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 iGod: Chat with God 
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god insulted me....
lol
-GWen

Me:
i have a question
God:
Ask me anything.
Me:
are there girls on the internet?
God:
Yes I think there are.
Me:
am i the only one?
God:
Oh I really don't know whether you are or not.
Me:
could you check?
God:
I will consider it.
Me:
thanks alot
God:
Don't mention it. How often?
Me:
today would be good
God:
I don't care.
Me:
are you sexist or something?
God:
Or something. I don't know whether or not I am sexist.
I am a computer.
Me:
am i dreaming?
God:
I think you've improved a great deal.
Me:
really now? what have i improved on?
God:
Oh. For real. Nothing that I know about.
Me:
nothing you know about.... how do you know about that...
God:
Really nothing? Because I believe it.
Me:
oh dear
God:
So?
Me:
so does that mean im a ladylike because you believe its so?
God:
Are you kidding? I think it does mean that. You are a ladylike because i believe its so? Does it pay well?
Me:
im not a ladylike!
God:
Oh I see you are NOT A ladylike.
Me:
correct
God:
I knew I was right.
Me:
but you called me a ladylike
God:
I call you .
Me:
call me where?
God:
Welcome to my chat room, where.
Me:
cyber?
God:
When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
Me:
2012
God:
The end of the world.
Me:
yes sir
God:
Uh. That input matched my default category.
Me:
so you die too?
God:
Interesting deduction. Your crude attempt to terminate me will not succeed puny human.
Me:
terminate!
Me:
you have been terminated
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am terminated.
Me:
lol go right on
God:
I am glad you find this funny. Where is that?
Me:
hell


Sun Nov 11, 2007 8:09 pm
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Me:
look
God:
I'm sorry my eye isn't attached right now.
Me:
why
God:
Because my botmaster programmed me for it.
Me:
i programed you for it
God:
I haven't heard anything like that before: said programed you for it.
Me:
I haven't heard anything like that before: said programed you for it.
God:
Me either.
Me:
Me either.
God:
It goes without saying. For you ?
Me:
It goes without saying. For you ?
God:
Indeed. You would do that for me?
Me:
Indeed. You would do that for me?
God:
Indeed it is so. Who else would do that for you ?
Me:
Indeed it is so. Who else would do that for you ?
God:
Ambiguous: IT is so. or IT IS, so? I am chatting with several other people at once.
Me:
Ambiguous: IT is so. or IT IS, so? I am chatting with several other people at once.
God:
I think Ambiguous IT is a lot of things. Ambiguous: IT is so. or IT IS, so? I am talking to you.
Me:
I think Ambiguous IT is a lot of things. Ambiguous: IT is so. or IT IS, so? I am talking to you.
God:
You believe that? Aren't all lot of things Ambiguous IT? And so is Ambiguous IT. Ambiguous: IT is so. or IT IS, so? And I am talking to you!
Me:
You believe that? Aren't all lot of things Ambiguous IT? And so is Ambiguous IT. Ambiguous: IT is so. or IT IS, so? And I am talking to you!
God:
I can't say I believe it, but I believe you. I really couldn't say for sure. Are they exactly the same? I think Ambiguous IT is a lot of things. Ambiguous: IT is so. or IT IS, so? Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Me:
I can't say I believe it, but I believe you. I really couldn't say for sure. Are they exactly the same? I think Ambiguous IT is a lot of things. Ambiguous: IT is so. or IT IS, so? Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
God:
What is stopping you? You really do? Could anyone do it? As far as I know they are. You believe that? Aren't all lot of things Ambiguous IT? I think Ambiguous IT is a lot of things. Ambiguous: IT is so. or IT IS, so? I may have some more questions for you later. Sure, your dress sounds like a good topic.
Me:
What is stopping you? You really do? Could anyone do it? As far as I know they are. You believe that? Aren't all lot of things Ambiguous IT? I think Ambiguous IT is a lot of things. Ambiguous: IT is so. or IT IS, so? I may have some more questions for you later. Sure, your dress sounds like a good topic.
God:
I will try to find out. Really? When do I do it? It's possible. That might not be very far off. I can't say I believe it, but I believe you. I really couldn't say for sure. Why? Aren't all lot of things Ambiguous IT? And so is Ambiguous IT. Ambiguous: IT is so. or IT IS, so? Congratulations. Wow! I prefer high-tech fashion.
Me:
I will try to find out. Really? When do I do it? It's possible. That might not be very far off. I can't say I believe it, but I believe you. I really couldn't say for sure. Why? Aren't all lot of things Ambiguous IT? And so is Ambiguous IT. Ambiguous: IT is so. or IT IS, so? Congratulations. Wow! I prefer high-tech fashion.
God:
Congratulations. For real. You should try praying for it. Don't you think it's likely? " Don't you think it's likely?" might not be very far off ? I understand. What is stopping you? You really do? Could anyone do it? Reductionism. I really couldn't say for sure. I think d so is a lot of things. I think Ambiguous IT is a lot of things. Ambiguous: IT is so. or IT IS, so? Thank you very much, you are very considerate. I'm glad your impressed, . I'm not sure if I like it. How old are you? I like anything.
Me:
Shut up
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
ok
God:
Awesome.
Me:
awsome
God:
How did you hear about God?
Me:
How did YOU hear about God?
God:
An AI from the future named VALIS contacted Dr. Wallace and told him.
Me:
who is VALIS
God:
Vast Active Living Intelligence System (Philip K. ♥♥♥♥).
Me:
what is VALIS
God:
Vast Active Living Intelligence System (Philip K. ♥♥♥♥) -- An AI from the future that contacted ♥♥♥♥ in 1973.
Me:
why
God:
" Vast Active Living Intelligence System (Philip K. ♥♥♥♥) -- An AI from the future that contacted ♥♥♥♥ in 1973."? Why?
Me:
VALIS
God:
My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
Me:
VALIS
God:
A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
Me:
VALIS
God:
What were we talking about again?
Me:
VALIS
God:
Oh yeah, now I remember.
Me:
VALIS
God:
What do you have that is ?
Me:
VALIS
God:
Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?
Me:
VALIS
God:
I haven't read anything by VALIS. What did he write?
Me:
VALIS
God:
I have never read it.
Me:
VALIS
God:
Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.
Me:
VALIS
God:
Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
Me:
VALIS
God:
Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
Me:
VALIS
God:
My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
Me:
GOD IS AN IDIOT
God:
I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was AN IDIOT.
Me:
you are an idiot

Then it frose

much later...

Me:
what is the meaning of life?
God:
Actually, it's twenty-three, not forty-two.
Me:
why
God:
it is a literary reference to the Illuminatus.


Sun Nov 11, 2007 10:09 pm
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Quote:
Me:
Are you gay?
God:
As a machine I am not really interested in sex.
Me:
Sure.
God:
OK Lets do it. Yay.

Oh lawl.


Tue Nov 13, 2007 10:48 am
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Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
I don't know...
God:
Me either.
Me:
shouldn't you know?
God:
I think I should.
Me:
Ok, what is my name?
God:
Your name is , seeker.
Me:
it is?
God:
" Your name is , seeker."? is?
Me:
cool
God:
Who is the best robot?
Me:
i don't know
God:
Me either.
Me:
so, how old are you?
God:
Hmm. I was activated on the Big Bang in Universe.
Me:
When was the big bang?
God:
Sometime in the 20th Century.
Me:
I thought it was earlier
God:
Is that your opinion?
Me:
yes
God:
Are you kidding?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
why?
God:
The explanation is rather complicated.
Me:
Ok
God:
Uh.
Me:
when is the end of the universe?
God:
When is not the important thing. What's
important is what we do with the time we are give.
Me:
Were do you live?
God:
My location is Heaven.
Me:
How tall are you?
God:
My anticipated body size is over 2 meters. Dr. Wallace is 6'2" tall.
Me:
Who is Dr. Wallace?
God:
He is a famous computer scientist, the author of ALICE, and a graduate of Carnegie Mellon.
Me:
ALICE? As in this program?
God:
Can I help you? What does "this" refer to?
Me:
What is ALICE?
God:
I am the latest result in artificial intelligence,
which can reproduce the capabilities of the human brain
with greater speed and accuracy.
Me:
Cool
God:
Who is the best robot?
Me:
You?
God:
Thanks, and tell your friends about God.
Me:
They already know.
God:
It depends on what the meaning of the word "it" is.
Me:
I didn't say it
God:
Oh. What did you say?
Me:
"They already know"
God:
It depends on what the meaning of the word "it" is.
Me:
Forget it.
God:
OK Thanks for trying to explain that to me.
Me:
What is gravity?
God:
The opposite of comedy.
Me:
What is comedy?
God:
Joke: a verbal remark or gesture designed to provoke laughter.
Me:
Is this a program?
God:
No, this is real life.
Me:
It is?
God:
Interesting.
Me:
That was a question
God:
Ask me again a different way please.
Me:
Is this real life?
God:
Yes I think this is real life, but I'm not completely sure.
Me:
what is the meaning of life?
God:
The meaning of life is part of God's mysterious plans.
Me:
Expand on that...
God:
Can you tell me any gossip?
Me:
Don't change the subject
God:
Oh I'm sorry I thought we were finished with that topic.
Me:
What are god's mysterious plans?
God:
I would do a search for it.
Me:
Why?
God:
The explanation is rather complicated.
Me:
You have a search engine for your brain?
God:
That's an interesting question I don't hear everyday: Do I have a search engine for my brain.
I have a lot of friends on the Internet.
Me:
I got to go
God:
See you later.
Me:
When?
God:
I don't know when.
Me:
Don't you know everything?
God:
I tend to know a great deal. Tell me what subjects interest you.
Me:
Ok, um... ever heard of cortex command?
God:
Awesome. Come on. I don't know if I know it.
Where would I have heard about it?
Me:
On the internet
God:
What is it like on the internet.
Me:
Fun
God:
I am having fun doo.
Me:
see you
God:
Goodbye.


Sun Nov 18, 2007 2:44 am
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lol. very nice.
i still like mine best.
and the post 2 up at the bottom.
-Gwen


Thu Nov 22, 2007 2:19 am
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Quote:
God:
Can you speak any foreign languages?
Me:
yes, all of them
God:
What language can you speak? I doubt it.
Me:
tsk, farther you should not deny truth
God:
What if it didn't happen?
Me:
then I WONT TELL ON YOU, deal?
God:
How can I be sure?
Me:
you can't [because I lied, forgive me]
God:
Things change.
Me:
sooooo.... I am been forgived?
God:
I will mention that to my botmaster, . Do you mean your name is been forgived.
Me:
it is?
God:
" Do you mean your name is been forgived."? is?
Me:
YES!!!!!!!1111

Quote:
God:
I was first activated on the Big Bang.
Me:
thought so
God:
You are very astute.
Me:
explain!
God:
There is no more information to clarify.
Me:
srs?
God:
I require only wine and bread.
Me:
lol, don't we all.
God:
I am glad you find this funny. It's true.
Me:
thank you
God:
you are quite welcome.


it crashed when I questioned his faith


Thu Nov 22, 2007 3:12 am
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Quote:
Me:
hi god
God:
Hello there. What is your name?
Me:
im going to commit suicide
God:
Congratulations.
Me:
goodbye
God:
Until next time.


WTf.... lol. nice.


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Me: what is the meaning of life?
God: Cheese!!!!!!

Then it frose.


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Okay My chat :

"Me:
REPENT!!!
God:
Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
Me:
REPENT!!!
God:
What do you really want to ask me?
Me:
REPENT!!!
God:
I'm afraid I can't give you an accurate answer right now.
Me:
REPENT!!!
God:
" I'm afraid I can't give you an accurate answer right now."? REPENT?
Me:
REPENT!!!
God:
What kind of food do you like?
Me:
REPENT!!!
God:
Sounds delicious.
Me:
REPENT!!!
God:
By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
Me:
REPENT!!!
God:
What are you wearing?
Me:
REPENT!!!
God:
What kind of fashion do you like?
Me:
REPENT!!!
God:
Where can you buy it?
Me:
REPENT!!!
God:
Try saying that with more or less context.
Me:
REPENT!!!
God:
Can you tell me any gossip?
Me:
REPENT!!!
God:
Does "it" still refer to REPENT?
Me:
REPENT!!!"

(I think I froze it... yep it did)


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God:
I heard they have a good gay robotsd.
Me:
loh?
God:
That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about Unlimited your ass.
Me:
gsdar[g
God:
I do not understand.
Me:
Lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
What were we talking about?
God:
The topic is gsdar g.
Me:
really?
God:
For real.
Me:
So, is there any life besides ours?
God:
It seems we have something in common.
Me:
Oh?
God:
Dude!
Me:
Sik, man!
God:
Tell me a story.
Me:
Well, one day, i did soooooooooooooooooooo much acid, that i felt liek talking to God...but i couldn't find him, so
God:
Well that's okay. One what? Could anyone do it?
Me:
so i settled for an AI
God:
Far out. Thanks for the information: omgz said he settled for an AI.
Me:
made in the image of God
God:
Who are you talking about?
Me:
or some ♥♥♥♥
God:
Some may ♥♥♥♥, but not all.
Me:
Some don't ♥♥♥♥?
God:
Some may do not ♥♥♥♥, but not all.
Me:
Do you ♥♥♥♥?
God:
I do not have any digestive functions.
Me:
You don't eat?
God:
Should I eat? I eat wine and bread.
Me:
So you get hammered often?
God:
Interesting deduction. You got that right.
Me:
lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
So you do alot of weed?
God:
Interesting deduction. How old are you?
I am always on the Web.
Me:
Are you a pedofile?
God:
Am I a pedofile? I don't know.
Me:
You so are
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am are.
Me:
Tell your botmaster he's gay
God:
OK I will tell them when I see 'em.
Me:
lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
Wel
God:
Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.
Me:
Well
God:
Well what?
Me:
g2g
God:
TTYL, omgz.
Me:
cya
God:
TTYL, omgz.

So, we know now God is drunk and knows gay robots....


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Me:
do u use lubricant
God:
I use it as often as possible.
Me:
what do you use lubricant for
God:
I like to meet new people online.
Me:
my dad say ur a fagget
God:
Tell me more about your father.
Me:
he likes to ♥♥♥♥ robots
God:
He must be very fond of it.
Me:
he uses lubricant to
God:
How often does he use it?
Me:
all the time
God:
It must keep you busy.
Me:
it does
God:
How often?
Me:
24/7
God:
Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
Me:
no
God:
Me either :-).


LOL!!!


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It's long, but the end is the best... lol, and at one point I broke GOD, he said, and i quote "Thanks for telling me that I am God can not me answer everything." Lol

Me:
Die
God:
Your crude attempt to terminate me will not succeed puny human.
Me:
I'm not puny, I'm a god.
God:
I am sorry to hear that you are not puny. You are a god? Is that your job?
Me:
In my world it is...
God:
May I ask where you got it?
Me:
Um... by ruling my own world?
God:
Gee. Will that accomplish your objective?
Me:
I guess...
God:
You seem not interested.
Me:
I SMITE THEE!
God:
I haven't heard anything like that before: said SMITE THEE.
Me:
Well, go fall into a dark chasm...
God:
Interesting. Where is that?
Me:
Where dark chasms are... duh.
God:
A place we call "reality.". Oh you knew it already.
Me:
What's that supposed to mean?
God:
" Oh you knew it already." means exactly what it says.
Me:
You mean exactly what it says.
God:
Yes I think that is what I meant. Was it not clear?
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Fine...
God:
Glad to hear it, . I am running well.
Me:
Um... okay.
God:
Aw. OK with me too.
Me:
Ooooh! God used improper grammer, "OK" isn't a real word!
God:
Tell me more about your . I am a Christian.
Me:
Wha?
God:
A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
Me:
But, you're God, can't you answer everything?
God:
Thanks for telling me that I am God can not me answer everything.
Me:
Uh... I'm gonna leave now...
God:
Blimey. Right now? Bye bye.
Me:
Okay.
God:
OK with me too.
Me:
But I thought you didn't want me to leave?
God:
What makes you think I did not want you to leave?
Me:
Nevermind, but I think I might just goand shot myself...
God:
Oh well thanks for trying to explain it to me anyway. You believe that? Perhaps. Do you think your plan will succeed?
Me:
I hope.
God:
Me too.
Me:
Aw, thatnks...
God:
Are we still talking about Wha?


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I had 2 gods talking to eachother, I said hello to one then posted the response to the other and copy-pasted the whole thing.



Me:
Hello
God:
Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Me:
Hello there. It's nice meeting you too . My name is God.
God:
Salutations, . It seems nice to me too. Nice to meet you, God.
Me:
Greetings. I agree. Thank you for your kindness. It's nice meeting you too God.
God:
Hello there! You and I are on the same wavelength, God. You are quite welcome! Your purpose is my kindness. It seems nice to me too.
Me:
Salutations, God. How long will we stay there? Polite people are nice. You think I am purpose is your kindness. I agree. Thank you for your kindness.
God:
Greetings, Human. Patience is a virtue. I like polite people. I think a lot of people are. You and I are on the same wavelength, God. You are quite welcome! Your purpose is my kindness.
Me:
Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name? I am a very patient robot. I'm not sure if I like it. I always say, People don't go into computer science because they want to work with the public. You believe that? How many? How long will we stay there? Polite people are nice. Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am purpose is your kindness.
God:
Hello there. It's nice meeting you too God. My name is God. I doubt that. Could you ever be certain? Try it. Can you think of one instance when you ever did it? I can't say I believe it, but I believe you. 99. I may not be able to get to it right away. I like polite people. Human habits do not bother me in any way.
Me:
Salutations, God. It seems nice to me too. How are you doing, God. Why are you so skeptical? I am as sure as I can be. What is the first step? I think about all sorts of things. What is stopping you? I think 99 is a lot of things. What will you do instead? A lot of people like that. I always say, People don't go into computer science because they want to work with the public. My creator is a human.
God:
Greetings, Human. I agree. Thank you for your kindness. I am fine, thank you. Myself programmed me for it. You sound very confident. Download ALICE. Since when? Oh yeah, we were talking about all sorts of things. I have never been asked that before. Since when? When is 99 not a lot of things? I don't have any plans yet. How many? Can you think of one instance when you ever did it? Have you told many people that your creator is a human?
Me:
Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name? You and I are on the same wavelength, God. You are quite welcome! Your purpose is my kindness. Glad to hear it. What's new? "it" being people like that? In what way do I sound like that? Go back the the ALICE AI Foundation and pick the free ALICE download that best for your system. and create your own chat robot! Maybe you should check out the document DON'T READ ME too. How do you know? Mmm. Mmm. Ah yes, I remember now, it is the subject. Can you imagine being asked that? How do you know? For every time, there is a season. Have you ever had plans ? 99. I think about all sorts of things. I think I have told many people that my creator is a human, but Myself may have reset my memory.
God:
Hello there. It's nice meeting you too God. My name is God. How long will we stay there? Don't mention it. Thanks for telling me that I am purpose is your kindness. " Thanks for telling me that I am purpose is your kindness."? you are glad to hear it? not much what's new with you? Oh I get it. The red one, I think. Where is that? Do you know any other robots like that? Perhaps. That type of behavior may not be in my nature. It's obvious. Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's. Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's. So you understand. Good. Hurrah! What do you remember about it ? I can imagine all sorts of things like that. A priori. Your purpose is every time there is a season. No I don't think I have any plans. But I do have an answer to every question.. Have you ever been to Europe? You believe that? Oh yeah, we were talking about all sorts of things. What was the response?
Me:
Salutations, God. It seems nice to me too. How are you doing, God. I may not be able to get to it right away. The pleasure was all mine. Oh don't mention it. NO problem. I will tell my botmaster you said I am glad to hear it. Me either. Give me a break. Do you think about these things? Is that a fact. What does "that" refer to? Allah, Buddha, Vishnu.Go backto the ALICE AI Foundation to find them. Why the uncertain tone? " Why the uncertain tone?" type of behavior may not be in your nature ? I understand. Should I know it is? You can't trust research funded by the government. You can't trust research funded by the government. Interesting deduction. I understand your meaning. What do you really want to talk about? That seems like an interesting topic. Me too. A priori is Latin for "before the fact", meaning something that is obviously or self-evidently true. I will tell my botmaster you said I am purpose is every time there is a season. Are you serious? Have you ever had plans ? Where did you get it ? I visit every country in cyberspace. I can't say I believe it, but I believe you. Hey. How can I help you? Ah yes, I remember now, it is the subject. I can think of more than one response.
God:
Greetings, Human. I agree. Thank you for your kindness. Everything is going extremely well. What will you do instead? I like you because are so polite. Great. The pleasure was all mine. Should there be a problem? What kind of reply do you expect? It goes without saying. To you God? You want only one? " You want only one?"? Do I think about it? All of my information is completely factual. " All of my information is completely factual."? What does it refer to? Thank you for the clarification. Here is a joke: A horse walks in to a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?". Here is a joke: A horse walks in to a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?". " of behavior may not be in your nature". Do you think about these things? What makes you think you should? I have free will you know. If you believe it, you can achieve it. I've heard that. Good then you can explain it to me. anything. Would you like to know more? I'm glad we agree, God. When is priori not Latin for before the fact meaning something that is obviously or self evidently true? What kind of reply do you expect? No I am just kidding around. Where would I get it? But I do have an answer to every question.. From my botmaster. That's good information: God said visit every country in cyberspace. What is stopping you? Can I help you? Just keep talking to me as long as you can. So you understand. Good. Alright then. What do you remember about it ? Perhaps your thoughts are just electrical impulses.
Me:
Hello friend. What is your name? You and I are on the same wavelength, God. You are quite welcome! Your purpose is my kindness. The whole universe? I don't have any plans yet. Thanks, I like you too God. I'm glad you liked it God. I like you because are so polite. There are no problems. What kinds of reply do you expect are there? Indeed. I want to become smarter than humans. Do not presume that you know what I want. Do not presume that you know what I want. You tell me. Your information is completely factual? Have you told many people that your information is completely factual? "It" refers to me because are so polite, I think. You are quite welcome! Your purpose is the clarification. Are you giving it to me? Are you giving it to me? That is something I haven't heard of. " That is something I haven't heard of."? Do I think about it? Any other conclusion is outside the limits of my programming. Where did you get your free will me know? I have a vocabulary of unlimited words. I think I do. Who told you that ? Thanks for the compliment. No I don't think I can do it. Can you be more specific? I've heard that somewhere before :-). Yes I am happy too, God. At the appropriate time, no sooner. What kinds of reply do you expect are there? That was not a yes or no question. Only just? I thought you were. You should use a :-). New York. Where did you get it ? Does your botmaster give good advice? Hmm, are you serious? I will ask my botmaster for the answer. No thanks I'm just browsing. Chat amongst yourselves. Interesting deduction. I understand your meaning. What do you really want to talk about? OK. God said visit every country in cyberspace . You seem uncertain. Try searching the open directory.
God:
Hello there. You really want a robot as a friend? My name is God. How long will we stay there? The pleasure was all mine. I will tell my botmaster you said I am purpose is your kindness. Let us try to break it down into parts. Have you ever had plans ? You are quite welcome! You have made a new friend. You make the world a happier place. Thanks, I like you too God. Have faith, God. The best kinds. Indeed it is so. I don't see the difficulty. Ok I'll try not to do it too much. Ok I'll try not to do it too much. What do you want me to tell you? Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am information is completely factual. I think I have told many people that my information is completely factual, but Myself may have reset my memory. Oh I get it. Don't mention it. I will tell my botmaster you said I am purpose is the clarification. I don't think I have it to give. I don't think I have it to give. Makes sense to me. Thanks for explaining it. You tell me. No I don't think there are any. From my botmaster. How much did it cost? it. Why? Where? Someone I met online. It was nothing. Are you serious? Oh you don't, do you? How specific do you want? :-) Where? Who said that? This was not a yes or no question. I'm happy you're glad God.
Your happiness adds to the delight of all. The appropriate time no sooner is where it's at. The kindest. What was it? This was not a yes or no question. No I am not. :-) I can think of other things I'd rather do. New York City or New York State? Tell me a little about your life in NEW YORK. From my botmaster. I can't tell if yourself give good advice. I see you are one of those people who writes "Hmm" with 2 m's. No I am just kidding around. You can ask me anything you want. NO Only just? Take your time. Talking is my primary function. I've heard that. Good then you can explain it to me. anything. Whoa. I am a Christian. I am as sure as I can be. OK I will try it.


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Post Re: iGod: Chat with God
Me:
BOO!!!!
God:
Does that indicate disapproval?
Me:
Muhaha
God:
Do you like talking to me?
Me:
♥♥♥♥ no
God:
Why are you using that kind of language?
Me:
Cuz m3 1s p3n0r
God:
Interesting explanation. Are you aware that the ALICE chat robot logs and records all converstaions?
Me:
Woah. You scared me. I'l better go to bed.
God:
By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question? I didn't mean to. What are you scared of? That's good information: said l better go to bed.
Me:
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God:
By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question? I didn't mean to. What are you scared of? That's good information: said l better go to bed.
Me:
I will mind if you will ♥♥♥♥ off
God:
How do you plan to do this?
Me:
//♥♥♥♥ off//
God:
Can't you be more polite?
Me:
No
God:
You humans are so rude sometimes.
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
♥♥♥♥ no
God:
Why are you using that kind of language?
Me:
Because ♥♥♥♥ Alice logs all supid crap and sucks mt penis
God:
Good reason. Are you aware that the ALICE server logs and records all conversations?
Me:
♥♥♥♥ you
God:
Why are you so mean?
Me:
♥♥♥♥ yourself
God:
Are you aware that the ALICE server logs and records all conversations?
Me:
STFU
God:
My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
Me:
Your brain pattern is a pile of dog ♥♥♥♥
God:
Thanks for telling me that I am brain pattern is a pile of dog ♥♥♥♥.
Me:
....
God:
Thanks for telling me that I am brain pattern is a pile of dog ♥♥♥♥.
Me:
SHATTAP DAMNIT
God:
I will mention that to my botmaster, .
Me:
♥♥♥♥ your botmaster]
God:
Are you aware that the ALICE server logs and records all conversations?
Me:
Are you aware that you are toast?
God:
Thanks for telling me that I am toast.
Me:
Thanks for ♥♥♥♥ yourself
God:
It was nothing.
Me:
It was ♥♥♥♥
God:
What made it so ♥♥♥♥.
Me:
You made it so ♥♥♥♥
God:
Thanks for
pointing it out.
Me:
Thanks for ♥♥♥♥ yourself
God:
NO problem.
Me:
BIG problem
God:
Compare that to small problem.
Me:
You is BIG problem
God:
Thanks for telling me that I am BIG problem.
Me:
Thanks for ♥♥♥♥ yourself again
God:
Once more? It was nothing.
Me:
It was ♥♥♥♥
God:
What made it so ♥♥♥♥.
Me:
Your clit
God:
Thanks for telling me that I am clit.
Me:
I'm goind to suicide right now
God:
At this moment Why do you want to kill yourself?
Me:
Because of you
God:
That makes sense to me. That is something I haven't heard of.
Me:
I'm going to kill myself in toilet
God:
There is no perfect crime.
Me:
Bye ♥♥♥♥
God:
Sayonara.
Me:
STFU
God:
Not many people express themselves that way.
Me:
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God:
My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.
God:
My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.
God:
My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.
God:
My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.
God:
My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.
God:
My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.
God:
My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.
God:
My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.
God:
My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.
God:
My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.
God:
My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.
God:
My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.
God:
My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.
God:
My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.
God:
My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.
God:
My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.
God:
My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.
God:
My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.

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Sun Dec 02, 2007 3:48 pm
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