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Asklar
Data Realms Elite
Joined: Fri Jan 07, 2011 8:01 am Posts: 6211 Location: In your office, earning your salary.
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Re: Survive the above posters attack
I'm a you.
Suicide.
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Fri Dec 14, 2012 1:37 am |
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Nighthawk
Joined: Tue Sep 28, 2010 8:15 pm Posts: 1288 Location: Heck if I know.
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Re: Survive the above posters attack
You (I?) failed to consider the fact that I'm actually so depressed that I am incapable of acting with enough willpower to kill myself at all. My depression is so bad that I'm essentially a vegetable, actually.
So I drool on you. And by some strange coincidence, my drool is highly acidic.
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Fri Dec 14, 2012 3:52 am |
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Notsoscary
Joined: Mon Oct 15, 2012 5:21 pm Posts: 879 Location: Somewhere in Germany
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Re: Survive the above posters attack
SURPRISE, im still alive. One does not simply use Acid against Acid. Seriously
I attack you by dividing by zero.
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Fri Dec 14, 2012 1:15 pm |
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Harzipan
Joined: Fri Aug 12, 2011 9:23 pm Posts: 1416 Location: North-Ish
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Re: Survive the above posters attack
ERROR
I throw my calculator at you.
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Fri Dec 14, 2012 1:18 pm |
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MadeInKorhal
Joined: Fri Dec 14, 2012 3:18 pm Posts: 37 Location: Far Far Away
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Re: Survive the above posters attack
Using methaphysic with my mind, I make the calculator explode like a nuclear bomb after you have an oportunity to throw it
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Fri Dec 14, 2012 3:28 pm |
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Notsoscary
Joined: Mon Oct 15, 2012 5:21 pm Posts: 879 Location: Somewhere in Germany
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Re: Survive the above posters attack
I catch it and throw it back
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Fri Dec 14, 2012 5:11 pm |
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MadeInKorhal
Joined: Fri Dec 14, 2012 3:18 pm Posts: 37 Location: Far Far Away
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Re: Survive the above posters attack
I use my mind to get it away
I convince the terran, protoss and zerg to make an alliance and kill you
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Fri Dec 14, 2012 9:08 pm |
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Nighthawk
Joined: Tue Sep 28, 2010 8:15 pm Posts: 1288 Location: Heck if I know.
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Re: Survive the above posters attack
Oh, this is an RTS? Nukes. Lots of them.
That's also my attack.
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Fri Dec 14, 2012 10:41 pm |
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MadeInKorhal
Joined: Fri Dec 14, 2012 3:18 pm Posts: 37 Location: Far Far Away
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Re: Survive the above posters attack
I use my hax skills to become inmune to nukes
I shot my Yamato cannon against you
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Fri Dec 14, 2012 10:52 pm |
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Notsoscary
Joined: Mon Oct 15, 2012 5:21 pm Posts: 879 Location: Somewhere in Germany
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Re: Survive the above posters attack
Im going into another Game.
ZERG RUSH!
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Fri Dec 14, 2012 11:00 pm |
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Natti
Data Realms Elite
Joined: Fri Jul 03, 2009 11:05 am Posts: 3878
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Re: Survive the above posters attack
Your Zergs can't chew through the armour of my fast-teched Panzer IV Infantry Support Tank. Which then proceeds to baserape you. RTS? Don't mind if I do...
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Fri Dec 14, 2012 11:20 pm |
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Notsoscary
Joined: Mon Oct 15, 2012 5:21 pm Posts: 879 Location: Somewhere in Germany
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Re: Survive the above posters attack
Your Tank is bad, and you should feel bad! Invincibility for 5 seconds after spawn, and im a Anti-Tank, right behind ya. But instead of blowing the tank up, i just jump on it, get inside the tank and ^^^^^ SLAP YOU!
Oh dear oh dear, Theres a Nuclear Strike incoming, but i teleport into my bunker which is 5km under the sea.Anyone get it? No? okay...
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Sat Dec 15, 2012 12:22 am |
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MadeInKorhal
Joined: Fri Dec 14, 2012 3:18 pm Posts: 37 Location: Far Far Away
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Re: Survive the above posters attack
In the last second you drop a second teletransporter, so I teleport after you
I'm in your bunker, searching you with some mecha pieces I've found
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Sat Dec 15, 2012 12:57 am |
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Notsoscary
Joined: Mon Oct 15, 2012 5:21 pm Posts: 879 Location: Somewhere in Germany
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Re: Survive the above posters attack
But im activating my EMP Generators, which disable themselfs but also everything else mechanical for 1 BILLION YEARS!
The next foe has to live with the destruction of EVERYTHING and EVERYONE!
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Sat Dec 15, 2012 1:05 am |
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MadeInKorhal
Joined: Fri Dec 14, 2012 3:18 pm Posts: 37 Location: Far Far Away
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Re: Survive the above posters attack
I make a most powerful power to defend myself STARSHIPS CRASHING ALL OVER THE UNIVERSE!!!
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Sat Dec 15, 2012 3:22 am |
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