Let there be rolls.

CaveCricket48 (Raphael) [2]:
You get back up, thoroughly pissed, and summon up some flames in front of you.
Hey, is it getting warm in here? Oh that's your hair on fire OH GOD YOUR HAIR IS ON FIRE
STOP DROP ROLL STOP DROP ROLL STOP DROP ROLLLLLLLL



Ociamarru (Vadim Ivanov) [3-3=1]:
"Daiiisyyy, Daaiisyy, give me your answer dooooo."


Amazigh ("Amazigh") [3]:
Not much else to do besides keep watching.



Tomaster (Vladimír Shurla) [5]:
"Well fine God, maybe you just loath us."
Nah I love you little shits.
"You've got a funny way of showing it."
<3



GlowstickNinja (Jackson Winters) [9]:
You fire a telekinetic attack at Yokamidesu in your rage, who easily dives out of the way of the attack. You fire again, and he leaps over to Grif. You fire again, and HAHA! GOT HIM! Wait ♥♥♥♥ you got both of them. WHO CARES YOU GOT YOKAMIDICKBAG.



Fail Flail (Grif Mason) [8]:
"Charlotte, how do I kill this bastard?"
Bullets.
How useful she is.
Suddenly, Yokamidesu jumps in front of you, and then slams into you. You both go tumbling backwards.



Game Events: Yokamidesu and Grif tumble backwards, and Yokamidesu springs off of Grif as they tumble. He lands in a catlike crouch, then pounces on Grif and stabs his mech in the leg with a kunai.

"なぜ。ないでしょう。あなた。死ぬ!"
Chain-gun that ♥♥♥♥ at blank range.

And finally 2 years of me barely not failing Japanese pays-off.

Rolling. God you guys need to kill Yokamidesu already I wanna get to the FUN stuff.

CaveCricket48 (Raphael) [1]:
Just...
Just sit down for a while and try not to kill yourself.



Ociamarru (Vadim Ivanov) [4]:
"Uh...you shall feel my sword, you have dishonored me, prepare to die! Also you have a silly name!"
Your armor shifts itself to your closest approximation of what a Samurai looks like, and a blunt Psionic katana forms in your hands. Yokamidesu dashes at you, throwing several kunai and drawing his own katana.
The kunai are deflected by your armor, and his sword hits yours, pushing you back.
"That's RACIST you ignorant ♥♥♥♥!"


Amazigh ("Amazigh") [6]:
RAH RAH SIS BOOM BAH
Ok. So. A weaboo to end all weaboos is attacking your allies. Your mech fell in lava, while Vlad's got sploded. Now you're waiting for your allies to kick the weaboo's ass.
Wait, is that...
That's a katana.
That means...
Oh god.



Tomaster (Vladimír Shurla) [10]:
"Why in your name did you make us fight this weaboo bastard then? HUH?"
Shits and giggles mostly. That's what this whole thing is. I mean, I was gonna have you guys fight SOMETHING, and this popped into my head. But now I have another idea. You'll like next round, trust me. In fact, here, have a token of good faith.
A tiny version of Nairle, the same size as you are, pops into existence in front of you.
She's in her BluePetal bodysuit.
"... I am okay with this."



GlowstickNinja (Jackson Winters) [5]:
You'd like to rage, but you aren't in pain.



Fail Flail (Grif Mason) [5]:
"なぜ。ないでしょう。あなた。死ぬ!"
♥♥♥♥♥ completely ignores you and runs off to duel with Vadim. WHAT A ♥♥♥♥.
Now that you think about it... How useful would your chainguns even be against him? I mean the bullets are tiny to him. Couldn't be bigger than grains of sand.



Game Events: Yokamidesu and Vadim are locked sword to sword. Yokamidesu is winning, but only ever so slightly.

Can Ocia use his hammer blow ability with his blunt katana?

Yes. It is a blunt weapon.

I didn't only pick a training katana so I could use Hammer Blow, though; there's also this. I get the feeling that using anime cliches against this guy'll help.

"Sutoraiki o Hanmā!"
Hammer Blow on this mo'fugger - if it's possible, do it repeatedly.