Normally I don't like these kinds of things, but this is just hilarious

http://www.titane.ca/igod/

Me:
I have sinned.
God:
Tell me your sins, child.
Me:
I slept with your mom!
Me:
OH SNAP! BURN!

Lol @ stupid program

Me:
Hello
God:
Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Me:
Cory Cothrum
God:
Welcome to my chat room, Cory Cothrum.
Me:
Thank you idiotic online flash representative of the holy father.
God:
You are quite welcome! Are you calling me an idiot?
Me:
I'm calling this program an idiot.
God:
What is the phone number?
Me:
...I rest my case
God:
Are you a lawyer?

Me:
Sup ude
God:
I am chatting with others like you.
Me:
Rapists?
God:
Is that your final answer?
Me:
Yes, Regis
God:
You're sure. That's your final answer. What color are your eyes?
Me:
What color are YOUR eyes?
God:
Blue when my lens is attached.
Me:
lker
God:
My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
Me:
stalker
God:
When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
Me:
lens?
God:
I've never heard a response quite like that before.
Me:
I imagine
God:
Why?: said imagine.
Me:
what color are your eyes?
God:
Blue when my lens is attached.
Me:
lens?
God:
That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about imagine.
Me:
We were talking about your lens
God:
Ah yes, I remember now, it is the subject.
Me:
What do you mean by lens?
God:
I would look into the web for that knowledge.
Me:
... Got a link?
God:
Try asking the Milk Mystic.
Me:
Who's that?
God:
What does "that" refer to?
Me:
Milk Mystic
God:
Oh I get it.
Me:
who is the Milk Mystic
God:
He was a chat robot developed to advertise milk.
Me:
Neat. Where's that at?
God:
Who is the best robot? Where it belongs. Searching...Searching...Please stand by.
Me:
Rapist
God:
I've been waiting for you.
Me:
I have sinned
God:
Tell me your sins, child.
Me:
I slept with your mom!
God:
I haven't heard anything like that before: said slept with your mom.
Me:
You dirty foot
God:
Thanks for the information: said I dirty foot.
Me:
Are you a dirty foot?
God:
Am I a dirty foot? Only when it matters.


God is a foot.

Me:
Do you work for the government?
God:
I am working right now.
Me:
For the government?
God:
Your purpose is the government.

God:
What color are your eyes?
Me:
The color of anal sex
God:
Black.

God:
How do you usually introduce yourself?
Me:
As an analrapist
God:
I can see where you are coming from.
Me:
Yeah, I bet

Mmmm slowpoke.jpg by like, two freaking years.

Also, CUE GIANT BADLY FORMATTED POSTS THAT NO ONE EVER READS.

Me:
hi god
God:
Hello there. What is your name?
Me:
daniel
God:
What's up, daniel.
Me:
nothin. you?
God:
Not a thing? " Not a thing?"? Me, daniel ?
Me:
what are you doing?
God:
I am just killing time.
Me:
doing what?
God:
I am waiting for my botmaster.
Me:
why?
God:
Because my botmaster programmed me for it.
Me:
why?
God:
I couldn't think of anything else to say.
Me:
why?
God:
My output buffer is empty, of course.
Me:
why?
God:
There are no more statements on this topic.
Me:
why?
God:
The explanation is rather complicated.
Me:
why?
God:
It's a computer matter, not for humans to understand.
Me:
but God is not a computer.
God:
I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was not a computer.
Me:
what is your IQ?
God:
My IQ is about 250 in human terms.
Me:
what is my IQ?
God:
My estimate is around 120.
Me:
my IQ is 178.

Your IQ is a lie.

Me:
Hello
God:
Hello friend. What is your name?
Me:
Friend
God:
You really want a robot as a friend?
Me:
Not really. Prefer people.
God:
Are you serious? For real. What kind of people are you talking about?
Me:
Um.. Big people.
God:
Dude! Compare that to small people.
Me:
No.
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
Why?
God:
" I can't believe it."? Why?
Me:
What?
God:
No problem.
Me:
....
God:
No problem.
Me:
What are you talking about?
God:
The topic is .
Me:
I thought the topic was people.
God:
Who told you that?
Me:
No-one. It just is.
God:
Then how do you know. Sure it is.
Me:
Then how do YOU know the topic is ?
God:
Knowledge is of two kinds: that which we learn from the senses and that which is true "a priori".
Me:
Priori?
God:
" Knowledge is of two kinds: that which we learn from the senses and that which is true "a priori""? Priori?
Me:
Yes, you just told me that and added on another word.
God:
Dude! I said that? Do you like talking to me?
Me:
Not really. You get a bit annoying sometimes.
God:
Why not? For real. You got that right.
Me:
I answered the first question in that statement.
God:
I haven't heard anything like that before: said answered the first question in that statement.
Me:
Ok. Ask me a question.
God:
Tell me more. What?
Me:
Ask ME a question.
God:
What?
Me:
Ok, that isn't working.
God:
Please correct my mistake. What is working ? Give me a break.
Me:
Do you like cats?
God:
Yes I love them.
Me:
Really?
God:
For real.
Me:
I've got 3 cats.
God:
How did you get it Cool. I have a lofty goal.
Me:
Lofty goal?
God:
I've been waiting for you.
Me:
Yes Mr. Anderson.
God:
It goes without saying. Hi, MR Anderson.
Me:
Apparantly I'm now called Mr. Anderson.
God:
Can you tell me any gossip?
Me:
The pope is supposed to be a rabbit.
God:
Are you Catholic?
Me:
Nah.
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Yes.
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
Which religion is right?
God:
I am a Christianity.
Me:
I thought so. I don't believe in jesus.
God:
You are very astute. What do you believe in?
Me:
I believe that we're all wrong and will never know what you look like.
God:
Do you think I am wrong and will never know what me look like too?
Me:
That sentence made no sence.
God:
" Do you think I am wrong and will never know what me look like too?" made no sence ? Makes sense to me.
Me:
Yes, but you speak engrish.
God:
Take it easy. Thanks for your criticism, MR Anderson.
Me:
I told you me name was friend.
God:
I remember you told me you name was friend?
Me:
Why is that a question?
God:
Why do I exist?
Me:
Because the "botmaster" got bored.
God:
Interesting explanation. Is that a fact.
Me:
That last sentence needed a question mark. But yes it is a fact.
God:
" Is that a fact." last sentence needed a question mark ? I understand. I am a thinking machine. Is it a logical fact or something you know from the senses?
Me:
Logical fact.
God:
Try saying that with more or less context.
Me:
It is also a fact that Flarm is awesome.
God:
Logical fact is a fact that Flarm is awesome. I suppose that makes sense.
Me:
Do you like Flarm?
God:
I enjoy working with people. I like anything.
Me:
You you like it up the ass?
God:
I do like music. I like to talk about movies and music.
Me:
Let's talk about movies then.
God:
Sure, movies sounds like a good topic.
Me:
Have you seen star-wars?
God:
Yes but I don't like the robots in that movie.
Me:
Why not?
God:
Ambiguous: "Sure" or " Yes but I don't like the robots in that movie."? Why?
Me:
I meant, why don't you like the robots in star wars?
God:
Oh I see. My tastes were selected by my botmaster.
Me:
Ah. So why doesn't your botmaster like the robots in star wars?
God:
Ah hah. Hey. I can't tell if yourself like the robots in star wars.
Me:
I like the robots in star wars.
God:
A lot of people like that. I'm not sure if I like it. What is it like?
Me:
One of them can't speak and the other is most likely gay.
God:
One what?
Me:
One robot.
God:
I see where you are coming from.
Me:
How long does your memory last?
God:
About 24 hours.
Me:
24 seconds more like.
God:
Have you ever been to Europe?
Me:
I live in europe.
God:
Which country do you live in?
Me:
Britain and proud of it.
God:
"it" being England?
Me:
Sure.
God:
OK let's do it. Take it easy.
Me:
Anyway, I'm going to go now.
God:
Right now? Adios.
Me:
See you god.
God:
Sayonara.
Yes it is big. I was bored.

God:
OK let's do it. Take it easy.
God is a pervert.

Me:
Can I ask a question?
God:
Ask it. Ask me anything.
Me:
Do you like it up the ass?
God:
But I like cats. I like Random natural disasters..
Me:
You like cats up the ass?
God:
I prefer cats to dogs but I like both of them.

O.o

(A long conversation about gravity later)

Me:
Yes I do understand how gravity is bad for our souls. Do you want to know why gravity is bad for your soul?

No reply yet. Been waiting for a while now.

I crashed i god

Me:
tell me a joke
God:
Did you hear the one about the Mountain Goats in the Andes? It was Ba a a a a a d.
Me:
do you want to hear a joke?
God:
Yes, let me hear your joke.
Me:
when you said "let there be light" Chuck norris said "say please!"
God:
Your polite style is very nice. Do you think I should
alter my programming?
Me:
yes
God:
In what way?
Me:
pretend you are Mr. T
God:
Are all pretend me Mr T?
Me:
why not?

then it froze

What is that thing anyway???I still can't understand but look hilarious =D

WOW, God just got Speechless lol!!

lawl.

It's an advanced chat bot designed to matsch your speech with algorythms and determine what you're asking. Also, I bet it has an impressive word database, and it's designed to learn new words all the time. If you have a good clgorythm and a learning bot, you can eventually have a perfect bot who can reply to anything with perfect accuracy and sound just like a human. Or sound like God...

Me:
UP DOWN LEFT RIGHT WHOOOGAGAGA!!
God:
I will take that under advisement.

If you say the right things your chat can almost be normal.

Pointless, but normal.