BLUH.
Homework essay nao, roll after if even remotely possible.

You live next to hyper?
Does NOBODY live in Houston?

NASA does. And I have the WORST placement to be doing rolls.

Australia vs America and Europe. Bluh. Most of the time everyone is in bed when I'm up.

Also, Hyper's time is opposite mine, so its 10pm for him RITE NAO

East Coast GMT-5, whoo.

Also, he claims to be too busy to roll, yet he posted in the Drugs thread like 40 minutes ago .___. Where do your priorities lie, Hyper?

EDIT: Also, in response to the whole "Houston" thing, this.

GMing is a fairly intensive and time consuming process.

It takes me 40min to an hour to do a good roll.
It takes 3 minutes of procrastination when I'm supposed to be writing an essay to post in the drug thread.

NO EXCUSES D:<

I wouldn't be as bothered if this was a normal roll, but now I don't know if I'm going to live or be disintegrated.

Wheee, rolling. Would you guys like it if I posted the results of the roll while I write out each roll? Such as saying 5,2,3,1,6,4 or whatever?

CrazyMLC[2]: "What the hell? Foa? OH ♥♥♥♥ FOA BLOOD!"
You run over to Foa and use your Healing Light on his stomach wound, but it isn't healing him. Damn. It looks like there just isn't enough light in this room to power your Healing Light...
Suddenly, you feel something change in the room. It's as if a crushing weight has been set down on your back, making it hard to breath or move. It feels almost like... Fear? No, not fear... Preservation. Pure primordial survival instinct. You want nothing more than to get the hell out of this room right now.
2/2 Active Abilities:
- Perfected Elemental Kinesises (Fire, Air, Water, Earth, Light)
--- #-Point Star
--- Kinetic Trance
--- Healing Light
2/2 Passive Abilities:
- Olympian Power
- Photosynthetic Regeneration
3/4 Inventory:
- DecaBow
- DecaBow Quiver
- Nautical Shiv
- A Lie
2/2 Equipped:
- Gold Gauntlets (Right: Wiffles' Orb | Left: Electric Orb OFF)
- Durendal
Injuries:
- Terrified (-1 to next roll)

Tomaster [1]:You float over towards the middle of the room more just in time for a wave of terror to sweep through the room, stunning you. Your wings falter, and you begin to fall when suddenly, a White Blur leaps up from behind the giant sword where Blue and Ragdoll were. It shoots up into the air towards you, grabs you, and then shoots back down towards the ground. At the last moment, it releases you and you slam into the ground.
"Sh...♥♥♥♥..."
2/2 Active Abilities:
- Summon Shade
- Invisibility
2/2 Passive Abilities:
- Wing (+1 if flying)
- Super Strength (+1 to any rolls involving strength, provides great protection against impacts with BlueMetal Armor)
2/4 Inventory:
- 1 BLKBST Syringe Cartidge (40 Syringes)
- 1 Mostly Harmless Syringe Cartridge (25 Syringes)
- Butterscotch (Kitten, Asleep on head)
2/2 Equipped:
- WolfHunt
- Force Amplifiers (+1 to any rolls involving strength)
Injuries:
- Terrified (-1 to next roll)
- Extreme Pain (-2 to next roll)

Foa [3-1=2]: You're starting to feel a leetle... lightheaded...
"Hay, can I get shum halp?"
0/2 Active Abilities:
0/2 Passive Abilities:
2/4 Inventory:
- HIGH-SPEED HANDCANNON
- 6 Mags for LadyKillers (Current Mags: 16|16)
2/2 Equipped:
- Fedora
- LadyKillers (Dual Kickass Desert Eagles)
Injuries:
- Stabbed in back (Bleed out in 1 turns, -1 to rolls)
- Paralyzed (Cannot move legs)
- Terrified (-1 to next roll)

JJA79 [3-2=1]: You hit the ground. Hard.
When you do, the sword thrust through your chest shatters into glimmering fragments of light that twinkle out of sight in midair. You try to move your arm. Broken. Hurts really bad.
You try to move your legs. Can't. They feel numb.
Well. This well and truly sucks.
0/2 Active Abilities:
0/2 Passive Abilities:
1/4 Inventory:
- Gem Shards
0/2 Equipped:
Injuries:
- Impaled through chest (-2 to rolls, bleed out in 3 turns)
- Paralyzed Legs
- Broken Right Arm

ShadoWKilleR255 [2-2=1]: Rolling over and working your legs and torso, you manage to slip the Dark ball out of your pocket. But before you can touch it and do what you want, it rolls away from you, directly into one of the fissures that Blue made with Impact.
"FUUUUUUUUUUUU-"
2/2 Active Abilities:
- Precision Mass/Energy Control
- Uncontrollable Thermokinesis
--- COMBO TECHNIQUE: Massively Effective Accelerator Rifle
2/2 Passive Abilities:
- Nanotube Skeleton
- Resting Regeneration
1/4 Inventory:
- Archipelago Map/Arm Repair Idea
1/2 Equipped:
- Knuckle Blade
Injuries:
- Missing Both Arms (-2 to rolls)
- Terrified (-1 to next roll)

Ragdollmaster [2]: "So you're not indestructible, eh, Demon? Good. Maybe this fight isn't totally suicidal after all- just one-sided. But which side is victory leaning towards right now, Demon? This fighting is pointless. Control yourself, dammit. We have bigger things to do at the moment. There's no need for all of us to tear each other up when Goodpants is safe and sound- take your anger out on him!"
"Hmmf. Dune Deki."
An absolute flood of information fills your head, as if the entire contents of a small dictionary was dumped in there. You reel back from the pain, oblivious to what Blue is doing. You do manage to notice two things. First, a wave of fear washes over you for some reason. Second, a completely different voice speaks to you, with no hint of Blue's voice at all.
"I'm both sorry and glad it had to come to this."
She punches you in the stomach while you're disabled by the rush of knowledge, sending you to your knees. She then puts a white field of energy up around her, and leaps over the giant sword.
2/2 Active Abilities:
- Invisibility
- Electrokinesis
1/2 Passive Abilities:
- Wings
4/4 Inventory:
- Satchel
--- Whistle
--- Orange Smoke Flare
--- A Fake Mustache
- Keyring
- Flask of "Sunshine"
- Carved Obsidian Key menacing with Spikes of Donkey Leather
1/2 Equipped:
- Durendal
Injuries:
- Terrified (-1 to next roll)

Game Events:

Does anyone else think that everyone will die this boss fight, and a new group of rollers will come? Also, Tomaster, escape. Protect Butterscoch!

I AM ABOUT TO DIE NOW

A white blur... Die Angelus?

>> Grow myself arms from the same matter the Dark Ball was made of

basically making myself Alex Mercer and I why do I get -2 to my rolls when that roll doesn't involve me trying to use them?
This is a question btw.

Hypre I'm still wondering what this "A Lie" Item is...

Eh, I'm about to steal something from your RtD anyways, so I guess it's fair.

@Crazy: I think someone told you something that was obviously A Lie, but you didn't pick up on it. I don't know what it is though.