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 Survive the above poster's attack 
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The Zero-Division Rifle is not a valid weapon.

Asklar's shotgun blast hits you. Surprisingly, he was using saboted slug ammunition.


Mon Dec 17, 2012 2:56 pm
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I get regeneration factor +infinite and I regen my life, so I don't die

I get all the superpowers of every existant superhero and use all those superpowers to superkill you


Mon Dec 17, 2012 3:18 pm
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Superheroes dont exist. So do your powers.

I hug you, because i want to show my love <3


Mon Dec 17, 2012 3:58 pm
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I accept the hug.



I pull two pistols and jump sideways in slow motion, unloading both magazines at you.

In slow motion.


Mon Dec 17, 2012 6:03 pm
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Im Nero, or whatever that guys name was. I dodge them.

I hug you and backstab you


Mon Dec 17, 2012 6:45 pm
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I accept the hug to earn your trust

Now I take an AK-47 from nowhere an start shoting to you


Mon Dec 17, 2012 8:21 pm
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You forgot i backstabbed you (read the small-written first), so you cant move and the attack doesnt work.

I hand everyone a paper Heart. (from Fail Flail's Mod)


Mon Dec 17, 2012 9:50 pm
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I light the paper heart on fire with a plasma torch.

I proceed to light yours with said tool.


Mon Dec 17, 2012 11:19 pm
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How can you throw ASH under WATER?

I attack you by running with scissors.


Tue Dec 18, 2012 1:05 pm
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Under water the rock moves slowly,So initiate the "lame dodge"


I drink all the water and spit it at high pressure at you.


Tue Dec 18, 2012 6:02 pm
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I teleport Bruce Lee's Cat and chill while the cat eats all fish.

I kick the water-drinking person into the nuts.


Tue Dec 18, 2012 7:31 pm
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Poor kitten.
Still, that didn't hurt my at all.

I twist your nipples.


Wed Dec 19, 2012 6:10 am
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S***** HARRASMENT!

I hide myself in a place far far away from here where nobody can get me. Expect the Zero Division Rifle. But hitting me with it is hard.


Wed Dec 19, 2012 11:45 am
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I see your attack and I notice that it doesn't makes sense to me, so I ignore it and, like everything I ignore, it doesn't hurt me

I launch an intercontinental nuclear missile to your location


Wed Dec 19, 2012 6:29 pm
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I destroy that missile at a safe distance from me using a Zero Division Cannon.

Minecraft or Terraria?

Uppercut!


Wed Dec 19, 2012 6:50 pm
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