Woah, watch out 5 year old children that swarm this forum! This adventure may contain extremely weak language like "Butt" and "Oh phooey" so you should probably have your parents with you when you read this!



-"What the hell are you doing asleep?! Get up if you know what's good for you! I told them they shouldn't have let you on this expedition!"

-"Listen, we need you to transport that crate to the cave. Hey, that's delicate equipment, if your hat damages it...WHAT? I can't carry the damn box, I'm 78 years old, how the hell do you expect me to-"
"..."
-"Just do it. Johnson wants that crap to check the cave walls. In my day we...whatever. Just get to work."

Crate inventoried!

LEAVE TENT! But first, check surroundings for anything useful. Under sleeping thingy, etc.

...Eliminate your obvious morning wood.

OK. Check any inventory you had prior to the crate, and walk out of the tent. Do it dramatically by slowly walking, looking over your shoulder dramatically, sighing, and walking out.

Look everywhere then leave dramatically after eliminating your morning wood.
So evaryone is happy!

Tape found under bedthing.


That's the flap over the pants zipper.

Go back in, grab the wire connecting the lightbulb, come back out. Continue right, for great story continuation!

Investigate the source of power that appears to be fueling your tent, and, through it, your lightbulb.

Oh riiiiight...Flap...riiight...

Wire aquired!

Grab a rock, continue into cave.

Rock grabbed!

Woo a cave.

Investigate odd glowing rocks on ground.

Examine and see if you can make one of red light things brighter and take it with you. You never know when you'll need a light.
Edit: we needa nickname him.

It appears to be a little glowy path marker.


Pathmarker inventoried!