Oh yeah, hyper, can we just assume I use my powers for everything from now on, rather than my body, unless I say otherwise? I was thinking that hat I would be doing would be more like...That scene from Watchmen, where Dr.Manhattan is building that machine with his mind, and all the parts are floating.

36 pages in and only one person has been removed.

I am saddened :< The waiting list seems kind of moot if people are so damn resilient.

Eventually we'll get murderified, don't worry.

Also, if people jump in and out a lot, then it gets a bit less personal and persistant.

Well, true, but this just seems a bit much; it's not like this is a fully developed text RP after all.

(Or is it?)

So how would a spot be taken? On first request or by a list?

I'm getting kinda lost on the story now where is everyone?

There is a waiting list on the first page. Top of the list is first to take a spot (me, actually. Sweet)

And besides, it's better to let their little heroes develop!

But eventually they will almost be invincible and someone who joins will be pathetic. Darn it i should have joined when i first saw this.

Stop whining!

They'll die soon enough (I'm surprised ben didn't get killed by his home made taser)
And when you enter, you just learn a super power or whatever first move!
Easy!

Now sit there, wait patiently and enjoy this hilarious adventure!

Sir, it's quite obvious that either A) I'm immortal, or B) He has a grand fate in store for me.
Now...enjoy the show. There is a goal here, so if nothing else, when another game starts, I'd be more than happy to host it if he won't, after this is over.

Well, it obviously isn't B. If anyone, Foa would fit that bill. Since you essentially went through about an hour and a half of near constant combat, mayhem, and fire with your feet burned so badly they were unsuable, it's probably A.
And as to why he didn't die when he got tase'd, what would be a lamer way to die? At the hands of a giant monster thing, possibley in a blaze of suicidal glory, or while making a homemade super taser?

Ah, but the homemade taser would be so much funnier. Please don't do that ♥♥♥♥ to me though...

No, the taser would be a waste and much lamer. Even if you don't try to, would you feel more fufilled going out with a bang fighting a giant monster, possibly by being eaten then detonating a bandolier of grenades, or would you prefer dieing accidentally while making a stupid Super Taser? Dieing from the taser might seem funny at first, but if it happened in the game, noone would be happy. If they instead took down Matilda via the method described above, then I would think they would be a lot happier about it.

Nice use of FP emote btw.
Awwwww, they got rid of 4chan. Oh wait, they just renamed it something retarded.

Bumproll. Ooh, good song, too.

CrazyMLC[2]: You use your new Aerokinesis to try and lift the boat out of the water a bit. You haven't quite gotten accustomed to it yet though, and you accidentally lift only one side. You decide to hurry up and get down to the engine room. When you get down their, the room is a mess. Parts are missing from the engine, water is leaking in, and there's a huge gouge in the floor. Well, time to weld, or something.
Abilities
- Super Pyrokinesis
- Aerokinesis
Inventory
- Nautical Shiv

wiffles[1]: While Frank goes to check the water, you decide to root around a bit in search of supplies. You find a few pieces of driftwood, but not much else. While lifting a particularly large rock, a snake crawls out, and bites your leg. In retaliation, you shoot the snake to death with your Eye Beams.
Abilities
- Eye Beams
Inventory
- PVC Pipe
Injuries
- Poisonous Snake Bite

rjhw1 [5]: Limping over to the stream Tomaster spotted, you lean down to it and take a drink. The water is cool and refreshing, your face isn't melting, nothing is squirming in your mouth, and the water is clear and tastes fine. It's drinkable! In retrospect, it might have been a better idea to check if it was safe before drinking it. Regardless. You limp back towards the beach where you landed, and form a simple roof and three walls, using a few palm trees for corner posts.

Abilities
- Greater Zombie Control
- Dark Matter Synthesis
- Dark Matter Claw Arm
- Zombification (Increased speed and strength)
Inventory
- Wimpy Facial Hair
- Spas 12 (Loaded)
- 11 12 Gauge Shells
- 13 Wet 12 Gauge Shells
- AS50 (20 Rounds)
Injuries
- Splinted Leg (-1 to rolls involving leg)

Tomaster [5]: It looks like Fancy Junior and Frank have it covered at base camp... Mostly. You take to the skies, and start flying towards the only thing of any real interest on the island, a small mountain on the east side of the island. While flying, you spin, flip, dodge, weave, and roll, getting the feel of your wings and their limits. You land on the summit, and immediately notice that it's pretty warm for such a high up place. Then you feel a rock, and realize that the stone around you is hot, much too hot for the sun alone to cause. The mountain must be volcanic, which cannot be good.
Inventory:
- M79 Grenade "Lawnchair" (1 HE Round)
- TF2 Syringe Gun (66 syringes, filled with random drugs)
- Shark Device
Abilities
- Wings (+1 to dodge if flying)

Benpasko [-]: OH GOD IT BURNS LIKE A THOUSAND SUNS. You cry out in pain, and fall over. You then yell out for someone to come help you, and that you are in terrible pain. Noone seems to hear. Maybe their is something you can use on the barge, it has a lot of random crap shoveled onto it.
Injuries
- Burned Hands (Can't use hands)
Inventory
- Steel and Dragon Skin Plate Armour
Abilities
- Telekinesis

Foa [1]: Ignoring the fact that the ships weren't going anywhere anyway, being impaled on a reef, you try to use your mystically delicious hat's power to throw the boats towards the island. Unfortunetly, you fail. You do manage to throw a smoke signal and a flare, though how you end up throwing those in the first place is beyond reason. The two collide in midair, both detonate, and burst, and a huge cloud of orange smoke bellows forth, enshrouding the boats.
Abilities
- SLEUTHY DIPLOMACY LV.3
- Unknown Fedora Power
Inventory
- Cake Fedora
- 3 Paperclips
- Spent Silver Capsule
- Battle Card
- Circle Card
- Pattern Card

Alright, I wanna telekinetically find some bandages, and some other medical supplies, and wrap my forearms in the bandages to look cool after I finish healing myself.