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CrazyMLC
Joined: Fri Dec 22, 2006 4:20 am
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Location: Good news everyone!
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 Re: Roll To Dodge I suppose the explosion might not be as big as I'm expecting. EDIT: CrazyMLC wrote: I realize the dino has a hole in it.
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DAMN YOU STUPID LIZARD!!
PAY WITH YOUR LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFE!!!!!!!
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| Sat Nov 14, 2009 6:01 pm |
 
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Benpasko
Joined: Sun Aug 09, 2009 9:26 am
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Re: Roll To Dodge I fire a torpedo at its robo-crotch. FIRE ZE MISSILES!
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Foa
Data Realms Elite
Joined: Wed Sep 05, 2007 4:14 am
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Location: Canadida
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Re: Roll To Dodge Benpasko wrote: I fire a torpedo at its robo-crotch. FIRE ZE MISSILES! Retard, shoot at the exposed spinal column ( via the rat-hole, possibly my last gift to the world ) .
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TorrentHKU
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Re: Roll To Dodge Foa wrote: Benpasko wrote: I fire a torpedo at its robo-crotch. FIRE ZE MISSILES! Retard, shoot at the exposed spinal column ( via the rat-hole, possibly my last gift to the world ) . Torpedos cannot fly silly.
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Foa
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Re: Roll To Dodge Hyperkultra wrote: Foa wrote: Benpasko wrote: I fire a torpedo at its robo-crotch. FIRE ZE MISSILES! Retard, shoot at the exposed spinal column ( via the rat-hole, possibly my last gift to the world ) . Torpedos cannot fly silly. So Ben will be shooting the ship, and not Matilda... like we need to have this ship sink any faster.
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TorrentHKU
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Re: Roll To Dodge Foa wrote: Hyperkultra wrote: Foa wrote: Benpasko wrote: I fire a torpedo at its robo-crotch. FIRE ZE MISSILES! Retard, shoot at the exposed spinal column ( via the rat-hole, possibly my last gift to the world ) . Torpedos cannot fly silly. So Ben will be shooting the ship, and not Matilda... like we need to have this ship sink any faster. Matilda's body is in the water, her neck and the Rat wound are above the water. Torpedos'll still hurt her plenty.
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rjhw1
Joined: Sun Apr 12, 2009 11:10 pm
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Re: Roll To Dodge Crawl into a protective fetal position.
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weasel
Joined: Wed Sep 16, 2009 6:22 pm
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Location: Victoria, BC
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Re: Roll To Dodge Slight sidetrack: I saw this idea and thought it would be cool to use with my lady. She's wanted to do some RPGing but hasn't had a chance to, and this is a real easy way to pick up and play. Quote: Situation: You are a mind reader and the gov't has just found out. They are knocking at your door to haul you away!
[epic car chase, somewhat boring, ends up running into a streak of bad luck at the border]
She's in custody in the top floor of the police station. She has charmed the entire station, and though the dudes are all fawning over her they aren't willing to let her go. They do make a special trip out to get her donuts though.
Her: What kind of donuts did I get?
Me: (secretly rolls a 2) You use your power of observation to determine they are CHOCOLATE
Her: OMG I love chocolate! I bite a donut!
Me: (4) SUCCESS! You take a chomp out of that donut! mmm, tasty!
Her: YAY! I Take another bite!
Me: (2) You go to bite the donut and you miss completely! You chomp at the air!
Her: hahaha. I take another bite!
Me: (4) Success! You take yet another bite out of the donut! This donut is going down real good.
Her: Sweet! (Getting really excited now) I Take another bite!!!
Me: (6) In one swoop you pick the half-eaten donut off the table, toss it in the air, and swallow the whole thing without spilling a single crumb or getting sticky fingers! You completely demolished that donut! The policemen observing you give you a standing ovation and start tossing you roses.
Her: OMG! I epicly ate that donut!
Me: Yes, but unfortunately.. As you sit there basking in your glory, your stomach catches up with you. You misidentified the donut, it wasn't chocolate at all! IT WAS VANILLA!
Her: NOOOOoO! QUICK I BARF
Me: (2) You try to barf but cannot. You must live with the shame of eating a plain donut for the rest of your life.
Her: I kill myself.
Me: (5) You die; your memory is lost to the mists of time.
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TorrentHKU
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Re: Roll To Dodge weasel wrote: Her: I kill myself.
Me: (5) You die; your memory is lost to the mists of time.
Hilarious. I approve.
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Exalion
Joined: Fri Mar 02, 2007 6:59 am
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Location: NSW, Australia
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Re: Roll To Dodge Stuff it I will play, although I'd like to see a summary of what the hell-ass has been going on? I do not have time to read 22 pages of RAW CHAOS.
Last time I checked in someone had found a medical lab, someone else could control zombies and MLC was about to crash his boat.
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CrazyMLC
Joined: Fri Dec 22, 2006 4:20 am
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Location: Good news everyone!
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Re: Roll To Dodge Hilarious, nice job weasel.
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TorrentHKU
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Re: Roll To Dodge Exalion wrote: Stuff it I will play, although I'd like to see a summary of what the hell-ass has been going on? I do not have time to read 22 pages of RAW CHAOS.
Last time I checked in someone had found a medical lab, someone else could control zombies and MLC was about to crash his boat. Where to even begin. Firstly, read the latest roll to see what powers and stuff people have. REALLY helps out. I'll get around to summarizing after dinner.
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Benpasko
Joined: Sun Aug 09, 2009 9:26 am
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Re: Roll To Dodge Well, I'll just wait for you to roll on the torpedo I fired.
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TorrentHKU
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Re: Roll To Dodge Crazy, have you taken your turn yet? I don't know if you cursing Matilda to eternal damnation counts as a turn.
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Foa
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Joined: Wed Sep 05, 2007 4:14 am
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Re: Roll To Dodge From what I can guess
MLC would like to shot the rat-hole with his lawnchair.
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