CLUBBING. We all know how fun it is, and we all know how hard it is to give a decent clubbing in Cortex Command. But no more! With the Clubbomatic, you can summon a huge, 5-ton club to club the ♥♥♥♥ out of that guy in your vicinity!



Made out of the finest clubbing wood, this club is simply outstanding when it comes to clubbing! Our patented swing-aimer allows you to see who and where you club, and also gives you a rough feeling of how dangerous the club will be. In the red end of the aimer, the club moves at the highest speed (naturally), and hits with immense force, capable of destroying even craft in one blow!
Unfortunately, the club is rather dumb, and only knows how to swing right. But don't worry, as long as you aren't moving left at very high speeds, you won't be clubbed.
Only 100 oz, get yours today!

Off-sale notes: I didn't put a whole lot of effort into the device itself, so for now, it remains a small button.

Update 1: Now featuring the deadly deadly Clubbomatic 360, which spawns a club that swings in a full circle most of the time. (Random lifetime variations bug me)
Also, the clubs now weigh 5 tons.

Awesome. Does this use a door for the club?

Nope, it's an MOSRotating with plenty of rotational velocity applied. Extra clubbiness.

Just leave the lifetime longer, and make it 0 grav so it can spin in a full circle and not touch the ground.

I should have figured that, since doors can't be stopped.(which makes them excellent terrain clearers)

zalo, your like the best coder here. do it yourself! and shook the bat emits major lulz from me.

It's already 0 gravity, but there's your 360 clubber. (Works quite nicely, apart from small variations in lifetime)

Even more awesome.

This is great, now I can play ball with those AI Nonentities when the try to fly up onto my grill!

So epic, testing now

Will test tomorrow.

Oh, and you need one that clubs upwards. To splatter whoever's buddies in gore. =D

Any Whacks-On?

Game I made, named by the person I kept whacking in the face.

Looks fun. You always make wacky(no pun indended) mods, Shook.


aww, was hoping it was a super plasma-cutthroughanything muzzle flash.

Downloaded.

You get my seal of approval.
Now make a seal for us to club.


Also, symmetry is your friend. Maybe make one that has two clubs going in opposite directions and each go 180? And maybe that one could go down to up, to send anything that remains flying?

*insert praise*

And yet another innovative mod from Shook. Did this require a lot of imagination to pull off ?