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 Survive the above poster's attack 
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DEFENSE SYSTEMS ENGAGED
ACTIVATING SEEKER MISSILES
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THREATS ELIMINATED




I kiss you c:


Sat Dec 15, 2012 5:52 pm
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Asklar wrote:
DEFENSE SYSTEMS ENGAGED
ACTIVATING SEEKER MISSILES
...
THREATS ELIMINATED




I kiss you c:

Aww come on, silly! I kiss you back and hug you! <3

I dont attack you, no, i give you some lollipops and some candy.


Sat Dec 15, 2012 6:33 pm
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I refuse, and secretly poison them and give them back.

Have them back :D


Sat Dec 15, 2012 10:39 pm
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I become inmune to poison

MORE STARSHIP RUSH!!!!


Sat Dec 15, 2012 10:44 pm
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STARSHIPS IN-BOUND!
PREPARE THE MAGNACANNON.

As the admiral said this words, hundreds of engineers moved their hands gliding on their keyboards, calculating incredibly complex data. The hatches of the Destructor Class Warship opened slow and purposefuly, showing an impressive, yet fragile, Magnacannon, one of the greatests weapons ever created.

MAGNACANNON ENGAGED.

The massive artifact shaked, the warship was pushed back, and a stream of over-excited matter and energy, nothing that even looked like the shell loaded previously, moved at incredible speeds through the void. Starship after starship, the only thing left were floating pieces of molten metal and heat.

Lots, and lots of heat.








I stab you with a pencil :U


Sun Dec 16, 2012 2:46 am
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I'm made of steel, so it doesn't affect me

I take your pencil and stab you :P


Sun Dec 16, 2012 2:51 am
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I teleport all those explosions into my anus. ( Lined in the fabric of the universe!)

I trap you in a box, than i crush that box in a black hole.


Sun Dec 16, 2012 7:54 am
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I dont care if Fluttershy does something to me. So, ill dont die.

I hug you. and backstab you with a knife


Sun Dec 16, 2012 12:30 pm
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My back is full of directed charges, blowing your entire arm away.

Flamethrower to your face.


Sun Dec 16, 2012 10:31 pm
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I yell, "Flamer!" and you are temp-banned.

I fire a hail of 10,000 arrows which blot out the sun as they arc towards you.


Mon Dec 17, 2012 3:09 am
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Oh, oh...You missed. Better luck for the next

With alien technology, I make an super-lasergun and now I'm aiming it to your house


Mon Dec 17, 2012 3:17 am
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I'm a hobo, hence, I don't have a house.

I send you back to the stone age.


Mon Dec 17, 2012 3:29 am
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I build an invincibility machine and survive throughout the ages, bringing valuable historical information with me.

I fart in your general direction.


Mon Dec 17, 2012 6:18 am
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My nose is brakken and I can't feel smells.

Minecraft or Terraria?

I shoot at you with a shotgun.


Mon Dec 17, 2012 6:57 am
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Im 100 m away. Nice try.

I shoot the Zero-Division Rifle at you.


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