Good lord Aspasia. You just made a story about taking a massive ♥♥♥♥ and stealing a soda the most legendary thing I have ever heard in my life.

Holy ♥♥♥♥ I'm going to die laughing.

was it even a crap? it could honestly have been a piss. I think it was a crap though.

That was impressive story-telling.

My turn. Recently, I was at an english camp. basically, we made movies. as I'm in year 9, I was a leader over the unruly but petty year 7s and 8s, giving me less peers but more power.

It was about 10, at night, and all our little minions were in bed, making way too much noise for people who are meant to be sleeping, and we were about to start filming our movie (us leaders make one in the dead of night to show up our minions).

Last night had been spent storyboarding and scripting, followed by us splitting up and heading off to bed, where I was unfortunate to be in a cabin with a gay guy and a total creep... who turned out also to be gay. I finally got to sleep at about 2, and after research, the girls in the other cabin took about as long to finally sleep too.


So it was the night after. Everyone was bloody tired, we'd being doing stuff all day, trying to master our little unruly and loud minions. and we had to make a film.
It was now one of the girls decided to have a break down. To this day I have no idea what the hell it was all about, but it managed to bring everyone that much closer to the edge.


Two hours. my mood went from sleep-depraved, energetic and hyper to absolutely furious at everyone and everything. I replaced my skipping and singing ABBA and Queen at the top of my lungs to snapping at people, walking off and continuously attempting to go to bed.

Some how someone got us to start filming. I didn't have to do much, just take part in a conversation scene and then cover myself in fake blood and look dismembered for my next scene, which scene took 3 shots and I was lying on a rock, so it was very uncomfortable. After I was done and had attempted to shower myself clean of the cornflour-and-red-food-dye concoction, I sat on my bed talking to the girls who weren't meant to be in my cabin.

We eventually finished filming, and the film was pretty darn good. After kicking out the girl who'd managed to go to sleep in the bunk below me (that wouldn't have looked good the next morning), I went to bed. and slept.

English camp was exhausting but fun. Who knew how much one could do in just 2-and-a-half days!?

Aspasia my good sir, you have won.

@Exalion - How could a bowel-crawling demon be urine? And you normally have to fight urine from EXPLODING out of your BUM... do you? He clearly gave enough pointers to show it was in-fact, a mighty turd.

It was a piss. A mighty piss that lasted days, during which I never broke my chant of the holy psalms. As for the clues, I said I was standing. I don't know about you guys, but normally I don't stand up when I crap. Gets your legs messy man.

I can't believe I skipped that story earlier as it looked to long. My silly brain, trying to cheat me out of good reading!

It seems my air lock is overpowered then, but then again, my fluid release valve is also overpowered.

By George I was right! Huzzah!

0_0 so much words to read . OFMG . Its even hard to read sucher HUGE stories .

♥♥♥♥ parents ♥♥♥♥ die of AIDS.
just got back from my ♥♥♥♥♥es house, mum comes upstairs and starts talking about wearing a jhonny so i dont get girls pregnant
I ♥♥♥♥ KNOW THIS MUM ♥♥♥♥ YOU EMABRASSING ♥♥♥♥

Is infinitely more epic than

lol rage

In 8th grade, we had the trip to D.C. I decided that would be a perfect place to try my [fairly good] British Accent.

Part of our tour was to go to the Museum at George Washingtons house.There, I saw the guide lady, and decided hilarity would ensue if I talked to her.

I walked up, and casually said "Well, I guess this war meant more for you then it did for us." In the best British I could muster. She took a mental step back, stuttered breifly, and said "Oh...ohhhh. Well, uhhh... I suppose." She was sort of embarassed, as if she personally insulted me. But, suprisingly, she actually tried explaining to me how horrible it would be if England still owned the colonies, how all that land would be hard to control, ect. ect. She was actually fairly convincing. This went on for about 10 minutes, until a friends father walked up, looked at both of us with an 'Oh you...' look, and said to her "He's not really British, you know." And she stopped mid sentence, looked at me, and did a nervous laugh. "Oh, well, that was quite good. Yes..." And after that she looked at me funny.



tl;dr, British Accents are hilarious.

So Falcon X, does this Australian accents are sexy. ( Facts found from Australians )

Of course they're sexy: I have one!

There was this one time where the guy who sits next to me in school fell asleep during math class... So when i poked him to wake up, his face was an awesome mixture of "hey why did ya wake me up?" and "oh ♥♥♥♥ i fell asleep during class!". I lol'd internally, because lolling in class would get me in trouble.