I hadn't even realized. Huh. I'll keep that in mind for the fu- ONES FOR ALL ETERNITY!!!
I approve. Do it. You know you want to. .....ture.

So, if being almost killed soon after discovering the silver capsule would that be too easy?


Now let do this ♥♥♥♥!

Just realized, but you guys have gone through 4 ships/boats in the course of this already. You people have no respect for naval transportation. Oh wait, has everyone taken their turns?

I believe we've taken our turns, and then edited them, and then some. And the reason we have no respect for naval transport is cause it we blow it up, we can always make another one!

TRANSFORM AND ROLL OUT!


CrazyMLC[5+2=OHMYGAD]: You crouch down, your resolve firm, and spread your arms. Your eyes and hands begin to glow with the power of your Pyrokinesis. Moltazoa halts, then looks towards you, as the ground around you freezes solid. Ice spreads along the ground as the heat from the island is sucked into one point in front of you. The waves and beams of heat coming off of the ground combine into a blazing stream of heat, all being compressed into a single point in front of you. As the ice reaches Moltazoa, it stops, then diverts around the lava pool he resides in. It then continues its journey over the rest of the island, icing indescriminantly. When the last bit of heat has been sucked from the island, and fused into the now orb floating in front of you, the orb drops to the ground, and ignites the ice from proximity. You form a vacuum around the orb, then pick it up. You gasp, not expecting the heat the orb gives off, and if not for your Pyrokinesis, your hand would be ignited.
Abilities:
- Metabolic Regeneration
- Super Pyrokinesis
- Aerokinesis
- Clumsy Olympian Power
Inventory:
- Nautical Shiv
- Pure Flame Orb
Injuries:
- Missing Right Arm (Healed in ~ turns)

wiffles[2]: "OH SHI-" The sudden apearance of the dragon startles you, and you fire off your Eye Beams at it. The beams both impact and are reflected off of Moltazoa's gleaming red scales. You'll need to find some way to make him less... Shiny if you want to hurt him.
Abilities:
- Eye Beams
- Venom Immunity
- Molten Repulsion
Inventory:
- PVC Pipe

rjhw1 [-]: You try to bamboozle the dragon by telling him to go after Goodpants. Immediately, a booming thought echoes through your head. LIES! I CAN READ YOUR THOUGHTS, GIVE ME THE ONE WHO AWAKENED ME!
Abilities:
- Greater Zombie Control
- Dark Matter Synthesis
- Dark Matter Claw Arm
- Zombification (Increased speed and strength)
Inventory:
- Wimpy Facial Hair
- Spas 12 (Loaded)
- 11 12 Gauge Shells
- 13 Wet 12 Gauge Shells
- Loaded AS50 (15 Extra Rounds)

Tomaster [6]: Gripping half of the boat, you easily lift it out of the water and heave it towards Moltazoa. It sails through the air, before Moltazoa casually intercepts it with his claw, smashing it to pieces. Angered, you pick up the other half and use your full Berserker Strength to throw it. Unfortunetly, in your rage, you forget to let go, and after spinning to throw it, accidentally smash the back half of the boat into the water. It shatters explosively, sending harmlessly small DM shrapnel everywhere.
Inventory:
- M79 Grenade "Lawnchair" (No ammo)
- TF2 Syringe Gun (66 syringes, filled with random drugs)
Abilities:
- Wings (+1 to dodge if flying)
- Berserker Strength
Injuries:

Benpasko [6]: Seeing Foa falling, you quickly reach out to catch him, and grab onto his legs. In doing so, you accidentally click the releases on the legs, and Foa detaches from his legs and begins his fall anew. OOPS.

Inventory
- Steel and Dragon Skin Plate Armour
Abilities
- Telekinesis

Foa [5]: Well, Ben was completely useless. Seeing you falling, CrazyMLC creates a thermal under you to slow your fall down [3]. It helps, but only marginally. You're going slower now, but still fast enough to die if you land at this speed. Then you realize what is on your head, and reach out to catch some air. You grab a fistful, and throw it downward. You continue this on your descent, creating a low pressure zone directly below you, but a high pressure zone farther down. Before you land, you throw the air below you up, and they high pressure zone under you shoots upwards, slowing you dramatically, and you fall the rest of the 10 or so foot drop to the sand as gracefully as a legless man can.
Abilities
- SLEUTHY DIPLOMACY LV.3
- LV.99 CAKE SMITE: FROSTACOLYPSE
Inventory
- Cake Fedora
- 3 Paperclips
- Spent Silver Capsule
- Battle Card
- Pattern Card

Game Event: IF YOU WILL NOT TELL ME, I WILL JUST DESTROY YOU ALL!!! The dragon punctuates this with a roar, and an unbroken pane of glass from the boat shatters. Staring down at MLC, Moltazoa releases a titanic gout of blue-white fire from its mouth, straight towards CrazyMLC.

Fight fire with fire MLC. I guess I'll go grab those legs and reattach them to Foa. I wish we had some normal enemies, so that syringe gun would be useful.

I want to block off the dragon's mouth, so that when he breathes fire, it backfires into his skull.

Yeah, we'll have some non-bosses after this guy.

Why would Moltazoa want to end whoever summoned him?

Who DID summon him? Foa with his icemaggedon?


Ok, plan B.
Suck all the air from around Moltazoa.

Does anyone have a spear?
Rjhw1, this ♥♥♥♥ is a one-side fight, won't you boon my plight to fight? ( Make me spears please )

*cough* use the ♥♥♥♥ weapon card *cough*

You may has a problem.

Oh, right.

Throwing up isn't very polite, Moltazoa, maybe you should swallow it back down.

...enter my action. xD

Also, when he uses the weapon card, I want my combat knives, I'd settle for 2, but 4 would be cool.

run away, then go into a fetal position, screaming like a little girl

If foa use wep card, i want dual raging bulls (please)