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 Survive the above poster's attack 
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I am stabbed in the heart and die.


Fri May 03, 2013 3:32 am
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I rush you to a nearby hospital before you bleed out, and a heart transplant is successfully done to save your life.

I sit by your side with some flowers in hand as you lie in your hospital bed, sleeping.


Fri May 03, 2013 5:22 am
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I swoon upon awaking.

I make a ;o face, and proceed to fill your day with strange chatter, and smiles.


Fri May 03, 2013 5:44 am
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I blush a little

I ask if you want to go out on a date once we're done at the hospital.


Fri May 03, 2013 10:15 pm
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We arent in a Hospital. Were in a Hospital made in a Hospital made out of Hospitals!

And because of that, it starts crushing. No date for you :L


Sat May 04, 2013 8:11 am
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Good, i never wanted to date you anyway. /warp home

You are left for dead in the crushing hospital made out of hospitals made out of hospitals.


Mon May 06, 2013 1:16 am
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I'm so confused.

I try to make you confused too.


Mon May 06, 2013 4:15 am
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I am a master of inception of inception of inception of inception of inception of inception of inception of inception of inception of inception of inception of inception of inception of inception of inception of inception of inception of inception of inception of inception of inception of inception of inception of inception of inception of so that i am immune.

I inceptionize you to bits so i can eat you so i can eat you so i can eat you so i can eat you so i can eat you so i can eat you so i can eat you so i can eat you so i can eat you so i can eat you so i can eat you so i can eat you so i can eat you.


Mon May 06, 2013 4:55 am
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You breach the 100% threshold of Fractal Accretion, and infinitely explode in the Realm of Imagination.

I am released from the hospital.


Mon May 06, 2013 6:11 am
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I thought we weren't in a hospital

I reminisce aloud about the times we didn't try to survive each other's attacks, things were so much simpler back then


Mon May 06, 2013 7:26 am
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I remember the good old times.
You get overhelmed by Crabs.


Mon May 06, 2013 11:24 am
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I command the crabs.
I nuke you with a dropship filled with nukes.


Mon May 06, 2013 2:15 pm
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The Dropship loses control and doesnt hit me.
It explodes and all the Nukes fly towards you.


Mon May 06, 2013 2:50 pm
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It actually flew towards you.

The nuke-induced defeat made you rage, and you lose 3 turns of attack.


Mon May 06, 2013 2:55 pm
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I take a chill pill and use my ass cannon.


Mon May 06, 2013 3:02 pm
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