Nah, she died, McBadass just teleported her away before she actually DIED.
Don't wanna hurt his harem after all.

I wouldn't want a prize(even though that'd be awesome) cause I didn't do anything and that would be unfair to all of yall'.

That was... Quite surprising.

So, can I please be dumped on the waiting list, as with our arrangement?

So yeah.
Skyrim. Will get back to rolling soon.

BARREL ROLL. HERE HAVE THE NUMBERS: 3 6 3 5 1 9

CaveCricket48 (Raphael) [6]:
One second you're in pieces strewn across the ground, the next you're whole and alive!
...
It seems your old body is still everywhere. Best not to think about it.
"I'll take a simple, 1.6 meter staff please."
And just like that, a staff of that description appears in the air before you! You grab it, and can feel that McBadass wasn't lying, this thing is positively charged with power. You can only imagine what'll happen if you channel your psychic powers through it.



Ociamarru (Vadim Ivanov) [6]:
"Avatar Aang's glider/staff, please."
Nothing happens for a moment, then a rectangular staff pops into existence in front of you. Upon inspection, a button near the top pops out wings. You're not ENTIRELY sure why you chose a staff with wings, but you don't particularly care right now.



Tokochiro (Mana) [3]:
You want gauntlets. And lo and behold, you have gauntlets. They're actually more like bracers now that you look at them; they cover your forearm and the back of your hand, but not your fingers or palms at all.



Amazigh ("Amazigh") [5]:
"A Smart enhancement card for my Cybernetics."
A long minute passes in which nothing happens. While you wait, you look over your Mecha's systems to see what went horribly wrong with your Plasma Caster. The vibrations from Nairle seem to have started some kind of harmonic resonance with the plasma, and it almost exploded. Thankfully, it didn't. Looks like you just need to wait for the Caster to refill with plasma and it should work again.
Suddenly, something wooden and the size of a cork appears in midair in front of you, and falls into your lap. You examine the woodcork, and... Oh wow, it looks like you can slot it into an expansion slot on your cybernetics! You do so, and HNNG ow that hurt.
... So THAT'S what your consciousness expanding feels like.


Tomaster (Vladimír Shurla) [1]:
...Fine.
Odd voices in your head. You disregard the voice when you notice that a vest of wooden plates has appeared beneath your shirt. Coo, that should protect you from... uh...
Knives? Dogs? Erronis?


GlowstickNinja (Jackson Winters) [9]:
...
Where the hell are you?



Game Events: Hmm. What do you all think of something a bit... different? I'm torn on what to have you fight next, so I'll let you decide. Would you like to fight Alphonse and Edward, or Yokamidesu-kun?

You forgot to put me on the waiting list .

Rolling because it pisses Rag off.

CaveCricket48 (Raphael) [4]:
"I'll go with the second one."



Ociamarru (Vadim Ivanov) [7]:
"I don't care, to be honest."
You look over the staff. It's rather a lot like Raphael's except wingier. You check to make sure there isn't a secret snack compartment, and sadly there is not.



Tokochiro (Mana) [10]:
"The something-chan"
You try your telekinesis on a nearby chunk of Raphael. It floats in the air a bit, but nothing unusual happens. Then, you try punching the ground with a TK fueled fist.
The ground explodes. Well, to be accurate, your punch causes the ground around where you punched to shatter and launch into the air. You cough from the dust and try to wave it away.



Amazigh ("Amazigh") [8]:
"The second one sounds slightly less awful."
You look around your cockpit to see what this Direct Mecha Interface is.
And that's when you notice that you can see out your Mech's cameras. Directly. And move it.
WITH YOUR MIND.
Holy ♥♥♥♥ this is reeeeeally weird feeling. But at the same time, this is so much better than regular controls.


Tomaster (Vladimír Shurla) [3]:
"The asian sounding one!"
You examine your wood.
Armor. It's a lot of interlocking wooden plates. Upon reflection that's of dubious usage, but what the hell are you supposed to do with wood?
Wait... Aw, DAMN! You could've made a Sherlock Holmes pipe and looked all SORTS of badass.


GlowstickNinja (Jackson Winters) [9]:
You hold your nose closed and hope it stops bleeding that way while you get a handle on your surroundings. And you've still got this feather, too.
You seem to be in a rather large arena, with scorch marks and chunks of flesh strewn everywhere. There are some other people here, and some robots. Uh.
Where the hell ARE you?



Game Events: Yokamidesu-kun it is!
A cloud of mist shimmers into existence in the middle of the arena, and almost immediately someone pops out of it. They look... eccentric.
It's a guy, looks not a day older than 17, and he's wearing a thick bright orange vest over a long black and white robe. He's got a katana at his side, some kind of pouch on his belt, and... big almost cat-like ears. His pale skin contrasts with his spiky black hair.
"Konichiwa!"
"Oh dear god he's a weaboo."

You did it again. Am I really that not noticeable?