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 Survive the above poster's attack 
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Block!

I break all of the Zero Division weaponry ever, past, present, and future versions included, and then proceed to melt them all into one fairly large broadsword, which I then swing at your.


Wed Dec 19, 2012 6:59 pm
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I stick a nokia 3310 on a big piece of wood and block your attack, then i proceed to throw it at the ground.


Wed Dec 19, 2012 7:10 pm
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I jetpack my ass to a safe height.

I then jetpack my ass at full speed towards your ass.


Wed Dec 19, 2012 7:22 pm
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I let the most rotten fart ever out and you fall down.


Wed Dec 19, 2012 7:34 pm
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I fall down over you, crushing you with my manly body.


Wed Dec 19, 2012 7:38 pm
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Manly? *cough*
I tell my mom to throw a slipper at you.


Wed Dec 19, 2012 8:30 pm
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When you knock the door of your mom's room to tell her, the door opens slightly, and you see me and her laying sexily in bed having a nice time.

I'M YOUR FATHER! Attack with laser sword.


Wed Dec 19, 2012 8:49 pm
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Luke. Im your Father...now get out of my room before i have to shorten your money-per-month.

As your Father, i send you out to suicide.


Wed Dec 19, 2012 9:00 pm
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I suicide in a daemonic pact, becoming an immortal spirit with incredible powers.

I proceed to eat your cookies.
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Wed Dec 19, 2012 9:03 pm
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Nope, I already ate them first.

Teleport you into slender.


Wed Dec 19, 2012 10:32 pm
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I leave.

I get you really drunk and then I proceed to slap you silly.


Wed Dec 19, 2012 10:58 pm
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I make such a serious face that you're incapable of slapping me silly.

Then I take off my glasses and...


Thu Dec 20, 2012 5:56 am
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I put a mirror infront of you, reflecting the attack towards you.

I then grab the Mirror and smash it at everyone


Thu Dec 20, 2012 11:48 am
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Too bad I was wearing a spiked hat (Thank you germans)

Proceed to become Chuck Norris and give you the biggest roundhouse kick there ever was.


Fri Dec 21, 2012 6:35 am
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Chuck Norris is a 70 year old man who never really was that great anyway. I take the kick in stride.

I splash rotten milk on you.


Fri Dec 21, 2012 7:18 am
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