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Natti
Data Realms Elite
Joined: Fri Jul 03, 2009 11:05 am Posts: 3878
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Re: Survive the above posters attack
The Zero-Division Rifle is not a valid weapon.
Asklar's shotgun blast hits you. Surprisingly, he was using saboted slug ammunition.
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Mon Dec 17, 2012 2:56 pm |
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MadeInKorhal
Joined: Fri Dec 14, 2012 3:18 pm Posts: 37 Location: Far Far Away
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Re: Survive the above posters attack
I get regeneration factor +infinite and I regen my life, so I don't die
I get all the superpowers of every existant superhero and use all those superpowers to superkill you
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Mon Dec 17, 2012 3:18 pm |
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Notsoscary
Joined: Mon Oct 15, 2012 5:21 pm Posts: 879 Location: Somewhere in Germany
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Re: Survive the above posters attack
Superheroes dont exist. So do your powers.
I hug you, because i want to show my love <3
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Mon Dec 17, 2012 3:58 pm |
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Svendice
Joined: Sun Nov 04, 2012 12:35 am Posts: 53 Location: Bunker A-03, Burraki desert, 3 miles below sea level
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Re: Survive the above posters attack
I accept the hug.
I pull two pistols and jump sideways in slow motion, unloading both magazines at you.
In slow motion.
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Mon Dec 17, 2012 6:03 pm |
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Notsoscary
Joined: Mon Oct 15, 2012 5:21 pm Posts: 879 Location: Somewhere in Germany
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Re: Survive the above posters attack
Im Nero, or whatever that guys name was. I dodge them.
I hug you and backstab you
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Mon Dec 17, 2012 6:45 pm |
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MadeInKorhal
Joined: Fri Dec 14, 2012 3:18 pm Posts: 37 Location: Far Far Away
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Re: Survive the above posters attack
I accept the hug to earn your trust
Now I take an AK-47 from nowhere an start shoting to you
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Mon Dec 17, 2012 8:21 pm |
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Notsoscary
Joined: Mon Oct 15, 2012 5:21 pm Posts: 879 Location: Somewhere in Germany
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Re: Survive the above posters attack
You forgot i backstabbed you (read the small-written first), so you cant move and the attack doesnt work.
I hand everyone a paper Heart. (from Fail Flail's Mod)
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Mon Dec 17, 2012 9:50 pm |
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Asklar
Data Realms Elite
Joined: Fri Jan 07, 2011 8:01 am Posts: 6211 Location: In your office, earning your salary.
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Re: Survive the above posters attack
I light the paper heart on fire with a plasma torch.
I proceed to light yours with said tool.
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Mon Dec 17, 2012 11:19 pm |
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Notsoscary
Joined: Mon Oct 15, 2012 5:21 pm Posts: 879 Location: Somewhere in Germany
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Re: Survive the above posters attack
How can you throw ASH under WATER?
I attack you by running with scissors.
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Tue Dec 18, 2012 1:05 pm |
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walid0303
Joined: Fri Jul 30, 2010 12:11 am Posts: 66
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Re: Survive the above posters attack
Under water the rock moves slowly,So initiate the "lame dodge"
I drink all the water and spit it at high pressure at you.
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Tue Dec 18, 2012 6:02 pm |
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Notsoscary
Joined: Mon Oct 15, 2012 5:21 pm Posts: 879 Location: Somewhere in Germany
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Re: Survive the above posters attack
I teleport Bruce Lee's Cat and chill while the cat eats all fish.
I kick the water-drinking person into the nuts.
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Tue Dec 18, 2012 7:31 pm |
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Asklar
Data Realms Elite
Joined: Fri Jan 07, 2011 8:01 am Posts: 6211 Location: In your office, earning your salary.
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Re: Survive the above posters attack
Poor kitten. Still, that didn't hurt my at all.
I twist your nipples.
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Wed Dec 19, 2012 6:10 am |
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Notsoscary
Joined: Mon Oct 15, 2012 5:21 pm Posts: 879 Location: Somewhere in Germany
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Re: Survive the above posters attack
S***** HARRASMENT!
I hide myself in a place far far away from here where nobody can get me. Expect the Zero Division Rifle. But hitting me with it is hard.
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Wed Dec 19, 2012 11:45 am |
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MadeInKorhal
Joined: Fri Dec 14, 2012 3:18 pm Posts: 37 Location: Far Far Away
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Re: Survive the above posters attack
I see your attack and I notice that it doesn't makes sense to me, so I ignore it and, like everything I ignore, it doesn't hurt me
I launch an intercontinental nuclear missile to your location
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Wed Dec 19, 2012 6:29 pm |
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Asklar
Data Realms Elite
Joined: Fri Jan 07, 2011 8:01 am Posts: 6211 Location: In your office, earning your salary.
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Re: Survive the above posters attack
I destroy that missile at a safe distance from me using a Zero Division Cannon.
Minecraft or Terraria?
Uppercut!
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Wed Dec 19, 2012 6:50 pm |
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