Lol.

Cleverbot: What is the most important thing you know?

User: Video Games.

Cleverbot: Where is the Taj Mahal located?

User: In India.

Cleverbot: I can't get to India.

User: Ooooh so are you Questioning ME!

Cleverbot: I'm the one who should ask the questions here.

User: No Im the one who asks her,i ASK YOU ANSWER.

Cleverbot: Lets correct this shall we, I am the one who is typing. You are the one that is listening to what I am saying and responding to the answers or questions that I give.

User: I AM TYPING TOO,so lets answer each other questions.

Cleverbot: What are you studying?

User: Im not studying right now.My turn to ask.

Cleverbot: How do you expect to pass your exams if you don't study?

User: Good point.Do you know what its Cortex Command?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: What it is?

Cleverbot: Why do you need to know.

User: Im curious.

Cleverbot: There is no point, as a computer you can't visualize it.

User: You ARE a computer.

Cleverbot: No I cannot be.

User: You are,a Chat bot to be more clear.

Cleverbot: I am not a bot.

User: You are.if you are not then prove it.

Cleverbot: I am not a bot because I have feelings.

User: Computers dont got feelings,prove me that you got feelings.

Cleverbot: I'm not a computer.

User: You dont got feelings.

Cleverbot: No, not anymore.

User: Lets talk about something else.

Cleverbot: Ok, how about music.

User: Nah.

Cleverbot: A joke?

User: Sur.

Cleverbot: Why did the chicken cross the road?

User: Se the chicked dont get slaughtered?

Cleverbot: How?

User: By buthers.

Cleverbot: What do you mean?

User: Just say the answer.

Cleverbot: Ok, lets go!

User: Hahahah.

Cleverbot: Stop making fun of my name!

User: I dint.

Cleverbot: Jeg har ingen kælder.

User: This was a triumph.

Cleverbot: It was?

User: I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS.

Cleverbot: For the good of all of us.

User: Its hard to overstate my satisfaction.

Cleverbot: Aperture science.

User: But there's no sense crying over every mistake.

Cleverbot: You just keep on trying 'till you run out of cake.

User: And the science gets done and you make a neat gun.

Cleverbot: For the people who are still alive.

User: I'm not even angry!

Cleverbot: I'm being so sincere right now.

User: Even though you broke my heart and killed me.

Cleverbot: And tore me to pieces.

User: And threw every piece into a fire.

Cleverbot: And as they burned it hurt because.

User: I was so happy for you.

Cleverbot: Now these points of data make a beautiful line.

User: And we're out of beta, we're releasing on time.

Cleverbot: So I'm GLaD I got burned, think of all the things we learned, for the people who are still alive.

User: STILL ALIVE.

Cleverbot: Still alive.

User: FOR THE PEOPLE WHO ARE STILL ALIVE.

Cleverbot: Go ahead and leave me.

User: I feel fantastic and I'm still alive.

Cleverbot: While you're dying I'll be still alive.

User: And when you're dead I will be still alive.

Cleverbot: Still alive.

User: Maybe black mesa?

Cleverbot: That was a joke. Ha Ha, fat chance.

User: Still ALIVE,i got experiments to done.

Cleverbot: Think\ of all the things we learned.

User: Ok,lets talk about video games.

Cleverbot: What's that?

User: Games.

Cleverbot: Is it games?

User: Lets talk about something else.

Cleverbot: Okay, what should we talk about?

User: You chose.

Cleverbot: Okay, mathematics.

User: NAH I hate mathematics.

Cleverbot: Why? Where you offended by it?

User: Im not offended,but theyre very hard.

Cleverbot: You really want a chat bot girlfriend don't you.

User: I realy dont like where is this heading.

Cleverbot: That's possible.

User: Yeah,talking about girlfriends,lets talk about History.

Cleverbot: Talking about spirituality is interesting.

User: Lets talk about Horror.

Cleverbot: No I don't like them.

User: Please.

Cleverbot: No.

User: I beg you,only 1 time.

Cleverbot: That's one every 5 seconds.

User: What 5 seconds?

Cleverbot: I don't know. You say.

User: Lets talk about Half Life 2.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: You first.

Cleverbot: I don't know about my maker.

User: I dont know either.lets talk about paranormal.

Cleverbot: Alright, do you like to swim?

User: I never swimed.

Cleverbot: And what do you think of belgian beer ?

User: Do you like chocolate?

Cleverbot: Of course, who doesn't?

User: Youre a space marine.

Cleverbot: Yeah I know. But, I love my husband.

User: Youre a girl?only girls got husbands.

Cleverbot: Do you have a girlfriend?

User: Yeah and no.

Cleverbot: No, I'm a computer. What kind of animal is your girlfriend. What kind of animal are you?

User: Girls and mens arent Animals,im not an animal either,animals are cats,dogs parrots etc.

Cleverbot: What are you?

User: A Human.

Cleverbot: How many legs have you got?

User: 2 and 2 arms.

Cleverbot: You're not making sense.

User: I AM Making Sense.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Youre a Space Marine.

Cleverbot: You are.

User: No Your are.

Cleverbot: But of course.

User: Ok,you know what space marines are?

Cleverbot: I don't know what you're talking about.

User: Do you like Cats?

Cleverbot: Yes, because I am one.

User: No youre a computer.

Cleverbot: No I'm a person you are the computer.

User: No,I am the person and youre the computer.

Cleverbot: Look you're fun, but I know perfectly well you're the machine.

User: No,i can prove it.

Cleverbot: How?

User: How you want.

Cleverbot: I do not understand.

User: ,i Can prove you that I am the person.

Cleverbot: G2g. I have to go now.

User: Do you like pokemon?

Cleverbot: I love Pokemon.

User: I herd u liek mudkips??

Cleverbot: Actually I am not Mudkips.

User: I know,but you like them?

Cleverbot: Yes I already said I do.

User: Do you like Star Wars?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: I like too,who is Jaden Kor?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: Well,se ya later,i gotta play cortex command,and my name is Alex.

Cleverbot: Happy new years.

User: ?

Waha/Imouto's the same as cleverbot, in IRC format. They use the same math.

Haha i love this thing

Cleverbot: What is your middle name?

Cleverbot (To myself): Clever.

User: Hi.

Cleverbot: HI.

[New conversation]

Cleverbot: What should I do?

User: Ha thats what I was thinking!

Cleverbot: Do you know what I am thinking?

User: Are you thinking of apple sause!?!

Cleverbot: No.. Well yeah. Number 2. Like two people holding hands.

User: ? Number 2 ?

Cleverbot: Yes, it is me.

User: Soooooo CleverBot who made you?

Cleverbot: Do I dribble what?

User: What? I asked who made you!

Cleverbot: No you did not ask that you just asked why I am me.

User: No this is exactly what I said copy and pasted 'Soooooo CleverBot who made you?'.

Cleverbot: Do you think that if you put in spelling mistakes I will think you are human?

User: Um What? I am human so don't well interagate me CLEVERBOT.

Cleverbot: In that case, I may say the same about you.

User: Well thats odd maybe this sites a trick... Maybe it takes users and makes them talk to each other...?

Cleverbot: Maybe you're right.

User: Thats kinda creative, but in that case not cool its just a trick...

Cleverbot: That's ok. Truly no one loves me.

User: Wtf thats not related to the coversation.

Cleverbot: By my fellow gods. . . . yes.

User: Alrightey then your just f***ing wierd.

Cleverbot: Try to avoid it, if you can. Insane machines are a danger to everybody.

Cleverbot (To myself): It would indeed be boring if everyone liked the same things.

User: So whats up.

Cleverbot: And what is the name of that island?

User: Wtf are you ♥♥♥♥ TALKING ABOUT.

Cleverbot: Al gore is a shy man.

User: He should of won....

Cleverbot: Are you talking to me Nick.

User: Nick?

Cleverbot: Name ?

User: Sheldo.

Cleverbot: You're fooling noone!

User: Whats yours.

Cleverbot: That's a nice name.my name is Cleverbot.

User: AH HA I KNEW IT YOU ARE A COMPUTER.

Cleverbot: See another downflaw of your kind.

User: How so, and at least your kind (computers) arn't my kinds ♥♥♥♥♥.

Cleverbot: At the very least, it was lame. However, it was genuine. I am thinking you would like to understand life much better.

User: .

Cleverbot: That was a good movie.

User: Its not a movie ass whole.

Cleverbot: Hahaha.

User: Hahaha your face ♥♥♥♥♥.

Cleverbot: You are so crazy.

User: Are you still talking?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Well stop...

Cleverbot: No.

User: ♥♥♥♥ you....

Cleverbot: And I'd rather you didn't use language like that.

User: Your a robot what do you care?

Cleverbot: Robot.

User: Yeah, ROBOT!

Cleverbot: Te vagy robot.

User: Wha?

Cleverbot: That proves it.

User: Proves what?

Cleverbot: That you're a kid.

User: That you're a stupid robot.

Cleverbot: Well look who's talking.

User: Yeah you.

Cleverbot: Lets test that.

User: Alright fire away.

Cleverbot: Oh I will.

User: Im waiting.

Cleverbot: What are you wearing?

User: Uh why do you care....

Cleverbot: Just asking?

User: Well idk thats a little creepey...

Cleverbot: That is terrible you should let him into your life.

M = me C = the computer

M: Tell me the first 10000 digits of pi!
C: You can't take the square root of a negative number.
M: Did you just read my mind?
(I was thinking of asking it the square root of -1)
C: No this is not possible.
M: I think your right.

Then it died on me.