No.

How is this defiling, one person had a gif of a Thrusticor thrusting another Thrusticor in ass.

Oh and I'll be skimpy on the boons.
> Use Battle Card's Enchantment, give Ben four daggers, Tomaster gets Retracting Claw Gloves, MLC a bayonet and a flare gun with exploding flares, wiffles gets spiked gauntlets ( covers hands and forearms, like real gauntlets do ) , and rjhw1, I bestow on to you the power of Dark Matter Crafting with the Pattern Card... I get a 45 Colt with Fragmenting rounds |

I am happy.

I'm satisfied.

You don't know how painful getting hit by a flare is D: .
But the amount of negative attention from many oppositional parties will be hilarious as the amount of pain and flame induced disfigurement you'll inflict on everyone, you are like Administrator Kondraki, like a grenade, you do what is needed, but what happens to those near you suffer horrendously.

You are the guy who nearly doomed us to the locker, you will be a large liability, I hope you learn how to use those retracting claws.

You get daggers, they are faster, and are made to be thrown, I don't trust you with swords.
I do however trust you to make these daggers deadlier ( barb, serrate, place drainage holes ( increase blood flow ) )

Suck mah balls.
And I don't want you to kill yourself, you can make us some ammo, and throwing weapons.

When did I doom us to the locker?

Us not you, you took the DAMN DINGHY!!!

I did no such thing. You had the helm most of the time. All I did was get on it, and then try to grow wings.

Uh, you guys choose the boon from the cards. Individually. Unless everyone is happy with Foa's choices.

Shhh, little one, shhh little one, or I'll try to kill everyone in their sleep.

And guys, I'm trying to make it harder for you, so that it could be more fun, and yes, this is entirely based off of the DF postulate, harder is funner.

♥♥♥♥ that! I want my damn claws. Sorry Foa, but I want retractable adamantanium claws built into my hands and wrists. Although I do think unlimited ammunition is very cheap. Please don't kill me Foa, I'll be a good little abomination from now on.
Also, I see no difference between gloves and built in, so I remain the same, advantage wise.

You wont be self-healing like wolverine so you'll hurt yourself whenever you use them, and will therefore have permanent and painful holes in your fists.

Since Foa is already going to kill us all in our sleep anyway (and I don't get why having decent weapons is a bad thing.) I want:
A gunblade like from FFVIII that is rustproof, very strong, light, sharp, and shiny, that also comes with a very nice and indestructible leather sheath. Not to mention infinite ammo.

Yeah, I want this thing to last. Second-to-last last weapon I owned got smashed to pieces by a giant dinosaur.

You know what...

> Cancel Boons, Circle Card, examine second ability, no one gets uber boons. |

Whats so bad about having nice weapons?

Whatever, resume what I was doing previously, which was:

42 pages of absolute retardation
~judgement passed~