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				 Warguy 
				
				
					 Joined: Tue Apr 06, 2010 4:33 pm Posts: 276
				 
				 
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				  Re: Text Adventure~ Cortex Comedy  
					
						>Go down the path prepared for a giant ledge with grappler in hand. If there is no ledge and bad guys instead, grab them with the grappler and thrust them into the wall. 
					
  
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				 Lizardheim 
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					 Joined: Fri May 15, 2009 10:29 am Posts: 4107 Location: Russia
				 
				 
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				  Re: Text Adventure~ Cortex Comedy  
					
						Uh, warguy, this isn't a text CYOA, it's a roleplay. Doesn't seem like you're playing either :S 
					
  
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				 David Rodrigov 
				
				
					 Joined: Mon Jan 25, 2010 11:35 pm Posts: 675
				 
				 
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				  Re: Text Adventure~ Cortex Comedy  
					
						Lol, just like RtD. 
					
  
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				 Thriller 
				
				
					 Joined: Sat Jul 25, 2009 4:24 am Posts: 146 Location: Somewhere in Ohio
				 
				 
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				  Re: Text Adventure~ Cortex Comedy  
					
						Name: Sextus Superbia Faction:Coalition Gender:male Weapons:Gatlin Gun and auto pistol 
					
  
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			| Thu Feb 03, 2011 9:35 pm | 
			
				
					 
					
					 
				  
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				 GuardianTempest 
				
				
					 Joined: Fri Sep 03, 2010 1:53 am Posts: 67 Location: Philippines
				 
				 
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				  Re: Text Adventure~ Cortex Comedy  
					
						Nonsequitorian wrote: >Roll the fire extinguisher around the corner, see if anybody shoots at it. >Nothing happens. >The place is deserted.  
					
  
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			| Thu Feb 03, 2011 11:21 pm | 
			
				
					 
					
					 
				  
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				 Warguy 
				
				
					 Joined: Tue Apr 06, 2010 4:33 pm Posts: 276
				 
				 
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				  Re: Text Adventure~ Cortex Comedy  
					
						>Walk around the corner. 
					
  
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				 Tokochiro 
				
				
					 Joined: Mon Jun 28, 2010 3:54 am Posts: 806
				 
				 
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				  Re: Text Adventure~ Cortex Comedy  
					
						>Take the fire extinguisher and dig upwards 
					
  
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				 Yoman987 
				
				
					 Joined: Fri Apr 04, 2008 12:06 am Posts: 196 Location: In front of keyboard, staring at monitor. (WA, Oz)
				 
				 
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				  Re: Text Adventure~ Cortex Comedy  
					
						Find the most right-angled piece of the corner and stick ONLY my head around it in typical cartoon fashion. 
					
  
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			| Fri Feb 04, 2011 2:45 am | 
			
				
					 
					
					 
				  
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				 GuardianTempest 
				
				
					 Joined: Fri Sep 03, 2010 1:53 am Posts: 67 Location: Philippines
				 
				 
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				  Re: Text Adventure~ Cortex Comedy  
					
						Warguy wrote: >Walk around the corner. >You feel this is a dangerous decision and hesitates by instinct. Tokochiro wrote: >Take the fire extinguisher and dig upwards The ground is too tough for this. Yoman987 wrote: Find the most right-angled piece of the corner and stick ONLY my head around it in typical cartoon fashion. >No one is there. >There is an exit some 30 meters off. >You feel relieved.  
					
  
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				 Warguy 
				
				
					 Joined: Tue Apr 06, 2010 4:33 pm Posts: 276
				 
				 
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				  Re: Text Adventure~ Cortex Comedy  
					
						>Run across the corridor to the exit half-expecting arrows to suddenly try to shoot at you through the walls 
					
  
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			| Fri Feb 04, 2011 8:15 pm | 
			
				
					 
					
					 
				  
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				 GuardianTempest 
				
				
					 Joined: Fri Sep 03, 2010 1:53 am Posts: 67 Location: Philippines
				 
				 
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				  Re: Text Adventure~ Cortex Comedy  
					
						Warguy wrote: >Run across the corridor to the exit half-expecting arrows to suddenly try to shoot at you through the walls >No arrows appear, you feel better. >You see vast plains in the night sky, behind you is a cave entrance to a mountain, on top of it is a large bunker. >The alarm goes off, they probably found the girl you stshed. >The tower searchlights activate.  
					
  
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				 Tokochiro 
				
				
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				  Re: Text Adventure~ Cortex Comedy  
					
						>Use digger to make a small hole to hide in 
					
  
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				 Warguy 
				
				
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				  Re: Text Adventure~ Cortex Comedy  
					
						>RUN LIKE THERE'S A CHEETAH CLAWING YOUR BALLS 
					
  
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				 Yoman987 
				
				
					 Joined: Fri Apr 04, 2008 12:06 am Posts: 196 Location: In front of keyboard, staring at monitor. (WA, Oz)
				 
				 
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				  Re: Text Adventure~ Cortex Comedy  
					
						> Cover yourself in extinguisher foam and pretend to be a snow zombie. 
					
  
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				 GuardianTempest 
				
				
					 Joined: Fri Sep 03, 2010 1:53 am Posts: 67 Location: Philippines
				 
				 
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				  Re: Text Adventure~ Cortex Comedy  
					
						Nonsequitorian wrote: >Hide behind a corner of the cliff to avoid detection by the soldiers that will invariably run out in formation. Make sure they can't see you, but you can see them. >You immediately dive to a corner and hide. >As expected...they do in a nice square formation. >Even though their body is synchronized their heads are looking everywhere. Tokochiro wrote: >Use digger to make a small hole to hide in >You dig yourself a small foxhole. >Wait!! >A clone spots you(from the lag disturbance) and  TEH ENTIRE FORMATION is after you!! Warguy wrote: >RUN LIKE THERE'S A CHEETAH CLAWING YOUR BALLS Yoman987 wrote: > Cover yourself in extinguisher foam and pretend to be a snow zombie. >You use the fire extinguisher as a smokescreen. >The Fire Extinguisher is empty. >You make a dash for your life. >Holy crap you trip on a rock and sent down hurdling the mountainside. >You feel the brainwaves of a nearby Dummy Brainbot.  
					
  
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