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Author:  CrazyMLC [ Sun Jul 15, 2012 1:57 am ]
Post subject:  Roll to Derp (22 Rolls)
Derp.

It's a normal RtD, six sided dice and all. I roll when I feel like it, and if you don't post, well, you simply don't do anything.
If nobody posts by the time I roll, then the NPC characters get to go.
Dead players can still do stuff, to a limited extent. There's no such thing as plot armor.
Players who are dead, or even those who are otherwise not active in Roll to Derp, can now post their own rolls for actions.
Forum moderators can also post rolls as long as they refrain from the l33t h4x0rz.

The rest will be made up as I go along.


We need six people.
If there's already six people playing, you'll be put in line to play.
And I won't be shy about killing people once the ball gets rolling.




Go.
Author:  Harzipan [ Sun Jul 15, 2012 1:58 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Roll to Derp
wat

Sign up?
Author:  CrazyMLC [ Sun Jul 15, 2012 2:02 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Roll to Derp
Harzipan [1]
Sign up?
Woops, looks like you failed that attempt to sign up. Maybe you should try again.
Author:  Harzipan [ Sun Jul 15, 2012 2:02 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Roll to Derp
Sign up....?
Author:  Izen [ Sun Jul 15, 2012 2:03 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Roll to Derp
Also sign up?
Author:  Adriaan [ Sun Jul 15, 2012 2:06 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Roll to Derp
SIGN UP LIKE A BOSS
Author:  Asklar [ Sun Jul 15, 2012 2:10 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Roll to Derp
>Sign up. Sing "HERP DERP HURR DURR"
Author:  CrazyMLC [ Sun Jul 15, 2012 2:12 am ]
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Harzipan [3]
Sign up....?
There you go. That's a bit better, looks like you managed to sign up.
The whimsical old man in front of you kindly accepts your application, and you suppose that's that.
Wait, what were you doing here aga-

Izen [6]
Also sign up?
The crazy old geezer in front of you seems to be rather shocked.
You can't imagine why, all you did was tackle someone so you could sign up for this... uh... thing? You don't really remember what's going on.
You do remember however that it's, like, the sweetest, biznastiest thing ever. Or so you've heard.
You would sign up but it looks like the old man is having a heart attack.

Adriaan [2]
SIGN UP LIKE A BOSS
You don't even know what's going on.

Asklar [3]
>Sign up. Sing "HERP DERP HURR DURR"
Asklar: "HERP DERP HURR DURR"
You waddle around the mysterious reception room signing the walls with a sharpie.
Author:  Harzipan [ Sun Jul 15, 2012 2:15 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Roll to Derp
"G'DURNIT WHY'D YOU TACKLE ME YOU IDIOT."

Punch assailant in the side.
Author:  Asklar [ Sun Jul 15, 2012 2:16 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Roll to Derp
>Point at everyone with the Sharpie, threating them: "I'M NOT AFRAID TO KILL YOU!"
Author:  CrazyMLC [ Sun Jul 15, 2012 2:21 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Roll to Derp
Harzipan [2]
Punch assailant in the side.
Harzipan: "G'DURNIT WHY'D YOU TACKLE ME YOU IDIOT."
The poor idiot barely reacts as you run at him to punch him, at which point your foot decides to trip on a precarious patch of nothing, sending the both of you sprawling to the floor.
You struggle with him, trying to keep him from choking you, when you realize he isn't even moving. He's just... like.
Uh.
Brain dead or something.
Maybe players need to post an action in time or they don't get to act...?
Where did that thought come from? That's silly.

Asklar [3]
>Point at everyone with the Sharpie, threating them: "I'M NOT AFRAID TO KILL YOU!"
You're in the middle of signing your name on top of your last signature when two derps barrel past you, sprawled on the floor.
Thinking fast, YOU POINT THE SHARPIE AT THEM THREATENINGLY AND SCREAM "I'M NOT AFRAID TO KILL YOU!"
Author:  Harzipan [ Sun Jul 15, 2012 2:23 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Roll to Derp
MURDER THE ATTACKER. KILL KILL KILL.
Author:  Asklar [ Sun Jul 15, 2012 2:23 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Roll to Derp
>Socialize with everyone.
Author:  Ragdollmaster [ Sun Jul 15, 2012 2:26 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Roll to Derp
Forum Games rule #2:
El Rules wrote:
2. Follow the rules given in the game's original post. That said, if you think a rule is unfair, contact one of the Forum Games moderators.
ii) This means that you must have legitimate rules for your game - and all of them must be listed clearly and simply in the original post.

So yeah fix that up bro.
Author:  Adriaan [ Sun Jul 15, 2012 2:26 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Roll to Derp
Put on sunglasses, then find out what's going on.
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