Or do some more shooting? Something that has actually worked other than groping.

Oh, and, I can take care of escaping. Floating ball of air, anyone?

A hot-air balloon? Where?

Or is it a helium beach ball?

I take every chance I have to get away from that crazy demon. that means a YES.

@Yoman: I think he meant a LITERAL floating ball of air, not a ball full of floating air >.>

Move myself in a way that will make the ball fall out of my pocket, then touch it with my left/right/middle leg or my head to make it into my arms.

Thank for the tip and helping me being dumb Yoman. lady.

Oh sorry, I forgot:
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I think Hyper said in your roll that it only works when you touch it. Maybe try to roll over and get it to fall out of your pocket?

Tomaster, action?

Awesome. Now we can roll at Hyper's discretion.

*AHEM* HYPER?

I guess you missed the Roll Train.

Apparently so. But this is besides the point- Dicemeisters cannot fall ill. If they do so and are unable to keep their game going, they are to be executed on the spot.

(See article 38, amendment 9, section 3, paragraph 2, clause 4, of the Text RPG Guidebook)

Oh, there's a guidebook? I just had the rules down on a piece of toilet paper Hyper gave to me.

Maybe someone should write a guidebook, so fellow Dice Apprentices know the ropes.

But of course there is a guidebook. The only copy currently known to exist is in Seoul, South Korea, but I hear they're working on making a portable version.

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So this is what happens when I forget to roll. I'll roll today.

Good thing you caught us before we started comparing furry porn collections.

inb4 Furry Porn Joke Roll