Check the trashcan to see if theres anything in it. Then go to the medical area.

Rush Research Rightnow

Go to medical so you can stock up on bandages/antibiotics in case you are hurt. Then come back to the elevator to check the trashcan, and after that proceed to research with your wrench drawn.

And something tells me your name is Alphonse Hahn.

This can looks pretty safe. Should I do anything with it?

First, check for the number 4 at the end of the label. Then take it. You never know when a half-finished immortality potion will come in handy.

[/NO sarcasm] By the guess of the biohazard symbol on the can with a vent and the notably obvious label of 29X4 AN OBVIOUS SIGN THAT THIS ELEMENT MADE THE ZOMBIES and the clue of strange activity at the MedLabs ... I'D SAY IT A GO IDEA TO SMASH IT OPEN, THEN PRANCE INTO THE MED LAB, screaming, "HAYAY N E 1 THAR, I NO UR HAER, U FARTD" !!!

Turn it into the fountain of youth!
Also go to med.

Yeah, it's a four alright.
I'll just pick this u-

OH HOLY MOTHER OF SPACEJESUS ON A BOAT IN A RIVER WITH CELLOPHANE TREES
THIS IS HEAVY

HEY LOOK SOME ROOMS
Urk.
Also Daman I do not have a unibrow has you can clearly see it is a forehead crease!

Consume the compound. Now. No. Now. Do it! Do iiiiit! Hey, don't back sass me! Consume!

Unequip the barrel and equip the '+8 Wrench Of Pain' and enter radiology by kicking down the door like a ninja.

Drop the barrel, and smash it until you get the compound out the, and eat the compound when you're in the radiology room!

Check out the "radiology" room.

There were three slots on it. It must be some kind of identification mechanism, so only people with access can open it. Stick your fingers in those three slots. If it does not open, use the fingers of the guy that hung himself.

Yeah, drag it ALL that way, just to find out that his fingers won't fit...

I say put the drum down, and roll it along the floor.

"Hey Ug, what that?"
"I make that, I call circle."
And there was much rejoicing.