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 Survive the above poster's attack 
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Being dead comes with the advantage of feeling no pain and any sustained injuries do not matter. However you cannot move or engage in concious behaviour. Also, your body can easily be destroyed.
I step out of the way, and cremate you. I scatter your ashes in the sea.


Wed Feb 27, 2013 6:28 am
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Ash brain - Drop Crate filled with crabs crush you.


Wed Feb 27, 2013 6:33 am
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crabs lag the game so hard that the game ends and we are in normal world again
shoot with minigun


Wed Feb 27, 2013 8:09 am
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The Miniguns in CC need to charge before shooting. I simply point it at you at the final second.


Wed Feb 27, 2013 8:22 am
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Arent you dead already?

STOMP.


Wed Feb 27, 2013 3:25 pm
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I am rubber, you are glue. Whatever you say bounces off of me and sticks to you.

Also, as the emperor, your insults are counted as treasonous. You are to be executed in the morn.


Wed Feb 27, 2013 7:22 pm
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It just so happens that there's to be an eclipse tomorrow, and I, being from the future, know that it's going to happen. I pretend that I am causing it, claiming to be a wizard, and awe the populace into letting me go free. In fact, I get myself a position of power.

Being a wizard, I create a blast of flame (which is actually just a bunch of powerful fireworks, since I'm really a fraud) that shoots at you.


Wed Feb 27, 2013 11:57 pm
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I jump into a lake to avoid being fried, and come out on the back of a big angry Gyarados who was awoken by your wizardry.

Gyarados uses Hydro Pump!


Thu Feb 28, 2013 3:23 am
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Apparently you aren't actually a Pokemon trainer, but Gyrados does it anyway. It missed.
Venusaur used Leech Seed!


Thu Feb 28, 2013 4:34 am
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I didn't intend on referencing somebody, and i take control of the people inside. I'm a brain :F
You just died.


Thu Feb 28, 2013 2:11 pm
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I dont... what?

Using a comically oversized harpoon gun, I attempt to impale you.


Thu Feb 28, 2013 3:09 pm
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I press CTRL+R. Game restarts and i dont die.
AK-47 point blank to the head.


Thu Feb 28, 2013 4:56 pm
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An AK won't do ♥♥♥♥ to Cthulhu.

I destroy your mind.


Thu Feb 28, 2013 7:39 pm
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I had you in my Mind so you die too.


Thu Feb 28, 2013 9:09 pm
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You can't shoot an AI.

The Bullet flies at someone else.


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