Amusing, TRUE tales that happened while sleeping
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jaybud4
Joined: Tue Oct 24, 2006 10:07 pm Posts: 511 Location: ☼The Infinite World☼
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This one time, I woke up... Nothing too special about that, right? I mean, we do it every morning... No, this was out in the woods, in a tent. I was camping alone... I woke up... with a girl next to me. Now, I had never met this girl before, I had never even SEEN her before. It was as if she had just randomly came along, wandered into my tent and slept next to me. That was an odd day indeed. Now, you may be wondering, what happened after that night? I still see her. You might not think it, but I do. Even 6 years later, I still see her. There's a perfectly logical reason for that. I don't need to say it.
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Tue Jun 19, 2007 6:01 am |
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reioko2101
Joined: Mon Jun 18, 2007 8:03 pm Posts: 77 Location: strongbadia
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 DUDE!
THE SAME THING HAPPEND TO ME ON A BOYSCOUT TRIP
heres the layout.
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Me Joe
Sam
somehow, i switched places with sam.
my sleeping bag was still on me, and i was ontop of his. he wasnt there. i have no clue how that happend.
Posted after 4 minutes 4 seconds:
heres the layout/....
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Tue Jun 19, 2007 7:30 am |
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The-Masses13
Joined: Thu Jan 04, 2007 3:19 am Posts: 426 Location: Melbourne, Victoria, Australia
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You know that guy with the twin-bladed chainsaw in Resident Evil 4? Yeah, I had a dream where I was watching T.V. in our lounge room on a Saturday (my dreams usually have the tiniest details in them. I had my watch on {in my dream} and it said "SAT" so I believed it) when all of a sudden Mr. I-Ripped-Off-Leatherface leaps through the large window we have in the center of the wall and onto the couch to my right. Immediately, I thought "Oh. A dream. Well. knowing my subconsciousness' love of the dramatic, I better strike a dramatic pose and wait for him to try to lop my head off."
And I did. It looked something like this:
Heh, funny. Well, he starts to swing that huge twin-bladed monstrosity towards mein precious jugular and I'm still posing. As we're doing this I begin to wonder. (Note: All " mean a thought)
"C'mon, subby. You've had your fun, let me out."
Blade swings closer.
"C'mon, mate! This isn't funny!"
Closer still.
"BLOODY HELL!"
Blade nicks me.
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I remember screaming in agony and waking up quite shaken.
You know what the weird thing is? I usually wake up in time or something gory happens to the bad guy. (Floor swallowing him up, spontaneous, gory combustion, etc)
Freaky.
- The-Masses
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Tue Jun 19, 2007 8:04 am |
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Gwen5640
Joined: Fri Mar 16, 2007 7:31 pm Posts: 106
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I dont like Sleeping. Im actually kind of HypnoPhobic.
ever have a dream where you were falling and you hit the ground really hard?
i did.
(thats not why im hypnophobic)
>.<
-Gwen
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Wed Jun 20, 2007 5:11 am |
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The Fat Sand Rat
Joined: Sun Apr 15, 2007 5:56 am Posts: 1191 Location: outside the shithole called the University in the Forest
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I miss dreaming...
Stupid antidepressants...
But now I can have dreams in exchange for withdrawal sympto-
"DONT F*CK WITH ME ILL CUT YOU AGGH SPIDERS MY EYZ AR BLEEKING!"
You know, that kinda stuff.
Once, I was kinda asleep on my feet, and had just gotten a new pair of glasses, so my vision was f*cked up. I pretended to punch my friend, who is much faster and more agile than me, in the face.
I succeeded and hit him square on the nose. I laughed; he didn't.
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Wed Jun 20, 2007 5:18 am |
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Alenth Eneil
Joined: Mon Dec 04, 2006 3:34 am Posts: 2378
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I don't have dreams very often... but I'm not on any psychodrugs... yet.
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Wed Jun 20, 2007 5:24 am |
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Fearful_Ferret
Joined: Tue Dec 05, 2006 3:36 pm Posts: 676
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Well, I do dream... it's pretty much never violent, though. More like something that you have to lay in bed for 7-12 minutes puzzling out.
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Wed Jun 20, 2007 5:59 am |
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reioko2101
Joined: Mon Jun 18, 2007 8:03 pm Posts: 77 Location: strongbadia
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yea, im a lucky man. im blessed with the accasional really really smexy dream. really fun. otherwise, its about me being famous. ah, life's good.
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Wed Jun 20, 2007 6:41 am |
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Sithlordz
Joined: Thu May 03, 2007 4:38 pm Posts: 121 Location: I am nowhere, yet everywhere.. (Including behind you)
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I wish I could remember my dreams. My memory sucks :/.
Anyways, I was watching a program about the Roman arena one night (Gladiators and all that st00f), then went to bed. But, apparently, when my mum came into my room (I kick off my covers sometimes), I was kneeling up and was babbling about "The arena" and "An order" (I had CS:S on order at that time), then when she asked if I was asleep, I said "No."
Again, I really want to know what dream was connected to that. 
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Wed Jun 27, 2007 11:31 am |
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Shook
Joined: Fri Feb 16, 2007 8:43 pm Posts: 1695 Location: AH SHIT FUCK AUGH
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I see im not the only one who occasionally dreams of drowning...
In the dream, i am completely submerged in water... I hold my
breath... When i cant hold it anymore, i wake up, with lack of oxygen
in my body. Apparently i had been holding my breath for real too
Also, earlier when my bed had a wood border, i often bashed my head
at it while asleep... Which woke both me and my parents up
And a few times i dont dream at all... I close my eyes, what feels like
a tenth of a second passes, and i open my eyes again, just to find out that
8 hours have passed
But else i've done nothing exceptional while asleep...
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Wed Jun 27, 2007 11:58 am |
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TheLastBanana
DRL Developer
Joined: Wed Dec 13, 2006 5:27 am Posts: 3138 Location: A little south and a lot west of Moscow
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I had a falling dream... Two in one night.
On both of them I grabbed onto a rope or something half way down.
I woke up and my hands stung and were reddish.
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Thu Jun 28, 2007 2:44 am |
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Prod
Joined: Wed Dec 27, 2006 9:52 pm Posts: 688 Location: California
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I had a dream where I was in some facility and I ran to a urinal, and I had to piss SO bad (In real life, I can feel the feelings in dreams, but you all know that) so I pissed in the urinal for the entire dream, which lasted an hour. I wake up, disappointed cuz I still have to piss. I never let a drop out in my sleep, I held it in.
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Thu Jun 28, 2007 3:10 am |
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cgp114
Joined: Fri Apr 27, 2007 7:47 pm Posts: 88
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When i was 9.. i had nighttears or something like that.. and i thought everything was bigger and longer and I cried and thought i was lost in my house... then I woke up and didnt remember anything.. its not that funny... 
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Thu Jun 28, 2007 4:05 am |
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Prod
Joined: Wed Dec 27, 2006 9:52 pm Posts: 688 Location: California
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I had a dream that I was in my neighborhood, yet I was somewhere completely different. The houses of some were different, and there is this little road that was no longer there. I exited the neighborhood and ended up just coming back into it over and over. I thought I was lost.
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Thu Jun 28, 2007 4:17 am |
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cgp114
Joined: Fri Apr 27, 2007 7:47 pm Posts: 88
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This is weird.. anyone have a dream that they jump off something and fall to the ground and wake up really fast? I still have thoughs... scare the ♥♥♥♥ out of me! 
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Thu Jun 28, 2007 4:19 am |
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