So, I see there is going to be a operator-operand relationship between Ben, and you!
And does this mean that rjhw1 is the miner, and tomaster the smithy's apprentice?

Oops. Sorry, I haven't been watching this as close I should.

Rolling. Someone think of more retarded rolling puns.


CrazyMLC[3]: After underhanding the Lawnchair to Tomaster, you set off in search of energy drinks. Making post haste for the galley, you start the search for disgusting, caffinated energy. Searching the cooler, various disheveled cupboards, and the sink, all you manage to find is a half empty can of Monster. Better than nothing I suppose. You chug it, and gain a slight boost of energy.
Abilities
- Super Pyrokinesis
- Aerokinesis
- Monster Rush (+1 to next roll)

wiffles[2]: Fancy Junior renames himself Fancy Junior.
Abilities
- Eye Beams
Inventory
- PVC Pipe

rjhw1 [1]: After the success with the AS50, you lose a bit of concentration, and while drying the last wet shells, detonate one. You shoot yourself in the leg, and manage to puncture the dirigible in multiple places. While it deflates, you fall over and decide to kill the maker of the 12 guage shell, just to get even for shooting you in the leg. Your logical skills are obviously not in full power, since you SHOULD be going after the inventor of gunpowder.

Abilities
- Greater Zombie Control
- Dark Matter Synthesis
- Dark Matter Claw Arm
- Zombification (Increased speed and strength)
Inventory
- Wimpy Facial Hair
- Spas 12
- 19 12 Gauge Shells
- 13 Wet 12 Gauge Shells
- AS50 (20 Rounds)
Injuries
- Shot Leg (-2 to anything involving leg)

Tomaster [-]: Frank somehow shoots himself in the leg without a gun, but that sort of thing has become commonplace, so you only pause for a moment before going over to Foa. Asking to see the capsule, you quickly realize that the two are of completely different compositions. The shark device has sloppy welds, is boxy and ugly, and is a dull gray. The Capsule on the other hand, is bright silver, has nothing visibley securing it shut, and looks like is meant to be twisted open *COUGH COUGH*. If the same person made these two devices, they must either be trying to throw you off, or schizophrenic. You hand the silver Capsule back to Foa.
Inventory:
- M79 Grenade "Lawnchair" (1 HE Round)
- TF2 Syringe Gun (66 syringes, filled with random drugs)
- Shark Device
Abilities
- Wings

Benpasko [6]: Seriously, your burned feet haven't even recieved any medical care. Anyway, you start lifting crap into the DM Barge. You put all of the various disheveled crap into the boat, then work on the small appliances, then move on to the large appliances, and before you know it, you've removed the engine from the ship. The DM Barge looks like its lying a little low in the water with all this crap in it, but it doesn't seem to be in any immediate danger of sinking. You no longer have any method of boat propulsion though.
Injuries
-Burned Feet (Can't move from this spot)
Inventory
- Steel and Dragon Skin Plate Armour
Abilities
- Telekinesis

Foa [6]: You throw the Sombraro overboard in disgust with a flick of your wrist, then board the Dinghy to search the fridge. You find that it is empty, except for a very large number of pie tins and empty cans of fluffernutter. You don't even want to know what was going on in here. All of a sudden, the Sombraro comes flying through an open window, and lands cleanly on your head. It looks like the gods of haberdashery have given you one, last chance. Don't waste it.
Inventory
- Cake Sombraro (Next reformation of hat is permanent, and cannot be below 4)
- 3 Paperclips
- Silver Capsule
Injuries
-Burnt arm (low chance to dodge)

Game Event: *CRUUUUUNCH*
That didn't sound good. The group looks over the side, and it seems that the ships have run aground on a reef. Well, crap. After a quick look around, Fancy Junior sees a small island in the distance. It looks like its close enough to swim to, and MLC can hear water flowing down in the engine room.

Take anything useful from the ship, such as grenades, additional weapons, or armor, and then be the advanced scouting party for the group, and heads towards the island, since I can fly. Arm myself with the Lawnchair.
Also, no way in hell will I be a smithy's apprentice. If anything can actually hit me while I'm doing aerial dodging maneuvers, then I'll be worried.

A reef, you say? Well, who's gonna go exploring. I'm gonna have my hands full up here with making weapons and such, so I'm not gonna go down just yet.
Action:I want to rig up a device that shoots a power cord(with sharpened prongs) at an enemy, and then pumps a near-lethal amount of electricity through it, like a homemade super-tazer.

Woot! +3 modifier on rolls of 1, 2, and 3!

MAH CONFECTIONS!!!

> Craft hat into a the hat depicted below, hat band and accessory are later... open capsule |

Game Event: You twist open the capsule, and nothing happens. You feel disapointed, you thought this thing was gonna be something useful. Right before you throw it overboard, you feel a chill in your hand. When you glance over, the blue in the indentations is spreading, consuming the entire capsule. Soon, the whole thing is azure, and glowing fiercely. Time stops.
Everything except you and the capsule is frozen in place. 3 prismatic panels of light appear in front of you, each with a different symbol. The first has three long pentagons, arranged in a a sort of star pattern. The second has a series of hash marks on it, and the third is a swooping character, almost like a letter C, but more dangerous looking. You get the feeling that you should touch one, but which? (This is Foa's and Foa alone's decision. You can try to sway his decision all you want, but Foa gets to decide which is chosen, not the rest of you.)

Make a splint out of a wooden piece from the ship and try to get someone to support me as i swim to the island.

I'm not going to waste my monster rush on fixing the boat, no way Jose. But I doubt having a sugar rush would help me meditate on the ways of hydrokinesis.
Awww, not another reef. Good grief.

I set up a sail on the dinghy while telling people to check out the engine room.

Hey Foa, pick the letter C one!

Pick the C! C could stand for.......♥♥♥♥, I can't think of anything. But C is better than a star, or hash marks.

Just choose wisely. You don't get to repick, or know what the others were.

Its obviously the classic A B C question.
A for foA, or C more mlC.
YOU DECIDE.

I'd pick the A since he specifically said 'C', singling it out, which just turns me off of it for some reason.
Who doesn't like stars, anyway?

Of course, tests coaches always say to pick B when you do not know the answer to a question. Very popular answer. But of course, the maker might know that you would know that, so he would put the poisoned glass in front of himself!

Since the C looks more like a fishhook that got bent at both ends, and your name isn't CrazyMLFHTGBABE...

A is gay, B is neat, but C is sweet...

Hash marks are cool, and the Swooping artistic thing is great...

> C then B, stash capsule into inventory |

Game Event: Foa crosses his fingers, and presses the third panel. The symbol on the panel glows brighter, while the other panels fade away. The Symbol continues to glow brighter and brighter, until it gets to the point where it is just a blinding white glow on the panel. And then, time unfreezes.

The others are surprised that suddenly a bright white glow has appeared in the middle of their ship, and gather around it. The glow is beginning to have an almost trancelike quality to it, then it suddenly begins to fade. After a moment, it becomes clear that it isn't fading, but focusing, coalscing into a single, burningly bright point. Then, it winks out. Immediately after disapearing, a thin beam of light shoots into the heavens, vibrant enough for anyone on that half of the planet to see. The beam continues for about a minute, then it thins even further until fully disapearing. Light is still being cast from above though. Foa looks up, and sees, well, a goddess. Clothed in flowing white garb and radiating a piercing light around her, She slowly descends, 20 or so feet off the side of the boat. About 15 feet about the water, She stops.

She looks around, and sees the party. Her gaze freezes, then slowly looks over the six of them, completely nonchalant. She stops on Foa, still gripping the capsule, cocks Her head almost quizically, then raises Her open hand. She gives a quick flick of her wrist, then, satisfied, disapears in a blinding flash of light. When the party can see again, she is gone, nothing remaining of her presence.

Still in a daze, Foa puts the now back to normal, and all silver capsule back in his pocket. On his way back out, he feels something that wasn't there before. He pulls out three cards, about the size and shape of a business card. They are each snow white, with a different design on each in black ink. The first has an overlaid sword and shield, the second has the same three-pentagon pattern as the panel while time was frozen, and the third has has a thick, hollow circle on it. All three seem to thrum with energy, but at the same time seem completely docile. Foa puts them back into his pocket with care.