Way to encourage team play!

But seriously, if he does hop on instead of Andrew, I'll make sure he's not all the better for it.

Alright, people, my copilot up here is going to be dropping a rope down for you. ONE of you - Andrew, to be exact. If any of you ignores this and tries to get on, you'll be hurting. There's nothing stopping us from shaking the rope until you fall off. Now, if you can work out a way for more than one of you to get on, that's great. Just be careful of the rope breaking.

" Yo Andrew! That's you right? *Point at Andrew* Anyways I was thinkin' you could let me hop on your back bro. I'm pretty skinny and light and I'll try to help shift my wait to get you up. Sound good?"

If Andrew says no I'm still hoppin on.

Just be careful; if you hurt him, Vladimir will get pretty pissed off.

Well, if you hurt him he will break some of your bones.

Fixed.

Ive just noticed though, this has been the 3rd time we have used Vehicles.

Travel much?

FoiL (2) Andrew Rodrigues
The Body-bag-boy starts yelling at him, so he turns around and suddenly gets the urge to look skyward. He sees something falling - it has to be a rope. Vlad is trying to get him airborne!
Andrew tries to scramble out of Asfer's container and as a result shifts the weight backward. He watches as the ground comes up to greet him. His face goes CRUNCH and he is slightly and uncomfortably stuck underneath Asfer's robot suit's big frame.
Andrew then starts swearing incoherently.
Appearance:
20, Black hair, brown eyes, 6', well built.

Abilities
Fists of fury (+1 to actions involving melee)
Forced Break & Entry (+1 to actions involving breaking things)
Hyper Focus (+1 concentration. 2 of 6 uses)
RAGE FACE (+1 to intimidation & pain-ignorance)
Anti-Laser (Immune to attacks using Pure Energy as a Main Source, unless rolling a 1)
Blast-Proof (Immune to explosive forces, unless rolling a 1)
Mental Link - Vladimir ('Telepathy' with Vladimir)
Berserk Mode - Uses all abilities and an additional +1 to all rolls. -1 to the roll in which you exit this mode. Maximum 5 consecutive uses and 2 turn cooldown.
Weapons
M4 'Beowulf' Carbine (30 of 30 rounds, slung)
Beretta 92FS (7 of 10 rounds, holstered)
Extendable baton (Stored, snapped in half)
Inventory
Top gun sunglasses (Worn)
Blast-Proof Jacket (Pockets: 7 slot used, 3 available)
- Jacket Usage Manual
- 9 Rations (+1 to next action)
- A water bottle (+1 to next action, 2 uses)
- Ammo (5 Handgun magazines)
Waist Pockets (18 slots used, 2 available)
- 3 rockets for a SMAW
- Swiss army knife
- Utility Machete
- Ammo (2 Drums, 4 Handgun Magazines)
Botanist's Backpack (19 slots used, 11 available):
- Flare Gun and 4 red flares
- A Folding Shovel
- Some empty vials
- 30ft of rope
- Briefcase (Broken lock but closed)
- 6 Beowulf Magazines

Condition(s)
Heavyweight (-1 to any actions involving fast movement)
Crushed (Must get out from underneath Asfer)
Broken Nose (Speech impediment, -1 until re-aligned) - Counterable by Rage Face


Ociamarru (2) Vladimir Ivanov
"So, who's the lucky one that gets to get on monsuer?" Kyle asks.
"Who vood be yewsfall for us? Oy heyv a predeezposeeshun to Eyndrew, but vatt do yew theenk?"
"Well monsuer, I was thinking Andrew as well. Let him up here." Kyle responds.
"Very wayl, zehn. Leyt heem ap, Oy will keep moy oyes on the sky."
Vlad lowers and slows the Biplane and then attempts to hand the rope over to Kyle, but since it is quite windy he loses grip and drops it - over the edge of the cockpit.
Appearance:
27, Russian. 6' 2", shaved blonde hair, green eyes, well built.

Abilities
Cybernetics (+2 to mobile actions, speed is doubled, 4 of 5 uses)
Athletic (+1 to mobile actions)
Scar-face (+1 Intimidation, -1 Charisma etc)
Resilience (Gains one extra roll before death)
Pilot Training (Able to fly aircraft, Cannot roll 1s)
Mental Link (Can project thoughts to others and 'see' theirs)
Slow Motion (Uncontrollable)
Instinctual Actions (Vladimir does things without thinking or knowing)
Say what? ( ??? )
Weapons
Saiga-12 Combat Shotgun (6 of 8 shells, slung)
Khazar-replicated knife (Sheathed)
Grappling Cane with hidden blade (Held)
Inventory
Containment Unit (36 slots used, 14 available)
- Carved Wooden Statuette of self
- Radio
- Cellphone
- Flare gun with 2 green flares
- Ammo (18 Shotgun Shells, 8 handgun magazines)
- 5 days of Rations (15 meals, +1 to next turn)
- TOP-SECRET Information File
- Bubblewrapped Mechanical Cube (Downed Phoenix?)
- Cybernetic Enhancement Kit (1 Use left, nonrefillable)
- Cybernetic Enhancement Upgrade Kit

Condition(s)
Rested for ∞ turns, ∞ turns before tiredness.
Fail Chest? (Healed?)
Holey foot (-1 to running every second turn)
Apricot Effect ( Anti-Poison )


Point.Blank (1) Asfer Wilks
Asfer takes a step just as his weight is shifted backward and crashes to the ground. He can hear Andrew cursing from beneath him as well as swearing from his radio, specifically in Russian and French accents.
Appearance:
Pilot: 21y/o. Mobile Armored Frame EXpirimental 103 Cannon Exosuit.

Abilities
Large Muscle Mass (+1 to action requiring strength)
Sixth sense (+1 to detecting enemies, traps etc)
Mental Link - Vladimir ('Telepathy' with Vladimir)
Super Sprint (Diverts all power to the legs of the Exo-Suit to sprint. Max 3 consecutive uses. +2 to sprints, -2 to any other power-using action)
Weapons
Mk.IV 20mm Thermite Revolver (5 of 5 rounds, minor action to reload)
Mk.III 40mm Revolver Cannon (5 of 6 rounds, 1 turn to reload) HE SHELL - DISENGAGED
Mk.II 5.7x28mm Vulcan Gun (200 of 250 rounds, 1 turn to reload) DISENGAGED
Bladed Shield (Left arm) EXTENDED
Inventory
MAF-EX103C Exo-suit (1 turn to enter/exit)
Ultra-compact generator (Recharged by light, 5% per turn if resting, damaged)
Sensor node (Left Shoulder, IR, NV, auto-targeting camera)
Underslung Harpoon Gun (Attached to Thermite Revolver, loaded)
- 2 spare Harpoons
Rear cargo container: (17 slots used, 33 slots available)
- 40mm cannon rounds (3xHE, 3xFrag, 6xSmoke, 6xStun, 9 slots total)
- 250 spare Vulcan rounds (3 slots total)
- 9 spare Thermite rounds (5 slots)
- Mk.III 40mm Revolver Cannon (5 of 6 rounds, 1 turn to reload) HE SHELL

Condition(s)
Loud (-2 to sneaking, stealth etc)
Heavyweight (-1 to any actions involving fast movement)
Limp (Old wound, -1 to jogging or faster)
Heavy Armour (Asfer's body is mostly safe from harm)
Generator Power 95%


HighEndNoob (1) Kyle Berguard
"So, who's the lucky one that gets to get on monsuer?" Kyle asks.
"Who vood be yewsfall for us? Oy heyv a predeezposeeshun to Eyndrew, but vatt do yew theenk?"
"Well monsuer, I was thinking Andrew as well. Let him up here." Kyle responds.
"Very wayl, zehn. Leyt heem ap, Oy will keep moy oyes on the sky."
Vlad lowers and slows the Biplane and then attempts to hand the rope over to Kyle, but he loses grip and drops it over the edge of the cockpit, leaving Kyle's hand outstretched.
Suddenly, something small hits him in the eye with a small splat and he recoils with a yell. He wipes his eye and gets some disgusting bug juice on his hand. Then his eye starts stinging.
"Ow! OW OW OW OW OW !!"
Appearance:
French. 5'8", goatee, green eyes.

Abilities
Marksman (+1 to longrange combat)
Pyromaniac (+1 when using explosives or flame)
Mental Link - Vladimir ('Telepathy' with Vladimir)
Weapons
FAMAS-A3 (30 of 30 rounds, Semi-auto mode, slung)
Dual Golden Desert Eagles (4 - 5 of 9 Rounds ea, holstered)
Katana (Sheathed)
Inventory
Holographic Sight (Mounted on FAMAS)
KAC Masterkey Shotgun Attachment (Mounted on FAMAS)
Recoil-countering Wristguards (85% Energy)
Backpack (26 slots used, 4 available)
- 5 Flashbangs (Non-Lethal, Audio/Visual, 2 slots)
- 5 Claymores (Lethal, contains ball-bearings and shrapnel, 5 slots)
- 4 Molotov Cocktails (Flammable, 2 slots)
- Cigarette Lighter (100% Fuel, 1 slot)
- 3 Semtex Plastic Explosives (Waterproof, malleable, 2 slots)
- 4 C-4 Explosives (Everything-proof, malleable, 2 slots)
- Detonator (C-4/Semtex, 1 slots)
- 5 spare FAMAS Magazines (2 slots)
- 10 spare Desert Eagle Magazines (5 slots)
- 7 Spare Shotgun Shells (1 slot)
- Rations (2 uses - +1 to next turn when used, 2 slots)
- Medical Kit (0 uses, refillable, 1 slots)

Condition(s)
Highly Explosive (Roll a 1 when shot and one of your explosives blow up)
Recoil-Countering (+1 accuracy, -1 when Energy has run out)
Explosives (Roll 3+ to successfully use, 2=fumble, 1=premature explosion, 6=dud)
Bug Splat (-1 to next roll if using sight)


Raven (4) Tyler Smith
Tyler stops waving and turns around.
"Yo Andrew! That's you right?" He yells, pointing at the man standing in the Robo-dude's backpack.
"Anyways I was thinkin' you could let me hop on your back bro. I'm pretty skinny and light and I'll try to help shift my weight to get you up. Sound good?"
Andrew looks up without warning and starts to get out of the Container, without answering Tyler. However by doing so he shifts Asfer's weight backward, sending them both crashing to the ground.
Shaking his head, Tyler turns around and squints at the plane as it flies overhead, then jumps backward as a bundle of rope THWUMPS down in front of him.
Appearance:
19, 6 foot, shaggy hair, skinny grey jeans, T-shirt, dark zippered-hoodie, skate shoes, headphones.

Abilities
Stealth (+1 to stealth actions)
Athletics (+1 to agility-related actions)
Chaotic (Things are more chaotic or gory around you)
Akimbo (Can use two weapons at once, 4 or 5 to use successfully)
Auditory R&R (+1 to any non-combat action while listening to your music)
Weapons
Silenced H&K UMP45 (25 of 25 rounds, stock-less, slung)
Silenced H&K USP .45 (12 of 12 rounds, holstered)
Machete (Sheathed)
Ballistic Knife (Single use unless retrieved, sheathed) Paralysis
Pair of Throwing Knives (1 turn to extract from shoes)
Inventory
Skiing mask
Chocolate snack bar
iPod and Skullcandy headphones (Worn and playing)
Garrote (5 of 5 uses)
Ammo (1x UMP45, 1x USP)
MAD SKILLZ E-Book (5 uses)

Condition(s)
Bullet Wound (-1 to taking torso damage, heals in 3 turns)
Flattened (Cannot move until Andrew gets off you)


Game Events
It is about 2pm

I SWEAR I DID NOT RIG THE ROLLS. EVERYONE EXCEPT RAVEN WAS JUST UNLUCKY.

Vlad and Kyle are now just past the Clearing, heading West.

CURRENT SUB / OBJECTIVES:
Find the Fabled Tree
- Head West

Ouch...well, sorry guys, I guess we'll just have to go it alone. Meet you up at the tree, then!
Continue westward.
Agh, ♥♥♥♥ dammit! This is bull♥♥♥♥...I guess we'll have to go by ourselves.

So did I jump on the rope?

I doubt it; Vlad messed up and dropped it when trying to hand it to le Francois.

Oh I didn't see that.

May I ride your back robotic suit guy?

ok sure why not
Let Andrew back on, and repeat previous action.