Dedicated to Fizz, an old friend. You should be familiar with this game, if you're not, just look through the thread and see what people do.

Unwritten rule 1:
-Wait for two more to post before you post again.
Unwritten ruse 2:
-Don't write stuff that is hard to read with a color too similar to the BG or too small a size.

I insert a penny.

If you look through the thread here you should see at LEAST one familiar person, then sakiskid.
http://picturewars.freeforums.org/vendi ... t1609.html

Now now, let's not go down that road, eh?
It's here, what does it matter who made the topic?

I heartily approve of this topic.


You get a candy bar. Finally, the machine appears to be functioning normally.

I insert an empty wrapper, as if it were a trash can.

You get a
I insert a Chermupple Pie.

You get a bloody longsword.

I insert a Beetle.

You get a new rule.

I insert a ruler.

You get a piece of paper with a reasonably straight line, and lots of rubber shavings.

I insert dry ice.

You get wet smoke.
I insert ONE MILLION DOLLARS.

You get 59 candies, then the vending machine runs out of candies.

I press the refund button, in an attempt to get the remaining moneys.

You get a little slip of paper that reads:

I insert a rampaging Godzilla.

You get a boot to the head.

I insert a live grenade.

You get it in your back pocket.

I insert a grenade launcher.

You get a Green-Aid Lawnchair.
I insert bacon and Cheerios.

You are eaten backwards. YAY!

I insert a copy of Half-Life.