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 Portal Gun. You know you want it. 
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Post Re: Portal Gun. You know you want it.
Will this look like ♥♥♥♥ if I don't have glows turned on?


Thu Nov 15, 2007 7:47 am
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Post Re: Portal Gun. You know you want it.
I doubt it has crossed Miles's bizarrely shaped mind that the Damien guy was not being serious. Ever heard of sarcasm, Miles?


Thu Nov 15, 2007 8:56 am
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Post Re: Portal Gun. You know you want it.
robowurmz wrote:
I doubt it has crossed Miles's bizarrely shaped mind that the Damien guy was not being serious. Ever heard of sarcasm, Miles?

if it was sarcasm, it was directed at me. why would sarcasm be directed at me when i wasn't there?

as for "why would they update us if it's fake?" simple. notice they where supposedly days from being able to get it, to suddenly, POOF, its almost finished, 90% of the bugs are gone.

and as for so few weapons under my belt? wrong.
i have 3, that i released, i started a 4th and quit because it crashed.

since then i have made 3 more, working on 2 more on top of that,
that i HAVENT RELEASED, because i'm getting them PERFECT.

note: i'm not including stuff i used to learn to mod. I made my first 2 weapons back on B14, and when i came back and went OOO GLOWS i made a flamethower that was bashed to hell.

since then i've made about 20 test weapons that i didn't keep because i was just learning to do things,
6 FINISHED weapons, the first 3 (2 on b14, and the flame thrower) where CRAP compaired to what i can do now.

and from that knowledge of modding i know that there are no useable variables in any class, for use of the way the map loops, so you couldn't have done it that way. there is no code to teleport things from one location to another, in pieces (such as the half in, half out as was shown in a still screenshot, note that there are no animations of an actor going through smoothly) AND you said you didn't add code, you just messed with what was there. there isn't anything implimented capeable of a fraction of what you claim to have done. and even if there was innactive code, you couldn't use it, it would be locked out (un-used, un-finsished code, finished = 0, every game i have ever modded had stuff like that in the hard-coding, you had to add lines to re-enable it) and a .RTE file short of making .bat, .bin, .dat or .dll, or some other extention, i dont believe theres anything you could have done to add those features. and adding DLLs and such to an RTE, would be screwing with the source-code, but without over-writing.

there ARE reasons i'm complaining. it's not because i'm trying to be a jerk, its because i have every reason imaginable to believe wholeheartedly that your bull****ing people for ****s and giggles, and you have done nothing to prove me wrong, you've just told me i'm stupid and to go away.
go ahead. in 24 hours, release the buggy beta, or even post a .gif of a robot, going through a portal, and coming out the other side, as a smooth animation, without a hicup. 24 hours. unless your a pro, which from the mistakes i've pointed out, your not, you wouldn't be able to make a fake in that time. no beta, and no 'proof' that can't have been faked in the given amount of time, means that its bogus, no if's ands or buts.


Thu Nov 15, 2007 9:28 am
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Post Re: Portal Gun. You know you want it.
well... ****...
masternethead sent me the mod to get me to shut up.
god damn...
part of me wants to explode with how awsome it is....
the other part still hurts cause i was so wrong and made such an ass of myself... i'm sorry guys.
when the mod comes out, i might make a weighted companion cube grenade that doesnt explode.
then you'll be able to carry it around, and throw it, and it will never go away, since grenades dont die...
just dont throw it at a ship...
i really wish that the portal didn't explode with that one glitch though...

word to the wise, try to send a dropship through a portal in the wall to get it to come out of the ground sideways... it doesnt quite work... the thrusters break off like the rocket legs, and the portal explodes, and the game crashes cause the dropship is in two places at once... y'a know i cant believe y'all never mentioned that glitch.

--edit-- i meant DONT try to send a drop-ship through... that whole half a dropship here half there thing crashes hard... its like butthurts crash, there isn't an actual error for it it just gives me an exclamation mark and a genaric system 32 error.


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Post Re: Portal Gun. You know you want it.
So how goes the beta testing? I'd like to think it's progressing even if its thread gets cluttered up by pathetic badly-spelled rants. Could you put a release date on it at all, or should I be watching IRC more?


Thu Nov 15, 2007 11:13 am
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Post Re: Portal Gun. You know you want it.
Miles_T3hR4t wrote:
where's that big metal stamp from myth busters when you need it?

Lol@ Mythbuster's reference.
Oh, btw, release date plz.


Thu Nov 15, 2007 12:41 pm
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YAY! ITS, Real the ASHPD is real I now can trap zombies, when it is done!


Thu Nov 15, 2007 3:54 pm
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Post Re: Portal Gun. You know you want it.
Wow!!! Now we have portal, so we won't need elevators =D, Can it teleport actors without splash then to pieces?


Thu Nov 15, 2007 4:06 pm
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I can't find the link... :???:


Thu Nov 15, 2007 4:10 pm
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Post Re: Portal Gun. You know you want it.
cc_addict wrote:
I can't find the link... :???:


It's only being tested by a few people. It's nowhere near ready for a release yet.

Pity I missed out on getting it, but what with being in hospital for a while I've probably missed loads.


Thu Nov 15, 2007 5:39 pm
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dammit cc_addict ...
*cough* closed beta *cough*

Though I'm extremely jealous, thanks for giving miles a copy so he'd stop those huge, nasty posts. It's worth waiting for, right miles?


Thu Nov 15, 2007 5:46 pm
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Post Re: Portal Gun. You know you want it.
I hardly think he should have gotten it in my opinion - those general abusive posts should have been deleted.

How far along is it in terms of beta testing? Are there many bugs that need to be fixed?


Thu Nov 15, 2007 6:07 pm
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Post Re: Portal Gun. You know you want it.
I don't think shutting up Miles was the only reason, it also quieted the toughest skeptic and made people truly believe.


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Post Re: Portal Gun. You know you want it.
Yay it DOES exist! I was worried that it was a prank but sending it to miles..genius!

If only I had done the same I might have been able to get a copy myself :)

I am DESPERATE to find out how it works.

I am BEGGING for a beta here.


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Post Re: Portal Gun. You know you want it.
Just wait, I bet it will be out before Xmas.


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