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 Survive the above poster's attack 
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Post Re: Survive the above posters attack
I use my Unicorn magic and hold the rotten milk which is mid-air.

I then proceed to summon a Usar Major.


Fri Dec 21, 2012 1:46 pm
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I critique your misspelling of "Ursa" and you're so disappointed in yourself that you call off the attack.

Then I spin around so fast that I summon a whirlwind and fling it in your direction.


Fri Dec 21, 2012 4:36 pm
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I teleport me infront of you, so the attack wont help.

I kiss you C:


Fri Dec 21, 2012 4:45 pm
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I return the kiss. But I'm actually an alien. And my tongue is an unholy device made for the purpose of creating pain and suffering.

My alien tongue slips down your throat and begins ripping up your lungs from the inside.


Fri Dec 21, 2012 6:30 pm
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I am actually a robot.
BEEP BOOP
I SHOOT MY ROBO LASERS AT YOU


Fri Dec 21, 2012 7:30 pm
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I time travel. U mad?
During my time travel, i steal you while you were a baby and throw you into lava.


Fri Dec 21, 2012 9:42 pm
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If I'm dead, why did you wanted to kill me in the first place?
YOUR STUPID LOOPHOLE MADE THE SERVER CRASH!

I restart the server and give me a billion guns to shoot you with.


Sat Dec 22, 2012 12:15 am
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I get promoted to the Rank of a Server Admin and ban you.


Sat Dec 22, 2012 11:54 am
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Post Re: Survive the above posters attack
However, you forgot to dodge the gunshots.

I fart in your general direction.


Sat Dec 22, 2012 1:52 pm
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I spray some Deodorant around the air.

Then, i use my Deodorant as a Flamethrower!


Sat Dec 22, 2012 2:02 pm
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You can't burn me! IM ALREADY ON FIRE!!

I use my rocket launcher on you.


Sat Dec 22, 2012 2:03 pm
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I summon a Reflective Robot MK2 which then proceeds to reflect your Rocket towards your direction.


Sat Dec 22, 2012 2:10 pm
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I transform to "liberty prime" and grab the rocket.

I send it back at you.

EDIT: correction


Sat Dec 22, 2012 2:12 pm
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You forgot im not a Communist. So the rocket doesnt care about me and flies into some red guy.

Sadly, the Red Guy is you.


Sat Dec 22, 2012 4:14 pm
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You forgot i am liberty prime.
I throw one of my nuke-grenade at you.


Sat Dec 22, 2012 4:26 pm
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