Bitchin'
Bitchin'. You freaky smoke monsters better watch THE ♥♥♥♥ OUT!
Stay on guard, and move towards the signal location.

I don't suppose anyone know's where the original mech weapons sheet with the weight and height's aswell?

Pages 1-9.

And speaking of page 9...
Have fun.

Just checked. Not there.

@page no. 7

Waiting on Tokochiro.

WAITING ON TOKOCHIRO.

ROLLING.

Tomaster (Vladimír Shurla) [9]:
Surprisingly, you make the best time of everyone, even John, who's in a much more agile mech than yours! You soon come within sight of the objective, a gas station flying a tattered green flag. Huh. You expected it to be more glamorous, but whatever. The radio voice was right though, there's dozens of lizards all around the station.
Abilities:
Inventory:
- Field Medical Kit
- Field Repair Kit
- 9mm Glock
Conditions:

Mecha


Roast Veg (Aark-han) [1]:
You begin to walk after Vlad, but suddenly there is an Amazigh in your way and then both your mechs fell down and it is just a mess.
Goodness gracious.
Abilities:
Inventory:
- Field Medical Kit
- Field Repair Kit
- 9mm Glock
- Rough Map of the Exoneration
- Bottle of Painkillers
Conditions:
- Broken Nose (Splinted)
- Missing Tooth (Numbed, lasts 2 turns)

Mecha


Amazigh ("Amazigh") [1]:
Satisfied that the coast is clear for now, you start walking towards the sou- AGH!
Aark is suddenly in your way. Both your mechs go down, and barely miss the hospital.
"DAMMIT AARK!"
Abilities:
- Cyborg Enhancements
Inventory:
- Field Medical Kit
-- No "Bleeding Stopper"
- Field Repair Kit
- 9mm Glock
Conditions:

Mecha


JJA79 (James Argus) [4]:
Your tears are salty and delicious to me.
Pilot
Abilities:
- Sniper expert (+1 when shooting from long range)
Inventory:
Conditions:
- Panic (-1 to actions when in close combat)
- Broken Legs (Anesthetized and splinted, cannot walk)

Mecha


Tokochiro (John Kosloswa) [7-1=6]:
You head towards the objective, and somehow Vlad ends up ahead of you. This mystifies you, since he should be, in almost every way, slower than you.
Abilities:
Inventory:
- Field Medical Kit
-- One Bandage Left
- Field Repair Kit
- 9mm Glock
-- 8/18 Rounds
- Sports Watch
- Visitor's Map
Conditions:
- Rat Bite on Right Ankle (-1 to rolls)

Mecha


DragonXP (Kaime Freins) [4]:
You stand back as the Happy Funtime Idiot Hour takes place, and Aark and Amazigh end up tangled on the ground.
Abilities:
Inventory:
- Field Medical Kit
-- No "Bleeding Stopper"
-- No Bandages
- Field Repair Kit
- Roll of Bandages
Conditions:
- Missing Left Leg (Cannot Walk)
- Bandaged Hand (-1 to actions with right hand, Not applicable for Piloting)

Mecha


Game Events:
Vladimir and John are at the Objective.
Everyone else is at the Hospital.
The objective is to the south-southwest.

Hyper, why is my Hellfire missile pod still not reloaded?

"OH HAI THERE CONCUSSIVE ROUNDS. Let's get to work."
<Radio> "Hey, uh, we've got your building in sight. We're gunna start going to town on these lizards, so get ready for possible stray rounds. If you've got a basement, I'd get in it."
Switch to concussive rounds, and begin firing where the lizards are most concentrated.
"John, wait until I'm done before you open fire. Hopefully my concussive rounds will leave them disoriented, and then you can just go apeshit on the poor bastards."

Toko, do you ever read what everyone else is doing? I have concussive rounds. Lizards are especially weak to concussive rounds. So I'm going to hit them concussive rounds, killing and disorienting them. Then, after I do that, you can hop in and finish them off. Mkay?
Seriously, I haven't slept in 65 hours, and I'm still capable of creating a battle plan you can't follow. I must be in good form.