JJ you ♥♥♥♥, you asked to be teleprotted in here.

Yeah, you shouldn't whine about somebody's teleprot skills if you ask them to teleprot you, you ungrateful teleproter.

This is just so befitting this weird situation with blue going batshit and trying to kill us
http://z0r.de/24

If you quote the exact post where i asked to be teleported i wont crush you into the wall.

I will be gone for 3 days from tomorrow so please make me an NPC temporarily.

Well, all I see is bitching, moaning, and you laughing at others' misfortunes, you know, I should of teleprotted you into a wall.

> Get that ass out of here ( via teleprot ) , and search for lantern shield |

TELEPROT FTW!!

I hope that actions include us in it aswell.

Now, when you say "that ass" who do you mean?

GUYS I HAVE A PLAN

Lets all spend our rolls finding valuable crap, and Foa can spend his turns teleproting the valuable crap to a safe location.

Rinse, repeat until the dwarves attack, then we teleprot to the safe location.

Soo i never asked to be teleported? Hmm. I guess your going to get squished.

Hey, squish Blue and not your 'mates, k?

OOPS ACTUALLY ROLLING NAO :3

CrazyMLC[5]: "EPIC LOOT! *happy noise*"
You snatch up the gauntlets and slide the right one on, stashing your DecaBow for the moment. Then, you take Wiffles' Orb, and insert it into your right gauntlet. Then orb dims for a moment, then brightens back to normal, lasers still pulsing around its interior. As you watch, red light travels down the grooves in the gauntlet to your fingers, and the runes start giving off a very faint green luminosity. You feel a strange heat and energy in your right hand, as if it wants to fly off and smash something on its own.
Suddenly, Ragdoll tells you to catch, and tosses the dagger to you. Since trying to catch a KNIFE is silly, you move out of the way, and the dagger falls to the floor, blade first. It slides cleanly and smoothly into the stone floor, coming to a rest when the hilt hits the ground. Amazed, you lean over and pluck the knife out of the stone with your left hand. Immediately, you feel...Odd. Your left leg is tingling like crazy, and when you look to your left arm, instead of seeing toothmarks bleeding, sand is slowly leaking out from the holes in your arm. It is by far the weirdest sensation you've ever felt.
2/2 Active Abilities:
- Perfected Elemental Kinesises (Fire, Air, Water, Earth, Light, Electricity)
--- #-Point Star
--- Kinetic Trance
--- Healing Light
2/2 Passive Abilities:
- Olympian Power
- Photosynthetic Regeneration
2/4 Inventory:
- Wiffles' Orb
- DecaBow
2/2 Equipped:
- Gold Gauntlets
- DecaBow Quiver
Injuries:
- Left leg broken (Heal in - turns (No Sunlight or food))
- Left arm OmNommed

Tomaster [5]:Looking around the armory, you grab the two biggest pieces of plate armor you can find, plus a random jumble of other plates and pieces. Using your positively ludicrous strength, you bend the two plate armors into shapes that can fit on you and around your wings. You then take a few other pieces and some leather straps, and fashion a crude system of straps and harnesses that will let you actually wear your armor. Doing this more, you also fashion two pauldrons and a pair of greaves. All in all, you have a passable set of human sized BlueMetal PlateMail. You then remove your Force Amps from your hands, since you can't fit the armor on while you're wearing them, and with a bit of help from Foa, MLC, strap the armor on.
You look goddamn lethal.
2/2 Active Abilities:
- Summon Shade
- Invisibility
2/2 Passive Abilities:
- Wing (+1 to dodge if flying)
- Super Strength (+1 to any rolls involving strength, provides great protection against impacts with BlueMetal Armor)
3/4 Inventory:
- 1 BLKBST Syringe Cartidge (40 Syringes)
- 1 Mostly Harmless Syringe Cartridge (25 Syringes)
- Force Amplifiers (+1 to any rolls involving strength)
2/2 Equipped:
- BlueMetal Platemail (Deflects Elemental attacks)
- WolfHunt
Injuries:
- Right Wing Impaled

Foa [1-1=1]: You and JJ get into a silly argument about being teleprotted without being asked. It quickly gets loud and heated, and JJ picks up a shield, intending to smash you over the head with it. Before he can, you Teleprot him back to where you found him, and storm over to a box next to the wall, determined to fully exploit the riches of the room. You root around it the bin, not realizing that it's full of sharp and dangerous animal traps until a steel bear trap snaps down on your hand. You scream in pain, throwing your hand up in the air and sending more traps flying everywhere.
0/2 Active Abilities:
- Ranged Teleprotation
0/2 Passive Abilities:
2/4 Inventory:
- HIGH-SPEED HANDCANNON
- 6 Mags for LadyKillers (Current Mags: 18|18)
2/2 Equipped:
- Fedora of the Gods
- LadyKillers (Dual Kickass Desert Eagles)
Injuries:
- Punctured Lungs (-1 to rolls)
- Bear Trapped Hand (-1 to rolls, cannot use hand)

JJA79 [2]: Angry that Foa teleprotted you before you could see more about the voice, you yell at Foa and get into a shouting match with him. It escalates, and you grab a round shield to smash him over the head with, but he teleprots you before you can. You come out back in the mine shaft, and fall down on the ground, swearing. You hear the sound of stone crunching underfoot in front of you.
2/2 Active Abilities:
- Ergokinesis (Energy Control, +1 to melee and reflexes)
- Arthrokinesis (Control of joints and muscles)
2/2 Passive Abilities:
- Peak Musculature
- Rapid Bone Regeneration
0/4 Inventory:
0/2 Equipped:
Injuries:
- Paralyzed Legs
- Can only speak in Engrish

ShadoWKilleR255 [1]: You walk out into the corridor to find the generator in the spires, and come face to face with a squad of 8 dwarves in two rows, come to investigate the yelling and crashing. Immediately upon seeing you, all eight dwarves draw a gleaming steel dagger or knife, and after a moment of watching you, collectively lunge.
2/2 Active Abilities:
- Precision Mass/Energy Control
- Uncontrollable Thermokinesis
--- COMBO TECHNIQUE: Massively Effective Accelerator Rifle
2/2 Passive Abilities:
- Nanotube Skeleton
- Resting Regeneration
1/4 Inventory:
- Archipelago Map/Arm Repair Idea
1/2 Equipped:
- Knuckle Blade
Injuries:
- Shot Arm (Cannot use, 1 turn to heal)

Ragdollmaster [3]: "Hey you, with the gauntlets. Catch."
You gently toss the knife to MLC, then wince as the pain in your hand suddenly returns. When you let go of the knife, the glowy electrical wound thingy stopped, and went back to hurting really bad. The test cut on your hand healed over, and the open stumps that were your fingers have also gained a layer of skin, but your fingers themselves are still missing. Hrmm.
2/2 Active Abilities:
- Invisibility
- Electrokinesis
0/2 Passive Abilities:
4/4 Inventory:
- Satchel
--- Whistle
--- Orange Smoke Flare
--- Green Gelatin (with Evil Pineapple Chunks)
--- A Fake Mustache
- Keyring
- Flask of "Sunshine"
- Carved Obsidian Key menacing with Spikes of Donkey Leather
1/2 Equipped:
- Odd Dagger
Injuries:
- Missing Two Fingers

Game Events:"Hey there."
JJ feels his shirt being grabbed, and he's lifted up off the floor up to see Blue staring at him, dead serious and plenty pissed. His feet are off the floor, and Blue is holding him up with just her left hand, still wearing the gleaming gold gauntlet. Her other hand is smoking slightly.
"Now then. You're gonna tell me everything that goddamn voice told you."

All six Rollers are at the Spires.
CrazyMLC, Tomaster, Foa, Shadow, and Ragdoll are in the armory.
JJ is back in the shaft with Blue.

FAN FICTION IS GO

CrazyMLC[5]: "Interesting... SQUEEEEE!"
You Meditate and focus your energies. A swirling orb of pure elemental power slowly forms in front of you. Fire, Air, Water, Earth, Light, and Electricity. YES!
You insert the orbs into your Gold Gauntlets, when you're interrupted by a familiar voice as Wiffles appears in front of you.
"Hey there MLC. Long time no see."
Before you can grasp the situation, Ragdoll runs at you waving around a large, ornate dagger.
"Hey MLC I think this might help you out with your leg!"
Before he reaches you, a lantern randomly flies from the other side of the room and hits him in the head, and the dagger lands firmly in your chest.
OW!
As you clutch the dagger in pain, the pain subsides and you feel and immense power flow throughout your body...

Tomaster [4]: "Why are all of these damn suits of armor so small!?"
You look for some dwarven armor, but they're all so small!
You do eventually find a suit of silver plated Blue Metal armor (shield included), and It's in the largest size you've seen yet. However it is still to small. You promptly get to bending the armor and manage to get it into a workable state. When you put it on, you realize that even though you bent it, the metal plates still aren't large enough to cover your body. Hey it's better than nothing, right?
Suddenly, you hear a loud "OW!" behind you.

Foa [3-1=2]: "Shields... shields... Agh!"
You look around for a 'Lantern' Shield, and manage to find... a lantern.
As you evaluate your lantern, you're then blindsided by a large, upset, muscular Engrishman.
"Graaaaah! Four move not whisper! Perish!"
He Slams into you with the force of a school bus, and your lantern goes flying.
Many black eyes are involved.
You both roll around in a frenzy of biting and punching.
You're then interrupted a loud "HNNNNGRRK".

JJA79 [5]: "Foa! Him stupid! Scout blade bash!"
You wander around the armory to find nothing but a large, runed great sword hanging from the ceiling.
"Oooh! Squeaky!"
You snap it off of the wire and unsheathe the Great Sword. It's so massive, you're amazed you can lift it.
Then, as you hold the sword with both hands, the runes on the sword start to glow a unearthly blue.
Suddenly, your muscles grow to huge proportions, and your control over energy is enhanced.
"Saaaaaaalty!"
You sheath the sword, and run over to Foa, who is for some reason inspecting a lantern.
"Graaaaah! Four move not whisper! Perish!"
Before you can finish beating up Foa, you hear a loud THUMP behind you.

ShadoWKilleR255 [6]: "I wonder where that generator is..."
You walk to the door of the armory with purpose, and open the door. You arrive in a large, open hallway filled with dwarves.
You walk up to the nearest one and ask "Hey, do you know where the generator is?"
He looks at you quizzically.
Before you can explain yourself, a loud, booming roar erupts from the room behind you.

Ragdollmaster [6]: "Hey, I wonder!"
You pull out your dagger and run over to MLC, who looks to be in a sorry state.
"Hey MLC I think this might help you out with your leg!"
Just then, something flies from your left and nails you in the forehead, and the dagger slips out of your hand.
"OW!"
You sit up to see MLC... changing... as he releases a humongous roar from his belly.

Game Events:
Everyone stares in shock and horror as MLC changes, slowly. MLC go wide as a slow, expanding force flows from the wound in his chest. This force slowly transforms him into an elemental golem of Fire, Air, Water, Earth, Light, and Electricity.
MLC seems ecstatic, then surprised, then horrified.
He lets out a loud bellowing roar, "NOOOOOO!", as he comes to realize he can't control this much power. Suddenly, the armory explodes in a white, glimmering light, as MLC is fully consumed by his uncontrollable power.

Hahah. same minute as announcement.

Edit: god damn mlc.