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Asklar
Data Realms Elite
Joined: Fri Jan 07, 2011 8:01 am
Posts: 6211
Location: In your office, earning your salary.
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 Re: Vending machine You get a paradox.
I insert CC B25-1.
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| Mon Sep 05, 2011 11:28 pm |
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Jackal
Joined: Sat Jan 22, 2011 2:23 am
Posts: 213
Location: Somewhere over the rainbow of public acceptance.
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Re: Vending machine You get a pile of two-dimensional pixelated, yet polished weapons.
I insert a sixteen-gigabyte flash drive.
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| Tue Sep 06, 2011 1:10 am |
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DrVonBarron
Joined: Sun Sep 04, 2011 2:25 pm
Posts: 181
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Re: Vending machine You get a Android that falls down stairs
I insert 70 British Pence and put the third button down.
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| Tue Sep 06, 2011 9:34 pm |
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Roast Veg
Data Realms Elite
Joined: Tue May 25, 2010 8:27 pm
Posts: 4521
Location: Constant motion
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Re: Vending machine The machine gives you a chocolate bar and 30p back.
I insert a coin tied to string, then pull it back out.
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| Tue Sep 06, 2011 10:22 pm |
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DrVonBarron
Joined: Sun Sep 04, 2011 2:25 pm
Posts: 181
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Re: Vending machine You get The Rozzers and a pair of handcuffs around your wrists.
I insert depleted fuel rods
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| Tue Sep 06, 2011 10:32 pm |
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Jackal
Joined: Sat Jan 22, 2011 2:23 am
Posts: 213
Location: Somewhere over the rainbow of public acceptance.
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Re: Vending machine You receive irritating Windows notifications telling you to plug into a power source.
I insert a wireless mouse.
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| Thu Sep 08, 2011 8:42 pm |
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Asklar
Data Realms Elite
Joined: Fri Jan 07, 2011 8:01 am
Posts: 6211
Location: In your office, earning your salary.
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Re: Vending machine You get a mouse without tail.
I insert a wireless keyboard.
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| Thu Sep 08, 2011 8:44 pm |
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Tokochiro
Joined: Mon Jun 28, 2010 3:54 am
Posts: 806
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Re: Vending machine You get some keys without chains
I insert a rubber duck
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| Thu Sep 08, 2011 9:40 pm |
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Natti
Data Realms Elite
Joined: Fri Jul 03, 2009 11:05 am
Posts: 3878
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Re: Vending machine You get a bathtub.
I insert the Total War series.
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| Thu Sep 08, 2011 10:43 pm |
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DrVonBarron
Joined: Sun Sep 04, 2011 2:25 pm
Posts: 181
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Re: Vending machine You get a Naginata.
I insert EVERYTHING.
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| Thu Sep 08, 2011 10:46 pm |
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111herbert111
Joined: Fri Jan 07, 2011 12:31 am
Posts: 550
Location: error: location not found
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Re: Vending machine you get NOTHING
I insert a rather large fellow who goes by the name "McMurphy".
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| Fri Sep 09, 2011 3:12 pm |
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Jackal
Joined: Sat Jan 22, 2011 2:23 am
Posts: 213
Location: Somewhere over the rainbow of public acceptance.
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Re: Vending machine You receive a similarly large man who doesn't go by the name "McMurphy".
I insert an ancient scroll full of forbidden incantations.
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| Fri Sep 09, 2011 8:32 pm |
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caekdaemon
Data Realms Elite
Joined: Sun Nov 01, 2009 3:00 pm
Posts: 4144
Location: Hell.
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Re: Vending machine Jackal wrote:
I insert an ancient scroll full of forbidden incantations.
You recieve a bowl of Khorne flakes. I insert a eight sided star.
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| Sat Sep 10, 2011 1:28 am |
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DrVonBarron
Joined: Sun Sep 04, 2011 2:25 pm
Posts: 181
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Re: Vending machine You aqquire a large dose of condensed light to the back of your head.
I insert Incense.
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| Sat Sep 10, 2011 12:44 pm |
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Thriller
Joined: Sat Jul 25, 2009 4:24 am
Posts: 146
Location: Somewhere in Ohio
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Re: Vending machine You get a bong
I insert a robber
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