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 Survive the above poster's attack 
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Post Re: Survive the above poster's attack
I enter the code for the... !!!SHOTGUN!!!
And blow your head off ;D


Tue Jan 29, 2013 7:49 pm
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You die as you look at me. I was behind you the whole time.
So i slap the ^^^^ out of you.


Tue Jan 29, 2013 9:26 pm
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at the time i was **** less so you have no **** to slap out of me
i kick you in balls


Sat Feb 16, 2013 8:35 pm
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I have balls of steel.
I then kick your nuts.


Sat Feb 16, 2013 11:00 pm
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My Cashews fly from my hands and harmlessly scatter across the ground.

Set Phasers to kill and fire.


Sun Feb 17, 2013 12:07 am
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Shutdown System Omega, activate Self Destruct.

Destroy, destroy. Attacking new Enemy with my bare hands.


Sun Feb 17, 2013 1:10 am
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one word: emp
i swing a sledgehammer at you


Mon Feb 18, 2013 4:02 pm
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Sledgehammers are slow as all hell. I step aside without a care in the world.

I use my earthbending to encase you in a tomb of stone 12 meters thick on all sides.


Mon Feb 18, 2013 6:11 pm
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We are in Minecraft. I use my Diamond Pickaxe and simply mine myself out of it.
Then i send Homing Heavy Diggers after you.


Mon Feb 18, 2013 8:44 pm
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Notsoscary wrote:
We are in Minecraft. I use my Diamond Pickaxe and simply mine myself out of it.
Then i send Homing Heavy Diggers after you.

Image
YOUR HEAVY DIGGERS ARE BABIES
GREENKHOV IS ETERNAL

Orbital railgun on yo ass.


Tue Feb 19, 2013 10:42 pm
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Im on the Railgun.
I hack it so it shoots at your position.


Wed Feb 20, 2013 6:20 pm
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My shield module blocks it entirely.
I order a crab nuke containing 999 crabs enough to kill anything on the map because of the mass in a drop crate that only costs 20 funds.


Thu Feb 21, 2013 2:29 pm
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I hold the slap and slap you back.


Thu Feb 21, 2013 3:51 pm
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Thids cannot slap.

I take your thid hand and convert it into a third hand, which I then use to slap you.


Thu Feb 21, 2013 6:53 pm
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I ignore your slap, and proceed to headbutt you with my second head.


Thu Feb 21, 2013 8:44 pm
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