Tomato,look at your thirst.

>Go inside the tent and munch a banana.
"Oh well. I always get the boring jobs."
OOC: He's not a tomato.

Action = edited

caek, post your action.

Sorry, I had lost my internet, let me read the roll.
Cook the fish.

Roll 11

Name : Bear Grylls (caekdaemon)
[ 4 + 1 ] = 5
> Bringing the fish over the fire, you cook it until it's nice and crispy.



Active Abilities :
(none)

Passive Abilities :
- Master Of Survival (+1 to Survival actions)

Inventory : (3/5)
- Swiss army knife
- Stick w/ Fish
- Wooden Fishing Hook

Equipped : (0/10)
(none)

Conditions :
- Hunger (6/15 : ======---------) (-1 every turn) (-1 health every turn when Hunger is zero)
- Thirst (7/10 : =======---) (-1 every turn) (-1 health every turn when Thirst is zero)
- Health (20/20 : ====================) (You die when this gets to zero)



Name : John Freeman (Hyperkultra)
[ 5 ] = 5
> You eat 2 roasted bananas from your stick. They taste pretty good.

"West who now?"

"West Verna. We patrol the ocean in order to maintain safe trade routes, but those pirates have been a real pain recently."

Active Abilities :
(none)

Passive Abilities :
- Muscular (+1 to rolls involving strength)

Inventory : (1/5)
- Fire Starter (Flint an' Steel)
- Charred Pointy Stick w/ (5) Roasted Bananas

Equipped : (1/10)
- Waterproof Emergency Kit (Bag) (Space - 6/10)
--- Razor Blade
--- Duct Tape Roll (50 feet)
--- Fishing Line Roll (50 feet)
--- Fishing Hook
--- Whistle
--- Mini Compass
--- Alcohol Wipes (Qty. 2)

Conditions :
- Hunger (15/15 : ===============) (-1 every turn) (-1 health every turn when Hunger is zero)
- Thirst (9/10 : =========-) (-1 every turn) (-1 health every turn when Thirst is zero)
- Health (20/20 : ====================) (You die when this gets to zero)



Name : Robbynsan Kaarusoson (Nonsequitorian)
[ 3 - 1 ] = 2
> "Yes, I have, in fact. He ran into the forest right there with some other goonies that crashed here with me. Is there any way I can help you fine men?"

You manage to stand up, but you're a little shaky. At least your wound isn't showing.

"Yar, feel free to lead the way if ya' like."

All the pirates draw their swords/guns, ready to follow you.

Active Abilities :
(none)

Passive Abilities :
- Off of Island (has a knack for finding a way off of large, water-surrounded parcels of land)
- Pain Tolerance (Lessens the effect of pain)

Inventory : (1/5)
- Massive Monkey Wrench

Equipped : (0/10)
(none)

Conditions :
- Hunger (9/15 : =========------) (-1 every turn) (-1 health every turn when Hunger is zero)
- Thirst (0/10 : ----------) (-1 every turn) (-1 health every turn when Thirst is zero)
- Health (16/20 : ================----) (You die when this gets to zero)
- Wounded legs (-1 any action involving leg use)



Name : Kilinkolin McRae (Natti)
[ 3 ] = 3
> "Oh well. I always get the boring jobs."

You take a banana from your bunch and eat it.

Active Abilities :
- First Aid (+2 to targets' health when used.)

Passive Abilities :

Inventory : (3/5)
- Luger P08 pistol (Ammo - 8 )
- Leather Sheath
--- Cutlass
- Bushel of Bananas (59 Bananas)

Equipped : (0/10)
(none)

Conditions :
- Hunger (12/15 : ============---) (-1 every turn) (-1 health every turn when Hunger is zero)
- Thirst (6/10 : ======----) (-1 every turn) (-1 health every turn when Thirst is zero)
- Health (20/20 : ====================) (You die when this gets to zero)



Name : Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin (Tomaster)
[ 2 ] = 2
> "Huh. Those pirates look fairly friendly, for pirates. You hold down the fort, I'm going to go see what they're doing."

After taking a few gulps of water from the water barrel, you head through the forest and back to the beach.

When you can see the pirates through the undergrowth, they're standing in front of Robbynsan with their weapons drawn.

Active Abilities :

Passive Abilities :
- Russian Upbringing (+1/-1 to the use of firearms)

Inventory : (2/5)
- Compound Crossbow
- Quiver (15/20)
--- Arrows (Qty. 15)
- Bushel of Bananas (60 Bananas)

Equipped : (4/10)
- Leather Sheath
--- Cutlass
- Leather Sheath
--- Cutlass
- Leather Sheath
--- Cutlass
- Blanket/Bag
--- Blanket (Qty. 3)
--- Pillow (Qty. 4)
--- Flintlock Pistol

Conditions :
- Hunger (6/15 : ======---------) (-1 every turn) (-1 health every turn when Hunger is zero)
- Thirst (10/10 : ==========) (-1 every turn) (-1 health every turn when Thirst is zero)
- Health (20/20 : ====================) (You die when this gets to zero)



Name : Wially Crowshovel (Tokochiro)
[ 3 ] = 3
> "Wha, where am I?"

You find yourself trapped in some sort small, wooden container. You can hear the sound of waves nearby.

Active Abilities :

Passive Abilities :

Inventory : (0/5)

Equipped : (0/10)


Conditions :
- Hunger (14/15 : ==============-) (-1 every turn) (-1 health every turn when Hunger is zero)
- Thirst (9/10 : =========-) (-1 every turn) (-1 health every turn when Thirst is zero)
- Health (20/20 : ====================) (You die when this gets to zero)



Name : George A. Roberts (NPC)
[ - ] = -
>

"We should start to head out now, guys. I have a feeling those pirates are going to start looking for us."

Active Abilities :
- ?

Passive Abilities :
- ?

Inventory : (?/5)
- Pointy Stick
- Compass

Equipped : (4/10)
- "Pirate" Hat
- Blue coat
- Ruffle Shirt
- White Pants

Conditions :
- Hunger (9/15 : =========------) (-1 every turn) (-1 health every turn when Hunger is zero)
- Thirst (4/10 : ====------) (-1 every turn) (-1 health every turn when Thirst is zero)
- Health (20/20 : ====================) (You die when this gets to zero)


Time of Day : 10:00 AM/1000 hrs (2 hours per turn)

>Complain about my hunger even though I ate the banana.
>Learn to use the cutlass.
"Hmm... I wonder how this thing works..."

Cutlass is a sword, so just whack something with the long metal bit.

I know what a cutlass is. That was the character speaking.
>:C

What sort of character doesn't understand how a sword works? Apply sharp end to unfriendlies.
Strip naked. Run screaming towards pirates, throwing bananas.

Roll 12

Name : Bear Grylls (caekdaemon)
[ 0 ] = 0
>

Before you can eat the fish, something sharp slices your head off.

Active Abilities :
(none)

Passive Abilities :
- Master Of Survival (+1 to Survival actions)

Inventory : (3/5)
- Swiss army knife
- Stick w/ Fish
- Wooden Fishing Hook

Equipped : (0/10)
(none)

Conditions :
- Hunger (6/15 : ======---------) (-1 every turn) (-1 health every turn when Hunger is zero)
- Thirst (7/10 : =======---) (-1 every turn) (-1 health every turn when Thirst is zero)
- Health (0/20 : --------------------) (You die when this gets to zero)



Name : John Freeman (Hyperkultra)
[ 99999 + 1 ] = 100000
>

Taking every single banana on the island, you jam them all down your pants. The resulting pressure causes the lower half of your body to explode, flinging the upper half upwards so fast that air friction heats it up and burns it.

Active Abilities :
(none)

Passive Abilities :
- Muscular (+1 to rolls involving strength)

Inventory : (1/5)
- Fire Starter (Flint an' Steel)
- Charred Pointy Stick w/ (5) Roasted Bananas

Equipped : (1/10)
- Waterproof Emergency Kit (Bag) (Space - 6/10)
--- Razor Blade
--- Duct Tape Roll (50 feet)
--- Fishing Line Roll (50 feet)
--- Fishing Hook
--- Whistle
--- Mini Compass
--- Alcohol Wipes (Qty. 2)

Conditions :
- Hunger (6/15 : ======---------) (-1 every turn) (-1 health every turn when Hunger is zero)
- Thirst (9/10 : =========-) (-1 every turn) (-1 health every turn when Thirst is zero)
- Health (0/20 : --------------------) (You die when this gets to zero)



Name : Robbynsan Kaarusoson (Nonsequitorian)
[ 0 ] = 0
>

You attempt to walk towards George, but your wounded leg suddenly snaps off. You then fall on the sharp bone potruding out of your detatched limb, and die.

Active Abilities :
(none)

Passive Abilities :
- Off of Island (has a knack for finding a way off of large, water-surrounded parcels of land)
- Pain Tolerance (Lessens the effect of pain)

Inventory : (1/5)
- Massive Monkey Wrench

Equipped : (0/10)
(none)

Conditions :
- Hunger (9/15 : =========------) (-1 every turn) (-1 health every turn when Hunger is zero)
- Thirst (0/10 : ----------) (-1 every turn) (-1 health every turn when Thirst is zero)
- Health (0/20 : --------------------) (You die when this gets to zero)



Name : Kilinkolin McRae (Natti)
[ 0 ] = 0
>

"Hmm... I wonder how this thing works..."

You swing the blade as hard as you can, and accidentally chop off Bear's head. However, the sword is still moving, and it swings around and decapitates you as well.

Active Abilities :
- First Aid (+2 to targets' health when used.)

Passive Abilities :

Inventory : (3/5)
- Luger P08 pistol (Ammo - 8 )
- Leather Sheath
--- Cutlass
- Bushel of Bananas (59 Bananas)

Equipped : (0/10)
(none)

Conditions :
- Hunger (12/15 : ============---) (-1 every turn) (-1 health every turn when Hunger is zero)
- Thirst (6/10 : ======----) (-1 every turn) (-1 health every turn when Thirst is zero)
- Health (0/20 : --------------------) (You die when this gets to zero)



Name : Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin (Tomaster)
[ 99999 ] = 99999
>

Stripping off all your restricting clothing, you run towards the pirates flinging bananas. One banana flies into the barrel of a gun, which fires it into a tree behind, and the banana bounces and flies up your ass and out of your mouth. It's safe to say that you died.

Active Abilities :

Passive Abilities :
- Russian Upbringing (+1/-1 to the use of firearms)

Inventory : (2/5)
- Compound Crossbow
- Quiver (15/20)
--- Arrows (Qty. 15)
- Bushel of Bananas (60 Bananas)

Equipped : (4/10)
- Leather Sheath
--- Cutlass
- Leather Sheath
--- Cutlass
- Leather Sheath
--- Cutlass
- Blanket/Bag
--- Blanket (Qty. 3)
--- Pillow (Qty. 4)
--- Flintlock Pistol

Conditions :
- Hunger (6/15 : ======---------) (-1 every turn) (-1 health every turn when Hunger is zero)
- Thirst (10/10 : ==========) (-1 every turn) (-1 health every turn when Thirst is zero)
- Health (0/20 : --------------------) (You die when this gets to zero)



Name : Wially Crowshovel (Tokochiro)
[ 0 ] = 0
>

You are unable to escape the container, and you suffocate and die.

Active Abilities :

Passive Abilities :

Inventory : (0/5)

Equipped : (0/10)


Conditions :
- Hunger (14/15 : ==============-) (-1 every turn) (-1 health every turn when Hunger is zero)
- Thirst (9/10 : =========-) (-1 every turn) (-1 health every turn when Thirst is zero)
- Health (0/20 : --------------------) (You die when this gets to zero)



Name : George A. Roberts (NPC)
[ -6 ] = -6
>

George impales himself in his eye with his pointy stick. And then dies.

Active Abilities :
- ?

Passive Abilities :
- ?

Inventory : (?/5)
- Pointy Stick
- Compass

Equipped : (4/10)
- "Pirate" Hat
- Blue coat
- Ruffle Shirt
- White Pants

Conditions :
- Hunger (9/15 : =========------) (-1 every turn) (-1 health every turn when Hunger is zero)
- Thirst (4/10 : ====------) (-1 every turn) (-1 health every turn when Thirst is zero)
- Health (0/20 : --------------------) (You die when this gets to zero)


Time of Day : 12:00 PM/1200 hrs (2 hours per turn)




In short, this RtD was a failure from the beginning do to poor planning. I'll open another one once I'm ready.