Rolling.

CaveCricket48 (Raphael) [7]:
Pissed and pantsless, you ram Wermut into the ground and send a wave of cooling chakra into the ground. The cracks between the earth hisses violently, and the shifting ceases abruptly. Well at least THAT worked.



Ociamarru (Vadim Ivanov) [8]:
You look to where Yokamidesu landed, and form a Psionic bubble around him. Then, you form spikes on the inside of the dome, stabbing Yokamidesu.
Except...
"RED FIRE CANNON!"
Your Psionic dome explodes as a large burst of red flaming energy hits the inside of it. Yokamidesu leaps out the newly formed hole and lands next to the bubble looking rather scorched.


Tokochiro (Mana) [2]:
HA HA YOU DIED IN PSYCHIC.
Your body explodes.



Amazigh ("Amazigh") [8]:
You manage to stay alive and calm.
"... Jesus hell."
You really hope you get a new robot.



Tomaster (Vladimír Shurla) [3]:
"...ouch"
You look around a bit at the scattered and broken pieces of your mecha.
There's pretty much jack ♥♥♥♥ you can do.


GlowstickNinja (Jackson Winters) [1]:
HHHRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!
*poot*
O_O




Game Events: Yokamidesu does several hand signs again, and this time two copies of himself poof into existence next to him.
"OH GREAT, THERE ARE THREE OF THIS DOUCHE NOW. FAN-FUGGIN-TASTIC."

I can still sign up for this even though I'm only on a waiting list, right?
I want to win some FABULOUS PRIZES for my character to start with

I, ah, that ability seems pretty ridiculous. That's basically a +2 to every action you make, potentially, with no limits barring tongue removal.

Ocia, it needs to be a BADASS one-liner.

Still easy. Just quote Duke Nukem every action. Can't go wrong with that.

It will only take effect with really badass one-liners, only being used when an opportunity arises to use really witty\ironic language or when finishing something off with a cool move and the like. Besides, I don't think I would be able to come up with a related one-liner every roll

Time for rolls.

CaveCricket48 (Raphael) [7]:
And then three of Yokamidesu are jumping at you. God dammit.
God DAMMIT.
You are tired of this bull♥♥♥♥. Just... Just...
"♥♥♥♥. THIS. ♥♥♥♥!"
You ram Wermut into the ground, and suddenly the air in a large radius around you starts whirling rapidly, heating up as it does. Soon you can hardly see out through the giant whirlwind because of the shimmering heat waves. It's a very trippy effect, and you're effectively blind to the outside world. You're pretty sure you caught Yokamidesu with that attack though, so you've got that.


Ociamarru (Vadim Ivanov) [3]:
"♥♥♥♥ DIE already, you racist son of a ♥♥♥♥♥!"
Yokamidesu ignores you, instead going for Raphael. You see Raphael do... something, and before you can get a shield up, the air not even a foot in front of you starts blowing, and a big hurricane of whirling air forms. A good 10 inches closer, and you would've been caught in it.


Amazigh ("Amazigh") [4]:
And now there's a wind storm the size of a small city.
Fantastic.



Tomaster (Vladimír Shurla) [8]:
"Fuuuck being a midget."
You think to loot Mana for usable stuff, but you're small enough to fit in her pocket. You doubt she'd have anything that you could use.
Also, her body is in chunks all over the place. She uh, exploded.


GlowstickNinja (Jackson Winters) [5]:
"HUUUURRAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!"
Suddenly pain. So much pain. Your arm feels like it's on fire from the inside out.
And then, when the pain subsides and you look, your hand and wrist are gone, replaced with a big organic looking blade sprouting from your forearm.
As could be expected, you freak the ♥♥♥♥ out.



Fail Flail (Grif Mason) [7]:
And then suddenly POOF you exist.



Game Events: Raphael's whirlwind is raging with Yokamidesu and his Shadow Clones inside, while another human-sized mecha appears.