I end up falling down from a tree, landing on a Rock. With my Family Jewels.


I start to scout the area.

I'm quite taken with the sleeping bag;

I try to purvey the small encampment, for now, simple clearing.

there isn't much cleaning to be done, why did you waste time trying.

I go fishing and try to bring you with.

I do not go with you.

I drop several trains on you and your pathetic camp... after teleporting away.

Where did you get trains to drop on me during a camping trip.

I fish with someone else, making you jealous

I happen to be that someone else, and we have a good ol' time reeling in fish.

The sun starts getting lower in the sky, and we head back to camp and I cook our catch, and offer you a finely seasoned cooked salmon.

Though not normally a fan of fish I partake anyway and the meal is particularly good.

After enjoying the meal I head off to bed another night of camping complete.

Wait, weren't there zomborgs.. goddamn, life mistakes were made.

Tonight, they shouldn't be much of a problem, but one rifle isn't particularly good against them.
[Remember, shoot to kill, or they'll ameliorate, and become something horrendous. They have a penchant of durability, and spontaneous appearance.]

I construct Sentry Guns around our Camp. Sentry Guns with Explosive Boolets
I contiune to scout the area, but stealthy.

I avoid bothering you, to ensure that I don't accidently get fired upon.

I take a pee behind a tree, hoping that nobody is watching.

Is completely disinterest, save for that thing next to you.

I spend a good few rounds fire into the body, and then the face. Apparently oblivious, I pat your shoulder with a ghastly smile, much to your disdain. [Aradia be proud]

I alert everybody of 2 Zombie Squads.

I sit back and enjoy the Firework my Sentry GUns do.

WHAT THE ♥♥♥♥ IS GOING ON
WHAT HAPPENED TO KILLING EACHOTHER

Now where the fun is that if people are literally immortal, and overpowered?

We are having a nice time in our camp, and dinner is a fine fish fillet. Outside the turrets to well against most of the zorgs, but are based entirely on motion detectors, and not particularly amazing ones, some zorgs manage to survive, and start the slow process of amelioration, it'll take an hour to become something, a day to become notable, and a few to become far from destructible.
In the mean time, I tap herbert's shoulder, and lead him to camp.

I ask someone for help with bullet smithing.

I start to help you after i reload all of the Sentry Guns.

Suddenly, a Zorg appears from behind.