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 //CONTACT ESTABLISHED 
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Keep helmet until you find a better one.

Also, go in the direction that blood is.

I would have said up but that's not very useful in a 3D environment.

And it must be 3D because you can move one leg past the other.


Sun Mar 16, 2008 3:00 pm
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Continue onward through that door.


Sun Mar 16, 2008 7:05 pm
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metal chao wrote:
I don't think cautious is appropriate here.
If we want to find the monster, we follow the huge trail of blood, correct?

I don't know why we want to find the monster, but that's what everyone else seems to want to do.

Therefore, the fastest route is to slide yourself along the ground along the slippery blood trail, holding your lance in front of you like... a lance.

Finding the monster sounds like a bad idea, but I'm sure you guys are geniuses who used advanced supercomputers to determine the risks.
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Hey, actually sliding is pretty fun!
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The most fun I've had in a while now!
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And...there's nothing here!
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Not even a neat item! Well, screw you guys! You think all these dumb suggestions are funny? They aren't getting me anywhere! Why do I even listen to you! THERE'S NOTHING INTERESTING HERE AND YOUR DUMB SUGGESTIONS JUST

hey wait what's that grinding noise?


Sun Mar 16, 2008 7:08 pm
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Spin, and thrust.


Sun Mar 16, 2008 7:09 pm
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WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT.

Stop attacking everything you see.
Turn around slowly and non-threateningly, as much as that it possible holding a large sharp object.
Then ask the robot what it is doing.

So far, you've decapitated one harmless zombie and stabbed some monster, the second of which was alright because it punched through a wall.
At least try and befriend one person!


Sun Mar 16, 2008 7:15 pm
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It's putting it's middle finger up at you.

I call that hostile.

Now pivot, spin, and thrust, preferably into it's eyes.


Sun Mar 16, 2008 7:16 pm
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TrouserDemon wrote:
Spin, and thrust.

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Aha, take that, evil robot that is carrying a knife in a menacing manner!
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...Things should STOP coming for me when I do that!


Sun Mar 16, 2008 7:26 pm
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Pull it out, and jab at the eyes.


Sun Mar 16, 2008 7:30 pm
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O no!!! Now he'll attack you with the knife and the fang O_O

O wait... his legs... so thin... he will probably fall in that blood trail :D
Just step back a little bit :3


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Pretend like that didn't happen, and ask him "what's up?"


Sun Mar 16, 2008 7:34 pm
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Slide under in between its legs and leg it.

Edit: It also has no hands and the knife is tied on by rubber bands so just take it of.


Sun Mar 16, 2008 8:13 pm
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Take out pen. Shatter legs.


Sun Mar 16, 2008 8:48 pm
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Grab knife and kick his legs so he falls over.
It may also be a good idea to get off of the blood before kicking anything because otherwise you'll probably fall over.

Once he's harmless, have mercy on him and leave him alone.
It might be like one of those times in those games where the guy you could have killed but don't comes back at the end and saves your life or something.


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Shove him backward on the slick of bodily fluids?

Failing that, push his own spinny drill thing into his own face by manipulating his arm.


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Gaaahh Jesus...
Try do tackle and disarm it.


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