Whut

SHOULDN'T HAVE LOOKED UNDER THE BED, BRAH.
Only question is who it belongs to.

Fleshlight and magazines are from someone.
Oh lawd.

You aren't going to make this easy.
>Ask random people where Erroni is so i may ask where the books are.

I know what my weapon should be a mech sized fleshlight Extra large railgun.

Its the optimal weapon for it, having 8 legs is a more stable firing platform, mounting it on the back means it can be longer then a arm mounted one on a bipedal mech.

Its the perfect weapon for it!

That actually DOES make sense.
Rolling.

HighEndNoob
Pierre Berguard [8-2=6]: You walk past John, and note that he's doing something down by his bed. Ignoring him, you sit down on your bunk and unzip your medkit. Using your left hand as much as possible, you fish out a roll of long, strip bandages and a hot-cold pack. You activate the pack, then wrap the bandage around it, holding it onto your wrist. You also take 2 aspirin from a bottle in the kit for pain. Satisfied, you close it back up.
Abilities:
Inventory:
- Field Medical Kit
- Field Repair Kit
- 9mm Glock
Conditions:
- Twisted Right Wrist (Healed, -1 to use for 3 turns)

Tomaster
Vladimír Shurla [5-1=4]: Someone important but tired looking passes by, so you bug him for information.
"Hey, do you know where Erroni went?"
"Iummo, summar over thar."
The man is so tired his speech is slurring together as he waves his arm to his left. You look over and see no Erroni, but there is the door to the Point Defense Control Room. Or she may have just gone that way, then gone somewhere else again.
Abilities:
Inventory:
- Field Medical Kit
- Field Repair Kit
- 9mm Glock
Conditions:

Mecha
Name: Goliath Mk.V
Class: Heavy
Weaponry:
- Two Heavy Cannons
-- Empty
- Hellfire FaF Missile Pod
-- Empty
Inventory:
Abilities:
- Heavily Armored (+1 to defense rolls, -1 to dodging attacks)
- Depleted Uranium Slugs (+1 to attacks using the main guns)
- Morale Boost (+1 to all allied rolls at the beginning of the battle, or when the Goliath arrives on the battle scene)
- Ypsilon Strike [SW]
Conditions:
Status:
Arms: OK
Legs: OK
Torso: OK
Etc: OK

Roast Veg
Aark-han [5]: "Any food left in here? I just need a little something to keep me going."
The man stares at you.
"...A large Irish man told me I should come here if I wanted to eat?"
"Bah. Hold on."
He retreats back out of sight for a bit while you twiddle your thumbs. Eventually, he returns, unlatches the door, and hands you something before shutting the door and locking it. You look down to see what passes for a scrumptous meal! A plastic cafeteria tray loaded with styrofoam plates and bowls filled with a wide variety of canned and fresh foods. Oh my god, is that a slice of turkey? You haven't seen turkey in years.
"Thank you, kind sir!"
Abilities:
Inventory:
- Field Medical Kit
- Field Repair Kit
- 9mm Glock
- Rough Map of the Exoneration
- Scrumptous Meal
Conditions:

Mecha
Name: The Han Van
Class: Light
Weaponry:
- Innnardsplatter
-- Set to Long Range
-- 2/5 Rounds Loaded
---Reloading (-2 to firing next turn)
- "Le Big Tweezers"
- Some Kinda Acid Sprayer [SW]
Inventory:
- 15 AP Grenades
Abilities:
- Scream Siren
Conditions:
Status:
Arms: DANGER
-- Left Shoulder Damaged, armor at 23%, motor function at 50%
Legs: DANGER
-- Left Foot Damaged, armor at 0%, motor function at 0%, structural integrity compromised
Torso: OK
Etc: OK

Amazigh
"Amazigh" [5]: Waffles and Chicken.
Abilities:
- Cyborg Enhancements
Inventory:
- Field Medical Kit
- Field Repair Kit
- 9mm Glock
Conditions:
- Asleep

JJA79
James Argus [3]: You travel around the Mecha Bay, asking random people if they know where Erroni is, and that it's important. Nobody knows where she is, nor believes that it actually IS important.
Pilot
Abilities:
- Sniper expert (+1 when shooting from long range)
Inventory:
- Field Medical Kit
- Field Repair Kit
- 9mm Glock
Conditions:
- Panic (-1 to actions when in close combat)

Mecha
Name: Stinger
Class: Medium
Weaponry:
- Machine Gun
- Light Rail Sniper
Inventory:
- 8 LRS Slugs
- 550 .50 rounds
Abilities:
- Energy Blast [SW]
Conditions:
Status:
Arms: DANGER
-- Left Elbow Joint Damaged, Motor Function 0%
Legs: OK
Torso: OK
Etc: PROBLEM
-- Error in Primary Computer, Secondary Computer functioning

Tokochiro
John Kosloswa [6]: You walk over to Pierre's bed, and kneel down next to it to slide the... items under his bunk.
"What are you doing?"
Oh ♥♥♥♥ he's sitting right there on his bed.
"Nothing, certainly not hiding gay pornography under your bed so that it doesn't look like it was under my bed because it wasn't and it isn't mine so I don't want to look gay but that doesn't matter because there is no gay pornography to hide especially not any named HUNK RUMP. Why?"
Abilities:
Inventory:
- Field Medical Kit
- Field Repair Kit
- 9mm Glock
- DIY Fleshlight
- HUNK RUMP
Conditions:

Game Events: 3 Rolls Left in the night. At the end of the night, everyone still awake will be forced back to their beds to go to sleep for a few hours before morning arrives.

I AM NOT MADE OF ROLLS, I AM MADE OF SQUISHY MEAT.

HighEndNoob
Pierre Berguard [7]: You take off all of your clothing for some reason, then shove it under your bed. John watches you with fear for some reason. You ignore him and lie down on your bed, then go to sleep.
Abilities:
Inventory:
- Field Medical Kit
- Field Repair Kit
- 9mm Glock
Conditions:
- Twisted Right Wrist (Healed, -1 to use for 2 turns)
- Asleep

Tomaster
Vladimír Shurla [7]: You walk into the PD Control Room, and fortune smiles upon you! A friendly Erroni is chatting it up with the few remaining people in here! Astounding how empty this place gets without enemies attacking.
Abilities:
Inventory:
- Field Medical Kit
- Field Repair Kit
- 9mm Glock
Conditions:

Mecha
Name: Goliath Mk.V
Class: Heavy
Weaponry:
- Two Heavy Cannons
-- Empty
- Hellfire FaF Missile Pod
-- Empty
Inventory:
Abilities:
- Heavily Armored (+1 to defense rolls, -1 to dodging attacks)
- Depleted Uranium Slugs (+1 to attacks using the main guns)
- Morale Boost (+1 to all allied rolls at the beginning of the battle, or when the Goliath arrives on the battle scene)
- Ypsilon Strike [SW]
Conditions:
Status:
Arms: OK
Legs: OK
Torso: OK
Etc: OK

Roast Veg
Aark-han [3]: You get so distracted by the mere thought of being able to dine on such a meal that you entirely forget about going back to your room to eat. You end up standing in the hallway for a solid 5 minutes, drooling. Luckily for you, the kind man who gave you the food put a piece of foil over it to retain heat.
Abilities:
Inventory:
- Field Medical Kit
- Field Repair Kit
- 9mm Glock
- Rough Map of the Exoneration
- Scrumptous Meal
Conditions:

Mecha
Name: The Han Van
Class: Light
Weaponry:
- Innnardsplatter
-- Set to Long Range
-- 2/5 Rounds Loaded
---Reloading (-2 to firing next turn)
- "Le Big Tweezers"
- Some Kinda Acid Sprayer [SW]
Inventory:
- 15 AP Grenades
Abilities:
- Scream Siren
Conditions:
Status:
Arms: DANGER
-- Left Shoulder Damaged, armor at 23%, motor function at 50%
Legs: DANGER
-- Left Foot Damaged, armor at 0%, motor function at 0%, structural integrity compromised
Torso: OK
Etc: OK

Amazigh
"Amazigh" [2]: Mmm, sexy times...
Oh god she was a dude.
OH GOD THEY WERE ALL DUDES.
Abilities:
- Cyborg Enhancements
Inventory:
- Field Medical Kit
- Field Repair Kit
- 9mm Glock
Conditions:
- Asleep

JJA79
James Argus [6]: "Damned low rolls..."
A passing woman looks at you like you're crazy.
You then look around a bit, and see a big map of the ship tacked to the wall over yonder! How useful and conveniently fortuitous!
Pilot
Abilities:
- Sniper expert (+1 when shooting from long range)
Inventory:
- Field Medical Kit
- Field Repair Kit
- 9mm Glock
Conditions:
- Panic (-1 to actions when in close combat)

Mecha
Name: Stinger
Class: Medium
Weaponry:
- Machine Gun
- Light Rail Sniper
Inventory:
- 8 LRS Slugs
- 550 .50 rounds
Abilities:
- Energy Blast [SW]
Conditions:
Status:
Arms: DANGER
-- Left Elbow Joint Damaged, Motor Function 0%
Legs: OK
Torso: OK
Etc: PROBLEM
-- Error in Primary Computer, Secondary Computer functioning

Tokochiro
John Kosloswa [5]: You give Pierre a firm ಠ_ಠ as he strips for bed, then finally let your guard down once you're sure he's asleep and not about to violate you. You little homophobe you.
You climb up to the bunk above James Argus's, and climb into your bed. Ahh, sleep. Sleepy sleep. Good stuff.
Abilities:
Inventory:
- Field Medical Kit
- Field Repair Kit
- 9mm Glock
- DIY Fleshlight
- HUNK RUMP
Conditions:
- Asleep

Game Events: 2 Rolls Left in the night. At the end of the night, everyone still awake will be forced back to their beds to go to sleep for a few hours before morning arrives.