>put Skyrim trailer on repeat for music
>roll ODA
OH HELLS YEAH

Tomaster [6]:
"♥♥♥♥."
Before you lift yourself out of the water, you jab a hole in the side of the dirigible with one of your wings. Wait, your wings can do that too? You thought they were just really flexible, but you can harden the feathers too! Goddamn, they're like little knives! You happily fly up into the air and head south, ignoring the shouts of the others.


GlowstickNinja (Jackson Winters) [2]:
This is too slow, which way did FoiL take off in?
You have no idea. Damn. Maybe the others kno-
"What the hell are you guys doing?"


CaveCricket48 (Kurt D. Hopkins) [4]:
Ok Amaz seems to have gotten his crap together and SUDDENLY THE BOAT IS SINKING.
You freak out and try to bail the boat out. Except then Amazigh tries to row with his oar. And he tries way too hard. The boat goes spinning from having a superspeed rower on one side. Spinning AND sinking. It pretty much just corkscrews under the water. The tiny Frenchman climbs onto your head for safety.


FoiL [1]:
You would reach the island around now if you had kept the speed up, but it's the darnedest thing. Something bursts out of the water in front of you, stopping your advance. You're not entirely sure what the hell it is, to be honest. It's a humanoid, probably 6 feet or so tall, and its slender body is blue and geometrically faceted. It looks like a chunk of matte crystal came to life in a human shape. The two of you stare each other down in midair for a long minute.
"The red wind blows."
Then, it turns away and darts down to the surface of the water and heads northeast. Much faster than you can fly.
"What the hell was that?"


Barnox [3]:
Whatever, your golem can do whatever the hell it wants. Or can.
You use your weird Darkness Elemental powers to float again, and head south along with Tomaster in the direction FoiL flew off to.
After a bit of flying you can see him in the distance! Why's he just floating there in midair?


Amazigh [2]:
"ATATATATATATATATATA"
You begin rapidly paddling one side of the boat. It begins spinning rapidly. Oh and sinking. Spinning and sinking. You're soon spinning around in the water from leftover momentum. And the boat is... yeah it's pretty thoroughly sunken. Great.


dhart5000 [4]:
Before you can ask Die anything, shenanigans happen and before you know it the boat is gone and everyone is in the water.


Game Events: The boat done sank'd, Banrax is flying after FoiL, and FoiL is floating in midair.
"You're all idiots."

Tomaster and Barnox are flying south after FoiL.
Die, Kurt, Amazigh, and Dhart are in the water.
Jackson is hovering next to the boat.
FoiL is flying towards the Volcano Island.

>SpellSynthesis: Whirlpool Portal. Eat the guys at the 'boat', spit them out by me and FoiL.

Rawlin.

Tomaster [6]:
"Heh."
Ahh... their anguish is music to your Chaotic Good ears. You see Barnox flying nearby, and speed up a bit, daring him to a race. It looks like he tries to go faster as well, but to no avail. Soon, you reach FoiL, who is for some reason flying back the way he came.
"Woah, bro, what're you doing?"
"I got this bad feeling like Die and the others need help."
"Nah man, they're fine."
"I don't know, I really think I should-"
"Nah nah nah nah naaaah, it's all good. Cmon, we've got to go to that island."
FoiL is unconvinced.
Then suddenly Amazigh happens.


GlowstickNinja (Jackson Winters) [5]:
You sigh, and lift everyone up out of the water onto a platform of telekinetic energy. You then carefully suck the water off them, careful not to rip an arm off or something, and funnel it back into the ocean.
"There, snug as a bugrug."
Hmm? That was odd. You felt something inside you. Almost like something fell into place or clicked. You're not quite sure why, but you feel more at peace now.


CaveCricket48 (Kurt D. Hopkins) [4]:
You sit tight and wait for something to happen. You are not disappointed. Jackson lifts the whole group out of the water and sets them on an invisible platform in midair, then sucks the water off of everyone. Not bad.


FoiL [2]:
That person was creepy. You've got a bad feeling now. A bad feeling that something bad happened to the others. You think you should head back and help them. On your way back, you find Tomaster and Barnox!
"Woah, bro, what're you doing?"
"I got this bad feeling like Die and the others need help."
"Nah man, they're fine."
"I don't know, I really think I should-"
"Nah nah nah nah naaaah, it's all good. Cmon, we've got to go to that island."
Yeah, you're really not buying that.


Barnox [2]:
Using your Spell Synthesis, you throw together a portal spell that piggybacks some dimension jiggery-pokery on a whirlpool, and lets things use them as portals. Wait, you need a whirlpool for this, don't you?


Amazigh [4]:
"♥♥♥♥ this I'm that fast."
As soon as you're dry from Jackson's efforts, you sprint off the side of the platform and start running across the water as fast as you can. Of course, this is stupid and doesn't really work. So, you use your TeleFlash to continuously teleport yourself onto the surface of the water, making this work. And so you run halfway across the ocean to the southern island, and seen Tomaster on the horizon. Sensing a brilliant chance, you leap and angle your body like a spear; arms and legs ramrod straight, head pointed forward, aimed straight at the unsuspecting Tomaster.
You hit with a startlingly loud crunch, but from Tomaster, not you. In fact, you hardly feel a thing. It's like your head was as hard as a rock.
Predictably, Tomaster goes flying.


dhart5000 [2]:
You decide to wait for the others rather than abandon them. I mean, you totally could, but that wouldn't be very noble or righteous or anything. And you've got a niggling feeling that it's important to be good.


Game Events: Amazigh, having impacted Tomaster like a human bullet, goes flying through the air at several hundred miles per hour. Amazigh falls down to the water harmlessly, completely unharmed.
Tomaster, after skipping on the water a couple times, eventually comes to a stop on a few rocky outcroppings. Craning his neck to look up, he sees a big dark patch of water in front of him.

"Ah, thank you. Wait, can you move this platform?"
"Uh... I think so."
"Wonderful! Quickly, we can use this as a vessel! Take us south!"

Tomaster is at the Volcrater.
Barnox, Amazigh, and FoiL are sitting around between the islands.
Die, Jackson, Kurt, and Dhart are on a platform.