"Thanks for the heal. Sadly, looks like I'll be stuck crawling for awhile."
Crawl somewhere out of the fighting.

I don't stand a chance fighting as I have no range weapons and my legs don't work. Wish I could help.

Toko and Adam are yet to post.

A message from my inner Grammar Nazi - "Use the damn Shift Key!"
Anyway, I'm tired of waiting for Toko. Rolling.


CaveCricket (Raphael) (5)

You lift your sword high and charge! Your battle cry brings fear upon all who lay ears upon it!

"Heeeere, kitty, kitty, kitty!"

You reach Calkoom (5 v. 3) and bring down your blade upon his flank. He trembles a bit as your blade cuts through his fur, but other than that, he doesn't move from his position. What's he... oh. The tree is on fire.


Torrent (Gillian) (2 + 1 = 3)

You force energy into your daggers and begin spinning them around furiously until they're practically invisible. Then you see Calkoom charging at you. You lose your nerve, and your focus, and both weapons go flying in opposite directions. One of them lands in the ground, the other embeds itself into the tree behind you.

Suddenly, Calkoom stops and inhales deeply. Before you can process what he's doing, a column of flame is flying towards you. (8 v. 11) You just manage to throw yourself behind the tree, which has now caught fire and is burning rapidly. You see Anderson is crawling away from the fighting.



Ociamarru (Nikolai) (2 - 3 = 1)

You try to banish the pain from your mind, but you just can't take it. You pass out.


caekdaemon (Anderson) (12)

You were about to thank Gillian, but he's gone out to fight. Okay then. The only logical thing to do is

CRAWL FOR YOUR LIFE

You start crawling away at a rapid pace. You feel heat behind you. Something's burning. You crawl faster. Chancing a look backwards, you see Calkoom stop spouting fire. And he sees you.
Before you can blink, he's charging your way. And he's... on fire.



Adam (Adam) (8 - 1 = 7)

You focus for a second on Calkoom, and envision him catching fire. When you look up, he's breathing fire. No, that's not right. You try harder, and... success! He bursts into flames!



Tokochiro (Johni) (MISSED THIS ROUND - 4 = I HAVE NO IDEA)

You don't know what's going on, but you're hurting all over. Maybe you should curl up into a ball and cry. Maybe. No, that's lame. You have a -4 modifier. Oh, crap, you're right. I might fail to resist the pain and curl up into a ball and cry.

You curl up into a ball and cry.




Gabriel races over to Calkoom and attacks, (10 v. 6) plunging his oversized fork into the side of the lion. Calkoom ignores him.
"Does nothing hurt this guy?"

(Okay, screw the status on Gabriel. His status is going to be invisible from now on.)


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Crawl some more!

Now for a very glim shot of mercy.

"Spare me oh mighty Calkoom! We merely come to serve in your name! We wish only to find out your bidding, so that it may be done!"

Where are the rest of you guys? I'm waiting for my rollers!

Posting an action is unnecessary for me, because I'm unconscious.

You have a point there...

Roll number Sixty! I confess, I have been quite lazy recently. Hopefully we can remedy that and finish this battle, eh?
Yeah, yeah, I know. "Get on with it!"

CaveCricket (Raphael) (10)

Aight, time to get messy.

You run full speed at Calkoom, hoping to stop his mad (and flaming) charge at Anderson. You reach him just before he strikes, and slash horizontally at his leg with all your might. (10 v. 1) (Shite. This battle is going to be over faster than I thought.) Calkoom half roars, half screams aloud in pain as your now bloodied sword finishes its deadly arc. Much of his front leg is now lying on the ground before you. Calkoom falls over upon Anderson, and seems to be trying to take his face off. Is this thing ever going to give up and die?



caekdaemon (Anderson) (2)

You try to crawl away, but you're panicked, and your sweaty hands fail to grip anything. You hear a loud roar behind you, and roll over just in time to see Calkoom, minus a leg, fall upon you with all his weight. He's bleeding all over you, and he's trying to eat your head. You manage to hold him back with both hands as his teeth clamp onto empty air several times. You somehow yell aloud,
"Spare me oh mighty Calkoom! We merely come to serve in your name! We wish only to find out your bidding, so that it may be done!"
He nearly clamps down on your nose. His bidding seems to be your immediate death.



Ociamarru (Nikolai) (UNCONSCIOUS)

You dream of kittens. Flaming kittens.



Torrent (Gillian) (6)

You pull out your mace and launch yourself at Calkoom. (6 v. 5) You manage to graze him with your strike, but he's moving his head around too much for you to land a solid hit. Anderson is begging for life to the lion god. Is he crazy?



Tokochiro (Johni) (Roll for the lulz = 4)

You try to lose your honor by crying more, but your eyes are all dried out, and you're angry. You stand up with a resolute face on and SUCK IT UP.



Adam (Adam) (MISSED THIS ROUND)

I missed this round. What the heck does that mean? You don't know. It just popped into your head. Missed this round... is that the reason you're standing there doing nothing?

Mebbe.


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(Totally copied the line separation from RtD - Space. Totally admitting it, too.)

Gabriel charges at Calkoom angrily and swings his fork-sword in an upward slash. (8 v. 5) Calkoom makes no move to avoid the attack, and it puts a gash in his side.

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(I copied it twice? Now that's just crossing the line!) (Horrible joke)


IMPORTANT EVENTS
Calkoom is severely injured (and on FIRE) but he's still trying to tear Anderson to pieces. Better finish him off quick.

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That description reminds me of the Ending Blow from LoZ - Twilight Princess.

Deal with the pain
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