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				 Tokochiro 
				
				
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				  Re: Text Adventure~ Cortex Comedy  
					
						Roast Veg wrote: >Stuff her into the hole I entered from and begin my daring escape!(While carrying her of course) That one is good!  
					
  
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			| Sun Jan 30, 2011 4:25 am | 
			
				
					 
					
					 
				  
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				 Roast Veg 
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					 Joined: Tue May 25, 2010 8:27 pm Posts: 4522 Location: Constant motion
				 
				 
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				  Re: Text Adventure~ Cortex Comedy  
					
						No just leave her behind, after maybe following Foa's suggestion. 
					
  
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				 GuardianTempest 
				
				
					 Joined: Fri Sep 03, 2010 1:53 am Posts: 67 Location: Philippines
				 
				 
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				  Re: Text Adventure~ Cortex Comedy  
					
						Foa wrote: > Fall asleep, with her! >You're a brainbot, you instead sigh in disappointment wishing you'd never had that beer. Roast Veg wrote: >Stuff her into the hole I entered from and begin my daring escape! >"This one's kinda heavy." you thought. >Once done you notice there are two exits in this hallway, one in each end. >You beging to think, "Left or right?"  
					
  
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				 TorrentHKU 
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				  Re: Text Adventure~ Cortex Comedy  
					
						GuardianTempest wrote: >The girl thanks you and walks off.....only to drop cold on the floor. >Now's your chance. ... > Sloppy Makeouts.Ohwait we got past that already. Uh. > Left is right and right is wrong. 
					
  
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				 GuardianTempest 
				
				
					 Joined: Fri Sep 03, 2010 1:53 am Posts: 67 Location: Philippines
				 
				 
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				  Re: Text Adventure~ Cortex Comedy  
					
						Hyperkultra wrote: > Left is right and right is wrong. >You saw a fire exit and beside it is a floor plan. >You are using the shortest route possible, but also the most dangerous. >There is a label:  Flesh-eating crabs.. >Of course this is for emergencies.  
					
							
  
							
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				 TorrentHKU 
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				  Re: Text Adventure~ Cortex Comedy  
					
						You are a robot, not made of flesh. No problems. > Charge through the flesh crabs, shooting them with reckless abandon. 
					
  
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				 GuardianTempest 
				
				
					 Joined: Fri Sep 03, 2010 1:53 am Posts: 67 Location: Philippines
				 
				 
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				  Re: Text Adventure~ Cortex Comedy  
					
						Hyperkultra wrote: You are a robot, not made of flesh. No problems. > Charge through the flesh crabs, shooting them with reckless abandon. >You open the fire exit. >You run down the stairs but as tempting as it is to shoot, you don't want to make noise. >The crabs can't do anything about you. >You also run like the wind in an attempt for freedom. >According to the floor plan, you should be out in a minute.  
					
  
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				 Natti 
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				  Re: Text Adventure~ Cortex Comedy  
					
						>Keep running for our lives! 
					
  
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				 GuardianTempest 
				
				
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				  Re: Text Adventure~ Cortex Comedy  
					
						Natti wrote: >Keep running for our lives! >The feel of the bunker dissolves as it gets more cave-like. >You trip on a crab. >You notice a large hole on the ground covered with thin plywood. >Near you is a half-open dropcrate.  
					
  
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				 Roast Veg 
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					 Joined: Tue May 25, 2010 8:27 pm Posts: 4522 Location: Constant motion
				 
				 
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				  Re: Text Adventure~ Cortex Comedy  
					
						> Kick the crab, examine the contents of the dropcrate and gingerly lift the plywood. 
					
  
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				 GuardianTempest 
				
				
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				  Re: Text Adventure~ Cortex Comedy  
					
						Roast Veg wrote: > Kick the crab, examine the contents of the dropcrate and gingerly lift the plywood. >The crab goes splat....weakling. >Contains: --Spelunker Grappling Gun --Spare Coalition Helmet --Fire extinguisher --Wooden Boomerang >A large pitfall estimated you'd fall >1000ft or more and is instantly fatal. >Out of fear you immediately put the plywood back on. Shame that it isn't nailed.  
					
  
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				 Tokochiro 
				
				
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				  Re: Text Adventure~ Cortex Comedy  
					
						>Wear the coalition helmet,take the grappling gun and go down the hole! 
					
  
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				 Foa 
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				  Re: Text Adventure~ Cortex Comedy  
					
						> Throw the rest, the crate, and a few crabs into the hole 
					
  
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				 Roast Veg 
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				  Re: Text Adventure~ Cortex Comedy  
					
						Do the above two actions in reverse order for a safer landing. 
					
  
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				 GuardianTempest 
				
				
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				  Re: Text Adventure~ Cortex Comedy  
					
						Roast Veg wrote: >Do the above two actions in reverse order for a safer landing. >You begin your descent. >Minutes later you reach the bottom dimly lighted by a small lamp. >There is only one path, in curves to the right.  
					
  
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