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Asklar
Data Realms Elite
Joined: Fri Jan 07, 2011 8:01 am Posts: 6211 Location: In your office, earning your salary.
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Re: Survive the above posters attack
DEFENSE SYSTEMS ENGAGED ACTIVATING SEEKER MISSILES ... THREATS ELIMINATED
I kiss you c:
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Sat Dec 15, 2012 5:52 pm |
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Notsoscary
Joined: Mon Oct 15, 2012 5:21 pm Posts: 879 Location: Somewhere in Germany
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Re: Survive the above posters attack
Asklar wrote: DEFENSE SYSTEMS ENGAGED ACTIVATING SEEKER MISSILES ... THREATS ELIMINATED
I kiss you c: Aww come on, silly! I kiss you back and hug you! <3 I dont attack you, no, i give you some lollipops and some candy.
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Sat Dec 15, 2012 6:33 pm |
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Farrem
Joined: Sat Nov 03, 2012 8:54 pm Posts: 57
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Re: Survive the above posters attack
I refuse, and secretly poison them and give them back. Have them back
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Sat Dec 15, 2012 10:39 pm |
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MadeInKorhal
Joined: Fri Dec 14, 2012 3:18 pm Posts: 37 Location: Far Far Away
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Re: Survive the above posters attack
I become inmune to poison
MORE STARSHIP RUSH!!!!
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Sat Dec 15, 2012 10:44 pm |
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Asklar
Data Realms Elite
Joined: Fri Jan 07, 2011 8:01 am Posts: 6211 Location: In your office, earning your salary.
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Re: Survive the above posters attack
STARSHIPS IN-BOUND! PREPARE THE MAGNACANNON.
As the admiral said this words, hundreds of engineers moved their hands gliding on their keyboards, calculating incredibly complex data. The hatches of the Destructor Class Warship opened slow and purposefuly, showing an impressive, yet fragile, Magnacannon, one of the greatests weapons ever created.
MAGNACANNON ENGAGED.
The massive artifact shaked, the warship was pushed back, and a stream of over-excited matter and energy, nothing that even looked like the shell loaded previously, moved at incredible speeds through the void. Starship after starship, the only thing left were floating pieces of molten metal and heat.
Lots, and lots of heat.
I stab you with a pencil :U
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Sun Dec 16, 2012 2:46 am |
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MadeInKorhal
Joined: Fri Dec 14, 2012 3:18 pm Posts: 37 Location: Far Far Away
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Re: Survive the above posters attack
I'm made of steel, so it doesn't affect me I take your pencil and stab you
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Sun Dec 16, 2012 2:51 am |
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motochad
Joined: Mon Apr 09, 2012 7:44 am Posts: 80
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Re: Survive the above posters attack
I teleport all those explosions into my anus. ( Lined in the fabric of the universe!)
I trap you in a box, than i crush that box in a black hole.
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Sun Dec 16, 2012 7:54 am |
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Notsoscary
Joined: Mon Oct 15, 2012 5:21 pm Posts: 879 Location: Somewhere in Germany
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Re: Survive the above posters attack
I dont care if Fluttershy does something to me. So, ill dont die.
I hug you. and backstab you with a knife
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Sun Dec 16, 2012 12:30 pm |
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Asklar
Data Realms Elite
Joined: Fri Jan 07, 2011 8:01 am Posts: 6211 Location: In your office, earning your salary.
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Re: Survive the above posters attack
My back is full of directed charges, blowing your entire arm away.
Flamethrower to your face.
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Sun Dec 16, 2012 10:31 pm |
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Nighthawk
Joined: Tue Sep 28, 2010 8:15 pm Posts: 1288 Location: Heck if I know.
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Re: Survive the above posters attack
I yell, "Flamer!" and you are temp-banned.
I fire a hail of 10,000 arrows which blot out the sun as they arc towards you.
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Mon Dec 17, 2012 3:09 am |
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MadeInKorhal
Joined: Fri Dec 14, 2012 3:18 pm Posts: 37 Location: Far Far Away
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Re: Survive the above posters attack
Oh, oh...You missed. Better luck for the next
With alien technology, I make an super-lasergun and now I'm aiming it to your house
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Mon Dec 17, 2012 3:17 am |
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Asklar
Data Realms Elite
Joined: Fri Jan 07, 2011 8:01 am Posts: 6211 Location: In your office, earning your salary.
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Re: Survive the above posters attack
I'm a hobo, hence, I don't have a house.
I send you back to the stone age.
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Mon Dec 17, 2012 3:29 am |
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Natti
Data Realms Elite
Joined: Fri Jul 03, 2009 11:05 am Posts: 3878
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Re: Survive the above posters attack
I build an invincibility machine and survive throughout the ages, bringing valuable historical information with me.
I fart in your general direction.
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Mon Dec 17, 2012 6:18 am |
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Asklar
Data Realms Elite
Joined: Fri Jan 07, 2011 8:01 am Posts: 6211 Location: In your office, earning your salary.
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Re: Survive the above posters attack
My nose is brakken and I can't feel smells.
Minecraft or Terraria?
I shoot at you with a shotgun.
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Mon Dec 17, 2012 6:57 am |
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Notsoscary
Joined: Mon Oct 15, 2012 5:21 pm Posts: 879 Location: Somewhere in Germany
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Re: Survive the above posters attack
Im 100 m away. Nice try.
I shoot the Zero-Division Rifle at you.
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Mon Dec 17, 2012 11:56 am |
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