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 Survive the above poster's attack 
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I'm a you.

Suicide.


Fri Dec 14, 2012 1:37 am
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You (I?) failed to consider the fact that I'm actually so depressed that I am incapable of acting with enough willpower to kill myself at all. My depression is so bad that I'm essentially a vegetable, actually.

So I drool on you. And by some strange coincidence, my drool is highly acidic.


Fri Dec 14, 2012 3:52 am
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SURPRISE, im still alive. One does not simply use Acid against Acid. Seriously

I attack you by dividing by zero.


Fri Dec 14, 2012 1:15 pm
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ERROR

I throw my calculator at you.


Fri Dec 14, 2012 1:18 pm
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Using methaphysic with my mind, I make the calculator explode like a nuclear bomb after you have an oportunity to throw it


Fri Dec 14, 2012 3:28 pm
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I catch it and throw it back


Fri Dec 14, 2012 5:11 pm
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I use my mind to get it away

I convince the terran, protoss and zerg to make an alliance and kill you


Fri Dec 14, 2012 9:08 pm
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Oh, this is an RTS? Nukes. Lots of them.

That's also my attack.


Fri Dec 14, 2012 10:41 pm
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I use my hax skills to become inmune to nukes

I shot my Yamato cannon against you


Fri Dec 14, 2012 10:52 pm
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Im going into another Game.

ZERG RUSH!


Fri Dec 14, 2012 11:00 pm
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Your Zergs can't chew through the armour of my fast-teched Panzer IV Infantry Support Tank.
Which then proceeds to baserape you.
RTS? Don't mind if I do...


Fri Dec 14, 2012 11:20 pm
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Your Tank is bad, and you should feel bad! Invincibility for 5 seconds after spawn, and im a Anti-Tank, right behind ya. But instead of blowing the tank up, i just jump on it, get inside the tank and ^^^^^ SLAP YOU!

Oh dear oh dear, Theres a Nuclear Strike incoming, but i teleport into my bunker which is 5km under the sea.Anyone get it? No? okay...


Sat Dec 15, 2012 12:22 am
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In the last second you drop a second teletransporter, so I teleport after you

I'm in your bunker, searching you with some mecha pieces I've found


Sat Dec 15, 2012 12:57 am
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But im activating my EMP Generators, which disable themselfs but also everything else mechanical for 1 BILLION YEARS!

The next foe has to live with the destruction of EVERYTHING and EVERYONE!


Sat Dec 15, 2012 1:05 am
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I make a most powerful power to defend myself :-P

STARSHIPS CRASHING ALL OVER THE UNIVERSE!!!


Sat Dec 15, 2012 3:22 am
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