You know, calling me that hurts my feelings...it isn't MY fault that Ragdoll blew up a helicopter...with his ♥♥♥♥ MIND!
EDIT: Jesus ♥♥♥♥ Christ, again?!

Yes, it is what you think it is, but unfortunately, it's stuck in a tree.

Rachel, yes you will reach him in another turn. But there is no need to rush, cos you have 3 turns to get to him anyway. And if you don't he can always shoot another flare, which means another 5 turns.

Vlad, make sure you ask Fiona nicely about your bitchin' robo-mini-me, k?

And hang on, I'll do the roll when i have time. Posting takes little time to do, that why i can do it. Rolling takes about an hour, tops. That's why i do it at lunch time

While I'm here Ocia what kind of cybernetic upgrade would you like? I wouldn't pick anything mission-critical just yet in case Señor Die decides it hates you/me.

I'm Spanish now? Well, I guess I like Mexican...


..nom

Yessir, captain! But...what is all of this talk about that whole special delivery? I read nothing about such a thing! It isn't a stripper in a cake, is it?! Because...I already CUT the cake!
(Obscure Family Guy reference!)
Oh, and Frau Duh? (I think yer a lady, if not, then my bad) I'd go with just a simple super-cocktail, but that'd be too overpowered. So let's see here...MORE ROLLING ACTION! 1 = Super-strength, 2 = Super-speed, 3 = Super-agility, 4 = Super-sense, 5 = Nothing yet, 6 = Cook's choice. Results will be EDITED IN!

EDIT: Well, I rolled a one, which in this case isn't that bad...I guess I'll take superhuman strength. ^_^
EDIT2: If Yoman has a problem with me being superhumanly strong, then this SECOND roll is what I go with. And man, these results are pointing to me having superhuman strength; I rolled again and got 1, so I was like "Bah, I'll use another random roller" and I used the one that used atmospheric noise...I rolled one AGAIN!
But if Yoman got a problem with superhuman STRENGTH, then I got 3 as my first non-1 result, so THAT is what I'll go with if there are any problems.

Saucesome. I'll conspire to add in a caveat about being able to toggle an overdrive mode.
And yes I would be Frau except that always makes me think of some fat German maid with too much makeup on so I'll just go with Madame if that's cool with you. Or Frēa, that's cool too.

How about 'mein hubsches Mädchen'? OH SNAP! You just got complimented by an anonymous guy on the internet!

Wow... nice super-post-editing there Ociamarru.

Since there is already two bad-guys with super-strength and twothree good-guys with powerful weapons, I think I will let you have super-speedagility, cos dodging punches is always cool

...and, um, whats with the names?

Well, you see, 'Frau' is simply 'Misses' in German. 'Mein hubsches Mädchen' means 'my pretty girl'. I'd use 'beautiful' but I can't remember if it's 'schon' or 'schön'. I do hate the word 'pretty', though; it's so childish.
EDIT: SUPER-EDITING POWERS AWAAAAY!
But caps and elongated words aside, I was curious; assuming the cybernetics don't screw me over, what will my extent of power be? I guess it'll be determined by roll, but could you give me an example of what I'd be able to dodge? Hmmm...like dodging punches, fastballs, arrows, crossbow bolts, or bullets?

I was wondering what that hubsches word meant, since all that came up in Google translate was "Hubscher my girl", which doesn't say much.

Oh I think it says plenty.

1. Punches: Not even trying
2. Fastballs: Easy
3. Arrows: Getting there...
4. Crossbow Bolts: Really trying...
5. Bullets: Dumb luck + Bad aim

that also fits with a dice roll as well. and a six would probably be dodgin machine gun fire and tripping or something like that.

EDIT: Duh, I figured it out by switching the two languages around (E to G instead of G to E). I also thought it was a bit creepy...

EDIT2: Gah! stop posting before i do!

Am I allowed to post an action that allowed me to increase my strength and awareness? Like focusing on increasing my hearth rate in a voluntary fashion (it is possible), so that my muscles become overfed with oxygen and thus my reflexes, strength and agility are increased.

Only functional for a couple of rolls and with a cooldown, of course.

Sorry guys and gals, I left part of the roll on my other computer. So fancy stuff aside, here's a half-roll: (Only half because it is missing the abilities and equipment and the maps.)

Duh102 (4) Rachel Hueber
Rachel keeps walking to the flare. As she crunches along and moves a large leaf out of the way, she sees a Russian Sergeant (Shoulder-badge?) sitting beneath a tree, carving a branch with his deadly-looking knife. He tilts his head and flicks a shaving off wood off his creation. "Done!" He exclaims. "What do you think, Miss?" He stands up and shows her. It's a figure of himself, beautifully crafted. Every detail is exact, down to the fingernails and eyebrows.
"Don't you like it? It's me. Sergeant Vladimir Ivanov. And you are.. ?"
"Rachel Hueber, Medic. And I think it's very... accurate."
"Thank you. Now, do you think you could help me retrieve my equipment?" He jerks his thumb up. Rachel looks, and sees an ejection seat and parachute perched around the middle-height of the tree, close to the trunk and about 20-feet up. Snapped branches surround it and follow a path downwards. Obviously the way of his descent.
"I would, but I don't really climb trees too often. Maybe if we wait for my group? I think one of them had a full pack of gear. But are you hurt? That was quite a fall. I'm surprised you're not limping already."
Abilities
Medical Aptitude (+1 or -1 to rolls involving medical action, to put the roll closer to 5)
Analytic Mind (+1 to rolls involving deciphering properties and uses of objects)
Weapons
CO2 charged repeating crossbow
9mm Uzi
Carbon fiber combat knife
Inventory
Medical kit
Magnifying glass
Sleeping bag
Ammo (70 Crossbow Bolts, 12 Uzi Mags)

Hyperkultra (3) Fiona Lovegale

Fiona takes a seat in the middle, where she can at least have a little room to work in. She takes out her Drone design and gets to work. Before long, she already has the frame together and is starting on the electronics and circuitry. BJJ has only just started up the Hummer (again?) and is driving crashing his way through the jungle towards the Crash Site. She decides to charge up one of the batteries, so she connects the Microfusion Reactor to one of the Li-Ion Batteries.
Abilities
Electronics Expert: +1 to rolls dealing with circuitry
Weapon Specialist: +2 to rolls using Railgun Sniper -1 when using other weapons
Enraged: +1 to damage and attack-related actions. Can only be triggered by anger.
Weapons
Railgun Sniper Rifle
Beretta U22 Neos
Multitool
Inventory
Incendiary and Kinetic Magazines (3, 2, 6 rounds each)
6 Handgun Magazines
Portable Microfusion Generator (backpack, charging 1 Li-Ion Battery)
Drone (Complete and working in 3 turns)
Remote Controlled Drone Skeletal Frame
Circuitry for Remote Controlled Devices
Satchel of standard electronic components, including:
Rotors + Housings; Lithium-Ion Batteries; Electric Motors; Servos; Modular Structural pieces
Li-Ion Battery (Being charged, full power in 3 turns)
Two empty sacks

caekdaemon (1) Bob Jameson Jones
BJJ waits for the others to get in, Hummer idling. When they are all seated, he steps on it and the Hummer jolts and turns off. "What?' BJJ looks at the dash, nothing, then takes a peek at the wires below the steering. The Red wires have detached from each other and the brown is fused to a metal plate in the steering column. Growling, he starts picking at the fused wire with his pliers and screwdriver.
Abilities
Mechanical Engineering: +1 to rolls involving mechanics
Unconventional Weapons: +1 to rolls using unique/strange weapons
Night Vision Goggles: +1 to actions involving seeing in the dark
Weapons
Pancor Jackhammer
Beretta 92FS
Screwdriver
Inventory
Tools (in pockets and whatnot)
Earplugs (around ears, not currently in use)
Night vision (on helmet, not currently in use)
HUGE backpack, containing:
Speargun parts (Handgrip, Hollow steel shaft, 2 stainless steel cables, mechanics)
Toolkit, containing small fabric bags.
2 Adrenaline Needles (Strength) and 3 Amphetamine Needles (Energy)
Research Briefcase (broken lock)
Military mess kit (frying/sauce pan, food tray, canteen and cup)
Individual First Aid Kit
Entrenching tool (Spade)
Sleeping Gear (in a compression sack)
Ammo (3 drums of 12 Gauge shells, 5 Handgun magazines)
Condition/s
Heavy Armour (+1 or -1 to rolls involving taking damage to make closer to 5)
Bulletproof Plating (immune to small arms fire, except you if roll a 1)
Encumbered (-1 to any actions involving endurance, quick relexes etc)
Sore (Takes additional damage when physically attacked, overcome in 7 turns)
In Vehicle (-1 to any actions regarding major movement except exiting, temp disables Encumbered)

FoiL (5-1=4) Andrew Rodrigues
"I call Gunner!" Andrew dumps the case on the roof of the Hummer and jumps in the rear right side door. He pulls himself up through the hole and stands in the Gunner's position. Popping the case once again, he flicks through the manual to get up-to-speed with how to use the thing. Flicking on a safety lock and then loading the High-Explosive Anti-Air rocket, he pulls it down through the hole and settles in the right back seat for the ride, watching Fiona make her Drone.
@Your question: You can dedicate all of your concentration to a simple task if you want, but there will be consequences for the bad rolls, obviously, but also for any other events that happen to you. EG, You won't notice someone flanking you and then shooting. Etc.
Abilities
Fists of fury (+1 to actions involving melee)
Forced Break & Entry (+1 to actions involving breaking things)
Weapons
AA-12 (Full Drum, 35 Rounds)
Colt 1911
Extendable baton
Inventory
Weapon case (SMAW)
SMAW and 3 rockets
Swiss army knife
Utility knife
Top gun sunglasses
Ammo (3 Drums, 4 Magazines)
Condition/s
Anesthetized (Cannot feel leg, -1 to actions involving legs)

alphagamer744 (5) Tyrone
Tyrone gets on the back tray and uses some straps to hold himself down.
"We'd better catch up to that medic lady, whatever her name is..." He says to the Hummer's other occupants, while ready-ing his AUG for firing out the back.
Abilities
Exo-suit (Allows large loads to be carried, +2 to any straight-line sprints when not encumbered)
Heavy Weapons (+1 to firing from a stationary/prone position)
Weapons
Model 6 Shoulder-Fired Anti-Vehicle Heavy Railgun
AUG HBAR Light machine gun /w extended mags, Holographic sight
H&K Mp5 /w grip, laser sight
Inventory
XOS Lower Body Exo-Suit /w attached equipment storage rack (See abilities)
Ammo (38 Railgun rounds, 8 AUG Mags, 12 MP5 Mags)
Small camo Day-Pack
3 Rations
Two water bottles
Condition/s
Loud (-2 to sneaking, stealth etc)

Ociamarru (5) Vladimir
Sitting beneath a tree, Vladimir tilts his head and flicks a shaving off wood off his creation. "Done!" He exclaims. Hearing the crunch of footsteps, he looks up to see a female Medic has found him. "Ah! What do you think, Miss?" He stands up and shows her.
"Don't you like it? It's me. Sergeant Vladimir Ivanov. And you are.. ?"
"Rachel Hueber, Medic. And I think it's very... accurate." She replies.
"Thank you. Now, do you think you could help me retrieve my equipment?" He jerks his thumb up. Rachel looks, and sees the ejection seat in the tree.
"I would, but I don't really climb trees too often. Maybe if we wait for my group? I think one of them had a full pack of gear. But are you hurt? That was quite a fall. I'm surprised you're not limping already."
She checks him over and, satisfied that he isn't hurt, starts wandering around the tree; looking for a way to get up.
Abilities
Athletic (+1 to mobile actions)
Resilience (Gains one extra roll before death)
Pilot (Able to fly aircraft)
Weapons
Saiga-12 Combat Shotgun (Inaccessable)
Beretta 92FS (Inaccessable)
Khazar-replicated knife
Inventory
Carved Branch
Radio (Inaccessable)
Cellphone (Inaccessable)
4 emergency flares, bright green
Flare gun
Ammo (4 bags of Shotgun Shells, 8 handgun magazines, inaccessable)
Rations (7 days, inaccessable)
Low-Light Goggles (Inaccessable)
Secret Package (Deliver to Ms Fiona Lovegale, Inaccessable)
Condition/s
Lost (-2 to any navigational actions)


Game Events:
The flare falls lower, 3 turns left. A distant helicopter is heard from the north by everyone, but no-one knows how far away it is yet.
The time is 2:00pm.

Map: You are at the little base in the middle, after the horseshoe bend.


NOTE:


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If my cybernetic upgrades work, then...
Attempt to climb up a tree and see where the helicopter is; not ALL the way, so as not to be spotted.
Otherwise, if Rachel or I screw up and I'm a rumpled piece of garbage, then...
Once again, try to conceal yourself from any overhead enemies; this time, the helicopter in particular. You have a feeling it's unfriendly.
And if my action has to be 'ask for cybernetic upgrades', then...
Ask for cybernetic upgrades from Rachel, that would give me inhuman agility.
Heylo, Reychel. Noyce tew meet someone eylz een theece sheethole ohff a jongle. Theynk yew for coming hier...oy appreyciet the koyndness. Und vatt-
Upon hearing the helicopter, do either 3 of the actions while remarking,
Oy heyv a beyd feeling about theece...
EDIT: Also, may as well include some dialogue about the upgrade. Forgot to mention that.