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 Joined: Fri Dec 22, 2006 4:20 am Posts: 4772 Location: Good news everyone! 
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  Re: Roll to Derp (14 Rolls)Harzipan [5]
Build new leg out of spare parts.
How that happened you're not sure, but you combine the random metallic spare parts with your old leg to create some sort of strange cyborg leg. You're not entirely sure of you did this through the crippling pain, but you plug it in where your leg used to be, and all pain from your leg subsides. And... it works pretty well. Huh, cool.
Izen [1] >Panic
Just then, the Bailiff walks in with the witness, Reality. Reality proceeds to sit down at a stand by the judge. Prosecutor: "Now tell us, what happened." Reality: "I remember it clearly. It was no less than thirty minutes ago. I felt somebody... undressing me. Peering through to my unexposed self! But it didn't stop there... the person, he... he touched me. He went inside of me. He defiled my purity!" Crowd: "GASP!" Prosecutor: "Now, Reality, I have taken the liberty of bringing this doll with me here. Now please show the court, where did this person touch you?" Reality: "He.. he..." Prosecutor: "It's okay, Reality, there's nothing to be ashamed of. Just show us on the doll where you were touched." Reality: "It was right..." *points to a spot on the doll, looking down in shame* "Here." Crowd: "GASP!" Prosecutor: "Now, Reality. Do you know who committed these heartless acts against you?" Reality: "Yes... In fact he's in this very room." Prosecutor: "Now, this is crucial. Please show us who defiled you in this horrible manner." Reality: "It was THAT man! In the defendant's chair!" Crowd: "GASP!" Judge: "I've heard enough! The idea of such a heinous crime against such an innocent victim as this is simply irreconcilable! Izen, do you have anything to say before I pass my sentence?" Izen: "I-I-I... Um..." Judge: "Well?" Miggles [6] > I'm the anti-spiral, damnit! I can do anything! Get up and punch HKU so hard he intestines come out!
Miggles: "ANTI-SPIRAL..." Just when you're about to fall over backwards, you push forward with all of your strength, jamming your fist straight into HKU's pitiful spiral lumbar! Miggles: "PAWWWNCH!" The effect is dazzling, in fact you can almost swear there was a trail of fire over your fist. The punch immediately sends him writhing to the floor in pain. But right after your first moment of awesome, you realize your fist feels like it's been shattered into about twenty pieces. Miggles: "AUUUGH!" TorrentHKU [4] > Go help person with grievous injuries who is apparently about to die.
Too busy dying... Asklar [4] >SUICIDE
And you aren't quite sure where you are now. Oh, well. At least the mood is nice. You think you see complementary chocolates in the distance too! |
| Tue Aug 28, 2012 2:33 am |
 
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Joined: Fri Dec 22, 2006 4:20 am Posts: 4772 Location: Good news everyone!
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Re: Roll to Derp (15 Rolls) Asklar 15 Rolls |
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Re: Roll to Derp (14 Rolls) Hunter-Killer Form: Activate. Subprotocol: Murder Innocents
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| Tue Aug 28, 2012 2:42 am |
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Data Realms Elite   Joined: Sun Nov 01, 2009 3:00 pm Posts: 4144 Location: Hell.
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Re: Roll to Derp (14 Rolls) Izen, listen to me carefully. This trial is against you, but you still have a chance for victory. It saddens me to say it, but you may have to use some dirty tricks here.
Try saying about how everything is inside Reality, including this court right now. That might buy you some time. Sign me up for this. |
| Tue Aug 28, 2012 2:47 am |
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Loose Canon  Joined: Sun Mar 29, 2009 11:07 pm Posts: 2992 Location: --------------->
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Re: Roll to Derp (15 Rolls) > Use crazy powers to switch my injuries over to Miggles.
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| Tue Aug 28, 2012 3:25 am |
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Joined: Fri Dec 22, 2006 4:20 am Posts: 4772 Location: Good news everyone!
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Re: Roll to Derp (15 Rolls) Harzipan [1]
Hunter-Killer Form: Activate. Subprotocol: Murder Innocents
It's a just a leg, it's not like you're an evil cyborg bent on world domination. Come to think of it, you aren't really sure how you made the leg. You don't know the first thing about electronics.
caekdaemon [1] ???
caekdaemon: "Hi! Where do I sign up?" ... Woah. There's like, three dead bodies in here. What's going on? TorrentHKU [5] > Use crazy powers to switch my injuries over to Miggles.
Except, the thing is, you Or whatever that means. Last edited by CrazyMLC on Tue Aug 28, 2012 3:44 am, edited 1 time in total. |
| Tue Aug 28, 2012 3:38 am |
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Data Realms Elite Joined: Sun Nov 01, 2009 3:00 pm Posts: 4144 Location: Hell.
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Re: Roll to Derp (16 Rolls) "I'm a little late, eh? Damn. Only one thing to do..."
Become excellent looter by looting the dead. |
| Tue Aug 28, 2012 3:40 am |
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Loose Canon Joined: Sun Mar 29, 2009 11:07 pm Posts: 2992 Location: --------------->
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Re: Roll to Derp (16 Rolls) > PERFECTION.
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| Tue Aug 28, 2012 3:41 am |
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Data Realms Elite  Joined: Mon Jul 12, 2010 5:39 am Posts: 4558
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Re: Roll to Derp (16 Rolls) My back is actually
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| Tue Aug 28, 2012 3:49 am |
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Joined: Fri Dec 22, 2006 4:20 am Posts: 4772 Location: Good news everyone!
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Re: Roll to Derp (16 Rolls) caekademon [5]
Become excellent looter by looting the dead.
All their pants are missing though? You aren't sure what's up with that. TorrentHKU [-5000] > PERFECTION.
Reality gives you a warning that if you ♥♥♥♥ with it again it'll cut off your ♥♥♥♥. Miggles [6] My back is actually
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Data Realms Elite Joined: Sun Nov 01, 2009 3:00 pm Posts: 4144 Location: Hell.
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Re: Roll to Derp (16 Rolls) Eat the shirts to gain the wearers power.
"I think it works like that..." |
| Tue Aug 28, 2012 4:00 am |
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Loose Canon Joined: Sun Mar 29, 2009 11:07 pm Posts: 2992 Location: --------------->
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Re: Roll to Derp (16 Rolls) NO ♥♥♥♥ YOU REALITY YOU'RE DUMB AND WRONG.
> GIVE REALITY A TIME OUT. |
| Tue Aug 28, 2012 4:04 am |
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Joined: Fri Dec 22, 2006 4:20 am Posts: 4772 Location: Good news everyone!
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Re: Roll to Derp (16 Rolls) ???
> Finish ♥♥♥♥ mourning already and get these buttheads to figure things out.
???: "So you guys... you're here for the main event aren't you. The new project Doc had been advertising?" You bet the answer is going to be yes, but you humor them with the question anyway. |
| Tue Aug 28, 2012 4:15 am |
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Joined: Fri Aug 12, 2011 9:23 pm Posts: 1416 Location: North-Ish
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Re: Roll to Derp (16 Rolls) >Use dirty tricks Caekdemon advised
"But everybody is in reality right now! Including this court case." |
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