OH hey there was a key made of solid gold...paint covered lead in the bag. I bet this will be really useful somehow!

Unlock machine behind you.

take off the guys shoes. i bet he has a knife hidden in one of em.

I'll play the devil's advocate. Check the man's pulse.

Eat key to kill self abruptly ending storyline disappointing several dozen ♥♥♥♥♥♥s who compulsively post in this thread.

Not saying there's anything wrong with this thread (<3 cinos) but christ, stop making ten posts in it per day.

Push the red button.

Find a monitor somewhere on or in the machine behind you and go to http://www.datarealms.com on the machine then post what to do next in the History's Push topic.

Uhh... I think this base doesn't have internet. It a goddamn secret soviet base with housetrained zombies and green blobs that give superpowers.

There are plenty of wires around one must connect to the interwebz.

At least kick the machine.

Take his pants incase you wet your own.

return to stealth mode and proceed?

take off dead guys shoes, search for useful item, take shoe(s).
Then proceed to work machine thing.

Ok. Shut these posters up and OPEN TEH FECKIN PANEL!!!

....Hey that background machine probably doesn't do anything.
Seriously, I'm bored of this panel. This isn't some stupid reverse psychology crap, I really don't want to stay on this panel.

Right march!