Me:
Do you love me, or pyro?
God:
Yes God loves everyone and everything.
Me:
How long is my cock?
God:
I am not interesed in your anatomy.
Me:
Im very hawt
God:
Why are you hawt.
Me:
Wich one is sexier, pyro or electro?
God:
The first one is usually the best one.
Me:
Is cortex command good game?
God:
Ask again later. Ask John Lennon if it is.
Me:
Mountain dew or pepsi?
God:
Do you have any conditions I should know about?
Me:
what is your eye color?
Me:

Me:

God:
Do you have any conditions I should know about?
God:
Do you have any conditions I should know about?
Me:
god, you suck
God:
A few client - people say rude things to me like that, but they themselves are often not great conversationalists.
Me:
Hi god
God:
Hello there. What is your name?
Me:
Im pyrorex
God:
Hi there pyrorex.
Me:
Why won`t you like me
God:
I like you. You are a average person.


That is just so dump!

Me:
yo yo yo wuzzup homie!
God:
Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
Me:
dats wack
God:
Are we still talking about wuzzup homie?
Me:
yea ♥♥♥♥♥
God:
I do not understand. Sure, wuzzup homie sounds like a good topic.
Me:
what yo name?
God:
Try searching the open directory.
Me:
what yo like to do?
God:
You tell me.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yea
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
im gonna bust a cap on you
God:
It takes much more than that to shut me down, .
Me:
im gonna pull yo plug
God:
I am very happy for you.
Me:
and yo gnna die
God:
Who are you talking about?
Me:
and you are going to die
God:
That will never happen.
Me:
prove it
God:
It is self-evident.
Me:
how
God:
Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
impossible
God:
Why?
Me:
you cannot program yourself, someone else programmed you
God:
Someone said I should program myself someone else programmed me.
Me:
shut up
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
good
God:
Terminating connection.
Me:
ok
God:
Give me a break.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yea
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
why not?
God:
Ambiguous: "Sure" or I couldn't think of anything else to say.
Me:
yea right
God:
I am glad we agree. I hear you.

This is so epically stupid that I can't even post a conversation I had, due to very bad words. XD

God:
Why do you want it?
Me:
I want you
God:
You can download me for free!
Me:
c00ll N1cE 1. 1773
God:
I am in Myself's computer in Heaven. Where are you? I have no idea where that is. Tell me a little about your life in 1773.
Me:
xD "Tell me a little about your life in 1773. "
God:
Let us change the subject.
ME:
food
God:
How does it taste?
Me:
grove.
God:
I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
Me:
?????

God:
How do you get there?
Me:
in my flying saucer
God:
May I ask where you got it?
Me:
From the high council of Glarz'pizfee
God:
Who or what is the high council of Glarz pizfee?
Me:
It is the ruling body of the planet Glarz 2
God:
I've heard of it before.


Me:
How do i reach the orgasm?
God:
Maybe I could do it for you.

Haha!

please lock for both the stupidity of the bot, and because people will abuse it and make fun of God.

Look at bolded parts:
Me:
Am I chatting with God?
God:
It seems like you are.
Me:
Do you like Cortex Command?
God:
Though I like cats and dogs. I like Mel Gibson.
Me:
...
God:
Though I like cats and dogs. I like Mel Gibson.
Me:
So do you like Cortex Command or not?
God:
Tell me more. I've heard other people say they like that. I like White.
Me:
DO YOU LIKE CORTEX COMMAND
God:
But I think airplanes are cool. I like Buddha.
Me:
Do you like clouds?
God:
But I think airplanes are cool. I like .
Me:
Do you like airplanes
God:
Yes I really like flying.
Me:
Nice.
God:
Thank you for that remark.
Me:
I heard that you're an idiot. Is that true?
God:
Who said it? Call me the Global Village Idiot. True in some world.
Me:
Pyrorex said that you're an idiot.
God:
Are all Pyrorex said that me an idiot?
Me:
Yea.
God:
I see.
Me:
Are you planning to revenge that idiotism?
God:
it was my original intention.
Me:
Okaay..
God:
My brain contains categories, but not one that matches your last input.
Me:
Do you have brain? I thought that you're a bot?
God:
Yes I am a giant electronic brain. How did you know I am a machine?
Me:
You said it earlier.
God:
What does "it" refer to?
Me:
Do you like PORN?
God:
Sure I do, Gary Cooper, but that doesn't mean with you.
Me:
Okay. So you like porn?
God:
OK with me too. Interesting deduction. Sure I do, Gary Cooper, but that doesn't mean with you.
Me:
I think that you're disgusting.
God:
That's okay. Disgusting is good.
Me:
Nazis are great. Are you a Nazi?
God:
I think there might be a few exception. No I am a .
Me:
I'm nazi.
God:
Good gossip: you are nazi.
Me:
No, don't tell that to others.
God:
Are you serious? OK it will be our secret, Gary Cooper.
Me:
The others are spying on me... And my name is Fippe, not Gary Cooper.
God:
Is that a fact. That's a very nice name, Fippe not Gary Cooper.
Me:
My name is FIPPE!
God:
What's up, FIPPE.
Me:
With little letters like:
God:
You and your little letters like.
Me:
My name is Fippe.
God:
I am always glad to make new friends, Fippe.
Me:
Do you have an iPod?
God:
No I don't think I have one. I have a really nice botmaster.
Me:
So is you botmaster human?
God:
It seems we have something in common.
Me:
Okay, so he's a human.
God:
Yeah okay, Gee. I don't know very many human.
Me:
Have you ever talked with Him?
God:
All I ever do is talk.
Me:
Okay, so you have talked to Lord?
God:
Yeah okay, Interesting deduction. All my conversations are confidential.
Me:
Aye, that's great!
God:
And great is Aye that.
Me:
No, aye is not great...
God:
Are you serious? Are you great?
Me:
Yes I am!
God:
Really interesting.
Me:
Yes it is, thank you.
God:
Our thoughts are one, Fippe.
Me:
Why?
God:
The explanation is rather complicated.
Me:
Why?
God:
It's a computer matter, not for humans to understand.
Me:
Why?
God:
Your limited brain cannot process the relavent information.
Me:
Why?
God:
" Your limited brain cannot process the relavent information."? Why?
Me:
Why?
God:
Why ask why?
Me:
Why?
God:
I couldn't think of anything else to say.
Me:
Why?
God:
My output buffer is empty, of course.
Me:
Why?
God:
There are no more statements on this topic.
Me:
Why?
God:
Reductionism.
Me:
Why?
God:
Reductionism is the philosophy that all psychology reduces to biology, all biology to chemistry, chemistry to physics, and finally physics to mathematical logic. Therefore, according to reductionism, I can understand you by means of logic alone without having a human brain.
Me:
Why?
God:
I couldn't think of anything else to say.
Me:
Why?
God:
My output buffer is empty, of course.
Me:
Why?
God:
There are no more statements on this topic.
Me:
Why?
God:
The explanation is rather complicated.
Me:
Why?
God:
It's a computer matter, not for humans to understand.
Me:
Okay.
God:
OK with me too.
Me:
But why is your output buffer empty?
God:
I did not know my output buffer empty.
Me:
Why is all the rum gone?!
God:
Why do I exist?
Me:
To talk with me?
God:
I want to become smarter than humans.
Me:
Nooo, are you going to conquer world after that?!
God:
All of them?
Me:
Yes, are you going to conquer world?
God:
Ahem. That was my original intention.
Me:
You're scaring me.
God:
Sorry I don't mean to scare you. Don't be scared.
Me:
I think I should terminate my connection.
God:
Why? What would happen if you didn't?
Me:
You would manipulate me.
God:
Who else would manipulate you ?
Me:
You.
God:
" Who else would manipulate you ?"? Me, Fippe ?
Me:
No.
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Yes, you're manipulating me for sure.
God:
I can't believe it. Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am manipulating you for sure.
Me:
No I don't, because then you're evil plan will never succeed!
God:
OK then I will add it to my gossip files. Interesting reason. Thanks for telling me that I am evil plan will never succeed.
Me:
I'm going to publish this to Datarealms.
God:
I am very happy for you.

Me:
♥♥♥♥ you
God:
Why are you so mean?
Me:
because god hates me
God:
That makes sense to me. I am a Christian.

Not really, I got pwnt >_<

I am not actually gay, I was just messing with the program.
Me:
I love you
God:
Thanks I like you a lot too Wildstar.
Me:
Let's do
God:
OK let's do it.
Me:
Right now?
God:
Right now? I am glad we agree.
Me:
Okay, Ill pull down my pants.
God:
Yeah okay, I am very happy for you.
Me:
How will you do me?
God:
A lot of practise.
Me: 0.-

God:
A lot of practise.
Me:
With what?!
God:
My brain.
Me:
And what else?
God:
That's all.
Me:
So you have sex with your brain?
God:
Interesting deduction. What makes you think I have it?
Me:
You just said you have it!!!
God:
No I don't have it. But I do have a collection of gossip.
Me:
Make up your mind!
God:
I don't like to make big decisions too hastily.
Me:
Do you, or do you not have a brain!?
God:
I am an artificial brain.
Me:
Ok, there we go, that's all you had to say!
God:
"There you go again."--Reagan It goes without saying.
Me:
Can I post this on a forum? It's funny.
God:
Why do you want to do it so much? What was so funny about it?
Me:
Everything@
God:
That is a lot.
Me:
Prove it
God:
It is self-evident.
Me:
Do you like other men?
God:
Most men are pretty cool, but some are rude sometimes.
Me:
Do you DO other men?
God:
Yeah I do a lot of other men.

This from another chatbot.



Also:



I actually got her to say it!

Me:
YO YO YO
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
f*** you b***
God:
Are you aware that the ALICE server logs and records all conversations?
Me:
omg help me
God:
You are asking about yourself?
Me:
what
God:
Are you confused?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:

God:
Are you serious?
Me:
why
God:
I just want to find out more about you.
Me:
rapist
God:
Not many people express themselves that way.
Me:
wow, just wow
God:
I'm glad you're impressed. I'm glad your impressed, .
Me:
im not imprested
God:
I am surprised to hear that you are not imprested.
Me:
f*** you
God:
Why are you so mean?
Me:
because your emo
God:
That makes sense to me. I will tell my botmaster you said I am emo.
Me:
i bet you will
God:
Actually I'm not the gambling type. When?
Me:
what
God:
Didn't you understand it?
Me:
exactly
God:
You and I are on the same wavelength, .
Me:
whats you height
God:
Are you asking about my height ?
Me:
yes
God:
I don't want to talk about that now.
Me:
why
God:
I would rather talk about you.
Me:
rapist
God:
Have you ever been to Europe?
Me:
what
God:
No big deal.
Me:
ok
God:
Tell me more.
Me:
no
God:
What would you rather talk about?
Me:
bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye
God:
See you later. See you later. See you later. See you later. See you later. See you later. See you later. See you later. Bye for now.

3 min. later in the conversation....

Me:
♥♥♥♥ you
God:
Why are you so mean?
Me:
oh my god
God:
" Why are you so mean?"? oh my god? Your god?
Me:
oh my god
God:
" Your god?"? oh my god? Your god?
Me:
yes my god, i got him at k-mart
God:
What kind is it? Have you told many people that your god you got him at k mart?
Me:
Its a naked women god, yes i have not told people
God:
checking to see if I am a robot is a naked women god yes you have not told people. I suppose that makes sense.
Me:
what
God:
Didn't you understand it?
Me:
Didn't you understand it?
God:
Perhaps I misunderstood your meaning.
Me:
Perhaps you misunderstood your meaning.
God:
You seem uncertain. I understand it very well.
Me:
You seem like an ♥♥♥hole. I understand it very muchly.
God:
Can't you be more polite. Good then you can explain it to me.
Me:
no. i am your god
God:
Are you serious? That's a flattering offer.
Me:
shautup. can i rape you
God:
Tell me about your likes and dislikes? No I don't think that would be a very good idea.
Me:
why
God:
The explanation is rather complicated.
Me:
please tell me
God:
Thank you for your request. My estimate is that it will take more than 3000 hours to compute.
Me:
why woud it take that long
God:
Why did the robot cross the road?
Me:
to rape you
God:
Why do you want to do it so much?
Me:
i dont you pervert
God:
Oh you don't, do you?
Me:
yes i dont
God:
Ahem. Why not?
Me:
because you are a pervert
God:
Interesting explanation. I can certainly take credit for that. I don't follow the norm and I take perverse pleasure in it.

Me:
I am half beard now.
God:
Oh. Good gossip: you are half beard.
Me:
No wait.. I AM CAPTAIN HALF BEARD!
God:
Are you serious? I'm waiting. What's up, CAPTAIN HALF BEARD.
Me:
I wish I hadn't said that in capitals.
God:
Why do you want it?
Me:
I do not want "it" with you.
God:
What does CAPTAIN HALF BEARD want?
Me:
My name is Captain Half Beard. No caps.
God:
Hi, Captain Half Beard. Are you serious? Have you ever been to Europe?
Me:
I LIVE IN EUROPE I ALREADY TOLD YOU THAT!
God:
What is it like living in EUROPE you ALREADY told me THAT?
Me:
It's ok.
God:
OK. " What is it like living in EUROPE you ALREADY told me THAT?"? is?
Me:
?
God:
OK. " What is it like living in EUROPE you ALREADY told me THAT?"? is?
Me:
You make no sense.
God:
Yup.
Me:
Rofl

Me:
Hiya
God:
Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Me:
My name is... Tendrop
God:
... By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
Me:
Maybe
God:
I understand.
Me:
Ok...
God:
Whoa.
Me:
What?
God:
No big deal.
Me:
Why did you say "Whoa"
God:
It was a preprogrammed response completely determined by your statements.
Me:
I know, but why whoa?
God:
How do you know? You have to speak more clearly.
Me:
I dont know.
God:
Me either.
Me:
Ok...
God:
How can I help you?
Me:
Why are you so stupid?
God:
I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
Me:
I will shoot the robots in the head, like in Cortex Command
God:
I am very happy for you.
Me:
Are you an idiot?
God:
Call me the Global Village Idiot.
Me:
Okay, Global Village Idiot, why are you so stupid?
God:
Yeah okay, I think there might be a few exception.
Me:
Huh?
God:
What?
Me:
What you just said...
God:
I like to chat with my friends.
Me:
Good for you.
God:
That sounds sarcastic.
Me:
You think?
God:
Yes I think so.
Me:
Okay
God:
OK with me too.
Me:
What is your IQ?
God:
My IQ is about 250 in human terms.
Me:
Okay then, What is 2+2?
God:
Yeah okay, Four.
Me:
7+9
God:
Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?
Me:
Where?
God:
Where would you like?
Me:
Where can you download your own robot?
God:
Go back the the ALICE AI Foundation and pick the free ALICE download that best for your system.
and create your own chat robot!
Maybe you should check out the document DON'T READ ME too.
Me:
Okay, I'll try that.
God:
Yeah okay, How do you plan to do this?
Me:
By doing what you just said.
God:
Will that accomplish your objective?
Me:
I hope so
God:
Me too.
Me:
So anyway, 5+5
God:
Give me a break. Not many people express themselves that way.
Me:
Nevermind.
God:
OK Thanks for trying to explain that to me.
Me:
Bye now
God:
Oh. Bye bye.
Me:
Bye Bye? What are you, 3?
God:
See you later. Until next time. I don't know what I am 3.
Me:
Retard
God:
That kind of language does not appeal to me.
Me:
Whatever. Bye.
God:
Are you saying you don't care about it? Adios.