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 Tales of epic 
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One time, I bought a bar of toffee from a vending machine, and two came out.


Wed Oct 29, 2008 4:37 pm
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Jox =3 wrote:
Epic is when I was 5-6 and kicked my future-best-friend in the head after he pissed me off. He stayed still, staring at me, with the hand on his bleeding nose with a scared face


It was epic...

i once stabbed my friend in the face

epic accident


Wed Oct 29, 2008 4:49 pm
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i once stabbed my friend in the face

epic accident

Stabbed in the face WITH WHAT?!!?


Wed Oct 29, 2008 5:37 pm
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Falcon X wrote:
...A kit-kat ...


What do you have against kit-kat ?

Ok here is my mini story (hope thats epic) . Ok as you know im 13 . And from this age everybody(one class gets on duty( one the next week second class and so on and so far ) , to stop everybody who disturbs school rules) starts to be "deajyrnui" (the person on duty who stops everybody who disturbs school rules ).One day one of our teacher got sick . And we had 4 lessons (as usual we have 6-7). But we were deajurnuis so we must be on duty after every lesson . So when we were on duty after 4 lesson . One kid runs ... i want to stop him ... when he is close to me , i place my hand on his neck ... [in "slow-mo"] - Dont run !!![/in "slow-mo"] ... He escapes ... i was trying to stop his 'runs' all after-lesson time . I got him busted . I gived him penalty . He afraid of me from this time .


Wed Oct 29, 2008 7:39 pm
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Jox =3 wrote:
Stabbed in the face WITH WHAT?!!?

with a knife

it did not penetrate his skull though (hit in forehead with duller tip)


Wed Oct 29, 2008 8:00 pm
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cambiogris wrote:
with a knife


Omg you are killer ... omg ...


Wed Oct 29, 2008 8:05 pm
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Falcon X wrote:
...A kit-kat ...


What do you have against kit-kat ?

Ok here is my mini story (hope thats epic) . Ok as you know im 13 . And from this age everybody(one class gets on duty( one the next week second class and so on and so far ) , to stop everybody who disturbs school rules) starts to be "deajyrnui" (the person on duty who stops everybody who disturbs school rules ).One day one of our teacher got sick . And we had 4 lessons (as usual we have 6-7). But we were deajurnuis so we must be on duty after every lesson . So when we were on duty after 4 lesson . One kid runs ... i want to stop him ... when he is close to me , i place my hand on his neck ... [in "slow-mo"] - Dont run !!![/in "slow-mo"] ... He escapes ... i was trying to stop his 'runs' all after-lesson time . I got him busted . I gived him penalty . He afraid of me from this time .


You're a ♥♥♥♥.


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alaifain wrote:
You're a walrus.


Why ? Im skinny as a skeleton .


Thu Oct 30, 2008 7:57 am
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Around this time last year my friends and I were silly and used to get drunk form ♥♥♥♥ cider near a canalside (there are loads in Birmingham, more than Amsterdam) and around this area of the city there are loads of derelict factories, and one was really easy to get into. We comletely trashed this place, including throwing kettles out of windows and messing about on the roof; my mate almost broke his leg. A bunch of Community Support Officers (wannabe policemen) saw us and we just ran as far away as we could. I was epic.


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No offence, but you sound the like the sort of people I would wish death upon.


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No offence, but you sound the like the sort of people I would wish death upon.


Same , no offensive , but you are quite idiot . (I mean TSR , not Krumbs)


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Thu Oct 30, 2008 6:24 pm
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grenade wrote:
Krumbs wrote:
No offence, but you sound the like the sort of people I would wish death upon.


Same , no offensive , but you are quite idiot .


lol


Thu Oct 30, 2008 7:55 pm
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Hey grenade.

I realize that you are not a primary English speaker, but most all of your posts are still amazingly hard to read. The same goes out to the forum in general, even English speakers. Put as much effort as you can into posts.


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Its pretty stupid question , but whats effort ? I shall look in Dictionary .


Thu Oct 30, 2008 8:34 pm
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Ah well, I don't usually do it, I had fun and no one was affected.


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